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[Always-honest]

I'm surprised GAF didn't photoshop the colored people making sexual gestures.

That's racist!

 

[Wilbur]

She doesn't look like Kate Beckinsale but congratulations on fucking her anyway

 

[la flama blanca]

nope. Comn GAF, where are the photoshops?

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

That's racist!

I meant the red, yellow, green, blue people!

 

[SMT]

It's just the eyes and mascara that are similar lol. Kate Beckinsale is Indonesian, your girlfriend looks Lebanese, Asian eyes? Beckin isn't as vibrant anymore.

 

[.la1n]

nooooope

 

[RdN]

I don't see it.

 

[alterno69]

lol good one op, you almost got me there.

 

[Always-honest]

I meant the red, yellow, green, blue people!

yeah i know, the line drawings

 

[ShipTheCheese]

Not in the slightest, even.

OP, I am disappoint

 

[leadbelly]

Hold on, I'll ask her.

...

Okay, she said, "Is he still going on about the Kate Beckinsale thing? I look nothing like Kate Beckinsale!". She is also not happy with you posting pictures of her on the internet.

Hold on...she is saying something else.

She also told me to tell you, "get over it!".

 

[kehs]

You need a username change.

 

[TheExodu5]

Yeah, I'll go with Teri Hatcher.

She's missing Kate Beckinsale's defining attributes, IMO: her forehead and button nose.

 

[hawkshockey11]

My ex looked uncannily like Taylor Swift when she didn't straighten her hair.

 

[James Woods]

1: Would smang

2: Husband looks like a dip. That plus dating you confirms bad taste.

3: Move on. If you roped that in you might rope something else of equal value.

 

[TheExodu5]

hey gaf who does my most recent ex look like

Sash from Suicide Girls

 

[ShipTheCheese]

She's missing Kate Beckinsale's defining attributes, IMO: everything.

Fixed.

Seriously, OP. I feel bad that everyone is coming down on you so hard.. but c'mon, son.

 

[IdreamofHIME]

Looks like the Latino chick from My Name is Earl....and she was hot.

 

[sleepykyo]

Your friends are right. I'd agree with the kind of like Teri Hatcher.

 

[Dali]

hey gaf who does my most recent ex look like

Spoiler

we're bragin now right

Is that really your ex? If so then that's how you brag. OP needs to take notes; Don't bring borderline chubbies of moderate attractiveness to a brag thread. That was the second fail. The first was comparing said person to a goddess like Kate Beckinsale.

Sash from Suicide Girls

Dammit! My point still stands though.

 

[Switters]

Sorry, I'm bad at shops...

 

[Wilbur]

Is that really your ex? If so then that's how you brag. OP needs to take notes; Don't bring borderline chubbies of moderate attractiveness to a brag thread. That was the second fail. The first was comparing said person to a goddess like Kate Beckinsale.



Dammit! My point still stands though.

You're serious? Hahaha fuck me.

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

No.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

Kinda looks like Sandra Bullock, a bit.
But that's pretty much it.

I was going to say this. Maybe the hair and a bit of the structure of the face (but definitely not the nose).

 

[Indrid Cold1]

Is that really your ex? If so then that's how you brag. OP needs to take notes; Don't bring borderline chubbies of moderate attractiveness to a brag thread. That was the second fail. The first was comparing said person to a goddess like Kate

Lol wtf, that's idiotic to call her that. Sharp knees GAF up in here. I bet your ex is an old gym sock so hard you'd swear it was made out of carbon nanotubes.

She's nice looking op, but no Kate Beckinsale. If I were you tho I would move on and stop stressing over her & the hubby... She's gone man.

 

[Drewsky]

She's very attractive but you're giving yourself a little too much credit.

 

[Deified Data]

I can't make a decent comparison without seeing your ex in full-body pleather first.

 

[MNC]

You need to move on bro.

You definitely need to move on bro. Let it go.

 

[crops55]

FUCK. I forgot today was show-and-tell.

 

[snacknuts]

It's just the eyes and mascara that are similar lol. Kate Beckinsale is Indonesian, your girlfriend looks Lebanese, Asian eyes? Beckin isn't as vibrant anymore.

The fuck?

 

[highrider]

i see nothing remotely like her in your ex. sorry op.

 

[KingOfReading]

Allow me to be the 100th person to say Marisa Tomei and Teri Hatcher...except younger.

 

[Beardz]

Allow me to be the 100th person to say Marisa Tomei.

Marisa is my type of woman

 

[bjb]

How old is this woman?

It seems some women age REALLY poorly.

 

[Loofy]

It looks more like Kote Beckinsole to me

Hmm she looks like Will Smith.

 

[Demon Ice]

Please tell me they didn't actually pay the photographer for that shot.


Also what the fuck Kate Beckinsale is not Indonesian she's British.

 

[Ominym]

Did you really think to yourself, "You know, I think my ex looks like Kate Beckinsale. But I'm unsure. I know were "friends" and all, so surely she wouldn't mind me putting a picture of her and her husband online for my friends to see. At least so they can tell me if there's a resemblance."

And at NO POINT ever think that you're creepy? Or that the act of doing that would come off creepy?

Come. On.

 

[SUPREME1]

You need to move on bro.

She married yo, that ship has sailed.

 

[soultron]

Dali dropping icebombs ITT.

 

[ThisWreckage]

Beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder.

 

[AdventureRacing]

Is that really your ex? If so then that's how you brag. OP needs to take notes; Don't bring borderline chubbies of moderate attractiveness to a brag thread. That was the second fail. The first was comparing said person to a goddess like Kate Beckinsale.

What the fuck? That isn't even close to true. Also you come off as a major asshole attacking this womens looks for absolutely no reason.

 

[CrazyDogg77]

Lol wtf, that's idiotic to call her that. Sharp knees GAF up in here. I bet your ex is an old gym sock so hard you'd swear it was made out of carbon nanotubes.

She's nice looking op, but no Kate Beckinsale. If I were you tho I would move on and stop stressing over her & the hubby... She's gone man.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Sorry, I'm bad at shops...

 

[Alligatorjandro]

What are you doing with your life OP?

 

[Demon Ice]

Wait someone called her borderline chubby? The fuck?! Not even close. Had to be trolling.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Well they both got boobs.

 

[Beardz]

What are you doing with your life OP?

Chillin' mang

 

[DiipuSurotu]

Victoria Beckham IMO

 

[Broder Salsa]

 

[noah111]

I hate it when you guys do this. My penis is glitching right now.