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[Chao]

It looks more like Kote Beckinsole to me

 

[Tinabina]

Looks more like Marisa Tomei to me.

 

[LeleSocho]

OP get your eyes checked as soon as possible.... seriously.

 

[Solo]

Not even slightly. I mean, seriously, OP? Talk about overvaluing your assets. Your ex is the Facebook IPO of exes.

 

[DEAD RABBIT]

Does my thread look like a brag thread?

 

[Chuckie]

Lois Griffin.

Your ex looks more like the UFC fighter Gina Carano.

She looks kind of like Lela Star.

more like Teri Hatcher

actually she looks a little bit like Layla

I'd say she looks more like Marisa Tomei.

she looks like a pornstar called penny flame who retired a few years ago. google her.

I see Lani Lane, OP.

I was thinking Marina Sirtis in OP's pic.

OP, your ex pretty much looks like everyone except Kate Beckinsale.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

No, KB is drop dead gorgeous. She looks more like Teri Hatcher, who is still hot. But kind, "hot for her age" hot, rather than, "I'd chew glass to sleep her" hot like KB.

 

[noah111]

So many pornstar names in here I now need to google..

 

[Eiolon]

Looks more like the chick that played House's wife.

Don't know her name so don't have a good shot.

 

[Switters]

Kote Beckinsole

This made me laugh, which is twice as funny because this thread is pretty sad.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

No, but you look like a young Cesar Millan

 

[Double D]

So far the Lani Lane comparison seems most accurate.

 

[zerokoolpsx]

No.

 

[Hydrogen Bluebird]

Not even slightly. I mean, seriously, OP? Talk about overvaluing your assets. Your ex is the Facebook IPO of exes.

Ice cold.

 

[Raist]

Kinda looks like Sandra Bullock, a bit.
But that's pretty much it.

 

[NaturalHigh]

So far the Lani Lane comparison seems most accurate.

Judging by OPs ability to handle breakups/detachment and his confidence issues (which he handles by bragging on the internet). I am assuming the ex in question's character isn't much better, which leads me to agree with this Lani Lane comparison. Not based on looks but rather on the fact that his ex probably has seen/been peneterated by multitudes of penis.

Spoiler

jk

 

[Dali]

Marisa Tomei and Teri Hatcher were the best answers I saw. Sorry, but Kate Beckinsale is a couple galaxies above your ex. Maybe with a little

Spoiler

a lot of

weight loss and some plastic surgery though...

 

[knitoe]

What I really want to know is if the OP had a Kate Beckinsale look alike, what does he have now?

Lucky guy...

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Except he doesn't have a Beckinsale look alike.

 

[ToxicAdam]

I want to punch the photographer that posed them like that.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

Jennifer Tilly.

 

[massoluk]

more like Teri Hatcher

Took the word out of my mouth when I saw the picture.

 

[Dorrin]

I'm getting a Marisa Tomei vibe.

 

[jett]

lol no.

You need to move on bro.

indeed

 

[Derrick01]

I'd say she looks more like Marisa Tomei.

My first thoughts too.

You just don't say someone looks like Beckinsale son. That's like god tier status and mere peasants don't just look like her.

That said...not bad OP.

 

[Dunlop]

Just the creation of this thread is disturbing

 

[Ra\/en]

Stealth brag thread maybe?

 

[brianjones]

lots of beer goggles itt

 

[Dyno]

Guy thinks his girl looks like a movie star. NeoGAF proves she looks like a porn star.

OH GAF!

 

[Good Job Bob]

I don't know, I guess she could play Kate Beckinsale in an XXX parody or something and I'd be like "Huh, they got a chick that looks decently enough like Kate Beckinsale" while I stroke my cock.

 

[Meier]

Not even slightly. She looks like a different race than Kate?

 

[NaturalHigh]

I don't know, I guess she could play Kate Beckinsale in an XXX parody or something and I'd be like "Huh, they got a chick that looks decently enough like Kate Beckinsale" while I stroke my cock.

Yeah but don't put too much thought into or you may go flaccid

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because you ejaculated.

 

[Seraphinianus]

You need to move on bro.

.

 

[R2D4]

You were way above your pay grade with that chick dude. Congrats.

 

[POWERSPHERE]

If she married that dude, then she's not wirth worrying about. Move on.

 

[Htown]

You need to move on bro.

LOL

Spoiler

Accurate.

 

[WrikaWrek]

Fuck no

 

[CrankyJay]

From that pic, she looks more like Terry Hatcher.

 

[Menelaus]

I'd say she looks more like Marisa Tomei.

Came to post.

 

[nateeasy]

she ugly

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I wanna kiss her OP.

 

[Good Job Bob]

I wanna kiss her OP.

Your girlfriend is hot.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Your girlfriend is hot.

So is yours.

 

[Good Job Bob]

So is yours.

Sounds like we should have an orgy then.

 

[NaturalHigh]

Sounds like we should have an orgy then.

I don't have a gf but count me in on this orgy.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

You think Beardz would accept?

 

[Ash Sparrow]

Nah Op, nah

 

[NaturalHigh]

You think Beardz would accept?

I think he abandoned thread after his OP.

Either laughing at his successful troll or seeing a therapist about the damage GAF inflicted on his ego.

 

[Perkel]

Lani Lane

OP's ex.

Yup.

Lol OP busted !

Don't challenge detective gaf next time.

 

[bengraven]

Looks more like the chick in your avatar.



Also, fyi, but a lot of brunette haired, lightly tanned skin, dark brown eyed women "look the same". For example, my wife, who apparently looks like a lot of other people.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I'm surprised GAF didn't photoshop the colored people making sexual gestures.