Drinky Crow
Banned
I am breaking my "**** GAF" silence to specifically state the following: Jeremy Parish ****ed up his review of UGnG, and badly. Any criticisms of UGnG are purely nitpicks that revolve around the extreme ends of personal taste, or constitute an agenda against certain "hardcore" games. Given that his blog is a giant lexicon of apologism for awkwardly-designed NES platformers, I can't fathom the weird cognitive dissonance that must've addled his brain when he penned his reviews of UGnG. Unless he can articulate something other the uninformative snarky rejoinders, I'm just gonna take the 4.5 -- a clear statement that UGnG is sub-average regardless of the curve of the scale -- as a deliberate attack on some group of gamers he's built a vendetta against; or that he just hates DIFFICULTY.
Seriously; I've played the game and I love the series, but I woulda sold it down the river had it sucked. It doesn't. It's a brilliant piece of classic 2D platform design with loads of modern polish and some of the most stunning attention to detail and level design ever. I can imagine a few fair nitpicks, such as the mid-stage loading and the obstreperous PSP D-pad (to some) that might knock it down a few points -- even as low as a 7.0 for the REALLY cranky -- but a 4.5 is just beyond the ****ing pale.
Really, though, I'm *doubly* angry because that dipshit put me on Dave Halverson's side of the argument, and that's just a horrible place to be. When you make Halverson seem credible, we ALL suffer.
Seriously; I've played the game and I love the series, but I woulda sold it down the river had it sucked. It doesn't. It's a brilliant piece of classic 2D platform design with loads of modern polish and some of the most stunning attention to detail and level design ever. I can imagine a few fair nitpicks, such as the mid-stage loading and the obstreperous PSP D-pad (to some) that might knock it down a few points -- even as low as a 7.0 for the REALLY cranky -- but a 4.5 is just beyond the ****ing pale.
Really, though, I'm *doubly* angry because that dipshit put me on Dave Halverson's side of the argument, and that's just a horrible place to be. When you make Halverson seem credible, we ALL suffer.