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[cryptoadam]

So after binging on Gargoyles on Disney+ I have to ask GAF, who is the better, hotter, cooler cartoon chick?

Elisa Maza the tough cop who accepts and befriends the monstrous Gargoyles, and has a sort of love affair with Goliath. She is also a POC and bad ass.

April the fiery red head who may or may not of had something with Raph. She is best known for her yellow jumpsuit that umm shows her assets.

So GAF who do you chose (or fap to )

 

[Kamina]

Elisa. Aprils jumpsuit is not sexy.

 

[Nymphae]

She is also a POC and bad ass

Wait a second. In a piece of Western media? From like 25 years ago? I thought those were the dark ages of unwoke content before the modern awakening? I have been told positive portrayals of females were a rarity, yet I seem to stumble across them nearly everywhere lol.

I really don't mean to make this a sticking point lol, it just got to me yesterday when I heard this girl say "X movie had a positive female role so I liked it", the very thought alone indicates she thinks there is a lack of that....somewhere.

 

[Tesseract]

april and it's not even close

you fucking monster

 

[GreyHorace]

Never watched Gargoyles sadly. Only watched the pilot on VHS, so I barely remember what kind of character Elisa was.

April O'Neil in the cartoon was a bit of a airhead, however in the comics she was a sexy lady and a well developed character to boot.

 

[Silent Duck]

Aprils jumpsuit is not sexy.

You will regret your words and deeds.

April is the correct choice here.

 

[Kamina]

You will regret your words and deeds.

April is the correct choice here.

April didnt look like that in any episode i’ve ever seen.

 

[drganon]

Elisa. On another note, anyone else remember the gargoyles VHS board game thing?

 

[Tesseract]

Elisa. On another note, anyone else remember the gargoyles VHS board game thing?

i do remember that, it was cool

 

[brap]

The hot redhead

Elisa. On another note, anyone else remember the gargoyles VHS board game thing?

I think I rented that on VHS before even though I didn't own the game.

 

[Richard Packer]

What does the porn version of Elisa look like?

 

[ExpandKong]

Bang Elisa, marry April. Redheads are the real minority. Support redhead conservation efforts in your area today.

Wait a second. In a piece of Western media? From like 25 years ago? I thought those were the dark ages of unwoke content before the modern awakening? I have been told positive portrayals of females were a rarity, yet I seem to stumble across them nearly everywhere lol.

I really don't mean to make this a sticking point lol, it just got to me yesterday when I heard this girl say "X movie had a positive female role so I liked it", the very thought alone indicates she thinks there is a lack of that....somewhere.

I love it.

“Men don’t go see female action movies”

- Elizabeth Banks, like a year after Captain Marvel fucking made a billion dollars and three or four years after Wonder Woman became the most universally enjoyed movie in the DCCU and about 20 years after the last movies in the franchise she co-opted turned a profit.

 

[Shizumapower]

april and it's not even close

you fucking monster

This is correct.

Real answer:

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Why y'all jerking off to the Disney channel?

 

[ResilientBanana]

Eliza

 

[iconmaster]

I’d say Daphne but given the choice it’s April.

 

[Stilton Disco]

April, you godless heathen.

Actually, now I look her up, I'm pretty certain April must have been patient zero for my life long love of stacked women with off the shoulder shorter hair cuts.

 

[Silent Duck]

Why y'all jerking off to the Disney channel?

 

[King of Foxes]

Who the fuck is Eliza Mazā?

 

[brap]

Who the fuck is Eliza Mazā?

Spoiler

 

[BadBurger]

Only heretics would not choose April.

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

This post is presented as originally created. It may contain outdated cultural depictions.

 

[Silent Duck]

This post is presented as originally created. It may contain outdated cultural depictions.

No, I’m pretty sure that’s how people still beat their meat.

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

No, I’m pretty sure that’s how people still beat their meat.

True that. You’re not doing it right if it doesn’t end in tears.

 

[RokkanStoned]

Feels kinda hard, don't think I've ever seen Gargoyles, but in some ways maybe Elisa Maza looks the most attractive, but on the other hand, it's April and my childhood as a Turtle fan pulls a lot of weight, and she's also got such a classic design and a more daring look and hair design. More so, a bit of the problem with screenshots of April is the art, which varies a lot and can seem a bit derpy. I guess perhaps a tie is the best I can accept.

 

[iconmaster]

April didnt look like that in any episode i’ve ever seen.

Canon:

Canon:

Canon:

 

[lock2k]

April because redheads are awesome

 

[DeafTourette]

Eliza

 

[GAMETA]

None, Gadget Hackwrench is the real answer

 

[Silent Duck]

Canon:

Canon:

Canon:

Canon:

Canon:

Head Canon:

 

[Shizumapower]

I’d say Daphne but given the choice it’s April.

You are talking about

But you meant

 

[GV82]

April o’Neil the Porn Actress?

 

[brap]

April o’Neil the Porn Actress?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Lokimaru]

April, you godless heathen.

Actually, now I look her up, I'm pretty certain April must have been patient zero for my life long love of stacked women with off the shoulder shorter hair cuts.

Marketing Exec: "All to easy."

 

[Dthomp]

April o’Neil the Porn Actress?

Can't believe it took 32 posts for the correct April to be appreciated....

 

[lock2k]

Speaking of cartoon babes I also really like Veronica Lodge.

 

[sol_bad]

I'll take both at the same time thank you.

Whynotboth.jif

 

[MisterHero]

Gargoyle Eliza or Fish April

Spoiler

Fish April