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DRUDGE REPORT: North Korea Says Nuclear Test Successful

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Diablos said:
Mike GED: Even IF the US did tests past 1992, what's your point? You do not want North Korea to be ****ing around with nukes.

I don't think we'll see {Mike} in this thread again :lol
 
Well that's great. The Apocalypse is about to begin. We'll all be sleeping soon enough...


Damn you NK! Damn you!
 
the thing here is that our arms are completely tied. we cant' touch north korea without risking them moving on seoul, and while they only have about 2 days worth of support, that's more than enough time to entrench and become a royal pain in the ass.

i feel bad for asia... ulcers galore today.

i'm still skeptical, but I'd like to know the legitimacy of the SK confirmation. I mean, the Pentagon could be going nuts, but that's just cuz they're trying to make sure they didn't **** up and let something slip by :lol


CNN reporting that Pentagon believes reports are true
 
Maybe they successfully "tested" them, concluding that they didn't work.

...or they finally obtained and used a microwave. HOT POCKETS AM CONFIRMED!!!
 
I still think everyone is overreacting (in the sense they think they'll get drafted). It's bad news for sure though/
 
Dude, all i know is that if ONE japanese person working for Sony or nintendo is hurt, before either system launches, there will be hell to pay. H E L L TO PAY!
 
probably more North Korean bull shit. Anyone who thinks they can conduct a nuclear test after those hilarious missile tests in summer is on crack.

It was probably a dud
 
Anyone who thinks they can conduct a nuclear test after those hilarious missile tests in summer is on crack.
read what I said earlier in the thread. it wasn't a 'failure' of a missile test... it was never meant to succeed.

anyways, ROK leadership is meeting now to determine what's going on. we'll know how legit this is within a couple hours, it seems.
 
Shinzo Abe is gonna love this shit. Whether NK really nuclearized or not, this is great for Japanese hawks' agenda to remilitarize. The only thing they really need is a name change anyway -- Japan's 'Self-Defense Force' already spends more on military budget than China annually.
 
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North Korea in a few days.
 
NK gave China a 20 minute warning and SK said it had a MAGNITUDE of I believe 3.8, so something happened.

That whole region kind of scares me (save Japan). We're friendly with China, but what if the rest of the world wants to pressure NK assuming they grow stronger, but China doesn't? You can't just push aside a superpower.
 
adg1034 said:
Secondly, why do people go to the Drudge Report anyway? "OH HAY GUYZ, WE GOT CONSERVATIVE NOOZ"

Because despite his political stance, he breaks real news frequently enough.

Also, Dems lose Nov elections, lol. All that Foley fun for nothing :(
 
adg1034 said:
Secondly, why do people go to the Drudge Report anyway? "OH HAY GUYZ, WE GOT CONSERVATIVE NOOZ"

Probably because it's the best breaking news source on the web, regardless of political slant.
 
Diablos said:
NK gave China a 20 minute warning and SK said it had a multitude of I believe 3.8, so something happened.

That whole region kind of scares me (save Japan). We're friendly with China, but what if the rest of the world wants to pressure NK assuming they grow stronger, but China doesn't? You can't just push aside a superpower.

China tells North Korea not to test nuke. North Korea tests nuke.

Trust me, China is plenty pissed with North Korea itself right now.

Donono said:
They should have one uped Tsar Bomba.

This is North Korea we're talking about here.
 
White Man said:
Because despite his political stance, he breaks real news frequently enough.

Also, Dems lose Nov elections, lol. All that Foley fun for nothing :(
Maybe people will actually hold Bush responsible for his failure on this one rather than reward him for making the world a more dangerous place?

Nah, I knew that was a stupid idea before I even said it.
 
Sathsquatch said:
Maybe people will actually hold Bush responsible for his failure on this one rather than reward him for making the world a more dangerous place?

Nah, I knew that was a stupid idea before I even said it.

No no no, George Bush will plea with the voters and say that they have to give him a house and a senate that he can work with during this crisis, not one that will be constantly deadlocked.

And as has been pointed out before N. Korea is no one's fault. . .no one's known what to do with them since Kim Jong-Il came to power. He's made nuclear claims for years that have made people hesitant, and it's always appeared that the best strategy was the "Castro" one: Wait til he's dead and it will all fall apart. In all honesty, that's probably still the best strategy.
 
Oh my gosh. You've got to be kidding. Phracking Kim Jong-il has weaponized nuclear weapons. I know the CIA said they had 4-6 nukes, but this has actually gone through? This is one of the biggest f'n disasters of the last decade.
 
Oh shit, everyone's f*cked!
:lol

New millenium nuclear war confirmed.
 
Yes! Nest, the american government's going to let itself get attack so we can have a reason to go to war! I'd bump this thread then to say I told you so, but NY is going to most likely be the target again. Here or D.C.
 
Verboten said:
Yes! Nest, the american government's going to let itself get attack so we can have a reason to go to war! I'd bump this thread then to say I told you so, but NY is going to most likely be the target again. Here or D.C.

How would North Korea attack either of those places? Even at the highest ends of theory, the furthest NK can hit is the west coast, and it's unlikely they can do that with any accuracy.

Now Japan, that's another story.
 
As crazy as Kim Jong Il-ist is... he's not crazy enough to launch a nuclear attack knowing full well for every one he fires 50 are going to be coming back.
 
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