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[GAMEPROFF]

...only in germany but I thought since we have thread about ants living in a Kindle we can have this thread to and warn humanity.

So this is coming on april 1st and its not a joke. Its a product that is about to be released.

Its a cake bottom, with choco-sauce and dark and white grated chocolate on it.

And yeah, its super unhealthy, 319 kilocalories per 100 gramm, which makes the whole pizza about half of the daily needs of a adult woman.

I expect some Ian Malcom gifs.

If there is demand, I am willing to sacrifice myself for the group and taste one for my fellow gaffers.

 

[The Elite]

...

And yeah, its super unhealthy, 319 kilocalories per 100 gramm, which makes the whole pizza about half of the daily needs of a adult woman.


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So you could eat one and still have room for second dinner?

 

[NealMcCauley]

It finally happened. The bastards made a pizza meant for dessert.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

first trump, now this

 

[frontovik]

Warum nicht?

 

[Carn82]

Heresy.

 

[SnakeXs]

Only in Germany but Italian packaging? How authentic.

 

[moggio]

These aren't a new thing.

 

[Afrikan]

You mean to tell me yall don't have Giant chocolate chip cookie Pizzas in Euroland?

They are dangerously good. Stay away.

 

[Jimnymebob]

Chicago Town have done dessert pizza (chocolate and other flavours) for a while now in the UK. I've never tried one, but I've seen them in Tesco.

 

[sackninja]

These aren't even that uncommon....

 

[Funky Papa]

Dr. Oetker is pretty legit as far as frozen pizza goes, so there's that.

Oddly enough, I recently had some of Telepizza's KitKat pizza and it was shockingly the best pizza they have. Which is not to say a lot, but it was actually pretty decent as far as chocolate pizzas go.

 

[W-00]

It finally happened. The bastards made a pizza meant for dessert.

What do you mean, "finally"? Haven't you ever heard of cinnamon roll pizza?

 

[GAMEPROFF]

Warum nicht?

Die Lebensmittel-Wissenschaft war so damit beschäftigt, zu überlegen, ob sie es konnten, dass sie ganz vergessen haben, ob sie wirklich sollten.

 

[Waddle Dee]

So... is there still cheese in it, hidden under the chocolate? That'd be truly revolting.

 

[DJ_Lae]

I prefer the cheesecake style dessert pizzas with graham cracker crusts, tons of fruit and whipped cream, but if those were available here I'd try one.

It probably tastes mostly of sugar, unfortunately.

 

[The Elite]

You mean to tell me yall don't have Giant chocolate chip cookie Pizzas in Euroland?

They are dangerously good. Stay away.

Warm and gooey in Canada. More cookie than pizza.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Pizookie?

 

[oti]

Mein Körper ist bereit.

 

[Dingens]

Well I ate custard honey icecream pizza in japan and it was awesome. I'm sure this will be too

 

[GAMEPROFF]

Dr. Oetker is pretty legit as far as frozen pizza goes, so there's that.

They make the best. They are pretty expensive compared to other brands, but I love them.

So... is there still cheese in it, hidden under the chocolate? That'd be truly revolting.

Like I said, I am open to sacrifice myself

 

[Funky Papa]

Pizookie?

Oh, fuck you Fishy.

Now I know what I'm baking this weekend

 

[Log4Girlz]

And like all pizza it'll go great with milk

 

[SliceSabre]

Man I was expecting something absurd, that is just like any other chocolate pizza dessert.

 

[John Kowalski]

This really isn't for the best

 

[PixelatedBookake]

For a second there I expected chocolate on cheese pizza THANK GOD

 

[Miles X]

Had these in the UK for ages! Never tried one though...

 

[Sesuadra]

Oh, fuck you Fishy.

Now I know what I'm baking this weekend

You know where to post it

 

[Poppy]

i like the phrase "this is coming april first but it isn't a joke"

thats so funny yet sinister

it should be a movie tagline

 

[KenOD]

It's a pie. Laid out like a pizza pie, but still just a pie. Pie is not unusual.

Nor will be the number of deaths from sugar shock from this.

 

[MarveI]

Can't wait to try it out once. Then vomit and blame myself for a silly decision.

 

[oti]

It's a pie. Laid out like a pizza pie, but still just a pie. Pie is not unusual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv_YhrHPS_M

 

[Frankfurter]

This actually sounds amazing. I'm gonna get one and report back once it's in stores.

 

[Miles X]

Had these in the UK for ages! Never tried one though...

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I do wonder if you can do a Mexican mole sauce pizza. That has chocolate in it.

 

[Makonero]

Looks good to me.

Needs pineapple tho

 

[Poppy]

btw theres nothing wrong with chocolate and cheese

i mean cream cheese is still a thing, even if you dont count it i am sure there are other options. like ricotta and mascarpone and stuff

 

[Zoe]

Dessert pizzas are nothing new at the buffets around here.

 

[GAMEPROFF]

And yet, this is only the second most disgusting thing I have ever seen to be marketed as a pizza, right after the french fries and currywurst (german sausage speciality with a curry flavoured sauce) pizza.

 

[moggio]

It's a pie. Laid out like a pizza pie, but still just a pie. Pie is not unusual.

Nor will be the number of deaths from sugar shock from this.

This is a pie:

 

[shira]

Oreo Taco > rest

 

[marrec]

lol @ the UKers here finally knowing the truth about the depravity of American Pizza Culture

 

[Tiops]

It's curious to see chocolate pizza being treated as something weird. In Brazil we have a lot of different sweet pizza flavors:

 

[PandaShake]

I should have hopped on the dominos Oreo pizza train. Always curious.

 

[falconxcrunner09]

Pizookie?

Okay that looks delicious. I'm going to try and make one.

 

[BizzyBum]

Baskin Robbins has an ice cream pizza, too.

 

[Azzurri]

Pizookie?

The one at BJs Brewhouse is fucking good!

 

[GAMEPROFF]

Baskin Robbins has an ice cream pizza, too.

America is weird

 

[Gentleman Jack]

Dr. Oetker is pretty legit as far as frozen pizza goes, so there's that.

Oddly enough, I recently had some of Telepizza's KitKat pizza and it was shockingly the best pizza they have. Which is not to say a lot, but it was actually pretty decent as far as chocolate pizzas go.

From that thread:

exact same product, different branding.

Humanity was already doomed.

BAD END

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

And like all pizza it'll go great with milk