Picture the scene.
You're having a conversation with friends about great movies, and in your head you're thinking of classic slang like "All that and a bag of chips", "Da Bomb", "Dope", "Boomshakalaka", "bling-bling", "eat my shorts", "Fresh", "For shizzle my nizzle", "Phat", "Tight", "Know what I'm sayin?" Slang which redefined conversation and made strides in understanding and reflecting upon the human condition, as well as representing considerable advances in the technical aspects of the medium.
And then one of your friends says that the greatest slang words of all time is "Epic". 'I'm sorry?', you ask. Epic Fail, he says, and that he's said it a million times and it never gets old. Now, inside your head you're going nuts but you try to maintain your composure - so you don't get awfully angry, you just sit there and listen. In the meantime, another friend says that the best slang ever is "Chillin". Another pipes up and says that "Sup!?" is the best. It was better than "Whats up" and "Whaaaaazzupppp", he adds. Quite.
Or how about this. You're talking about texting and instant message, and your friend says that everything before the year 2000 is shit, and they got bored and with using "bling-bling" after 10 minutes. You tell them they need to try it again, the 90's has some amazing slang and words that are decades old and has mesmerised untold generations. Then they just look at you funny.
You talk about music and they think you mean Lil Wayne. You talk about television and they think you mean Jersey Shore. You talk about computer games, and they think you mean Call of Duty. You talk about fine cuisine and they think you mean the McGangBang.
At this point, is it right of me to look down upon such people? Should I just accept that not everyone received the same opportunities I did to learn about culture and history and art - and that consequently, I shouldn't judge them? How tolerant should one be of a friend's cultural idiosyncracies, and at what point should one say enough is enough and call them out on it?
Hella curious to hear if any of you ever go through this sort of thing. Ya dig?