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Epic Rap Battles of History (Season Five)

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Lots of good lines in this one. And I really LOLed at this one the first time through (for many of them I end up appreciating them a lot more upon re-watching).

Edit: And Clint Eastwood's section was brutal but not just for the last line. "You can't be too tough, you got killed by an aspirin" and "that one inch punch? same size as your pecker" hahahaha
 

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I watched this a thousand times .... but this is the only line I don't get =(

Anyone care to explain to me ?

Bruce Lee's parents were Chinese. Apple's products are made (or assembled) in China by people who most likely make dick for money.
 
Bruce Lee's parents were Chinese. Apple's products are made (or assembled) in China by people who most likely make dick for money.

Oh ...Thanks !
I expected something WAY more complicated like Bruce Lee trying to make a carrer as a singer or something =P
 
MC Mr. Napkins has been a great guest star for this series. I just went back and checked - he was Einstein, Doc Brown, and now Sherlock.
 
I finally saw the Bruce vs Eastwood video, Bruce is my man but he never had a chance in this one. Combining racist Asian/Chinese jokes with all the skeletons in his closet made it too easy for Clint to win and Clint doesn't have much dirt on him for Bruce to use. Still pretty entertaining though.
 
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