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Even if God appeared and proved everything, would you worship him?

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I wouldn't understand what they meant in regards to worship. The whole concept of worship is too out of whack.
I can't feel a certain way just because you demand it. If this so-called god wanted worship, then make it happen, don't ask me to make a "choice" as if it's some petty manipulative mind game.

I can respect a being that does good things. Does worship mean respect and friendship? Cuz I can handle that. I respect people too. Would this god consider itself too above and beyond people-level respect and friendship? Because if so.. sorry man, don't be such an attention-seeking whiner making claims of this and that and then throw a tantrum about it. If it wants a real relationship with its creations, it needs to humble itself to their level. If this god wanted drones, it should have made them.

Anyway, I'd be skeptical and do what it says if I'm being threatened with death, but I would try to work within the system or bend rules so as not to have to obey all the foolishness forever.
 
Yeah. I would hate his guts, but I'd worship him.


Heaven would have all the stuff I ever wanted. Why the shit would I NOT worship him when he had appeared before me, right there in a physical form and did crazy magical wizard shit? Id be playing 18 holes with gramps and eating pancakes with grangran in the afterlife; Bet your ass I am gonna worship.

Silly question, in my opinion. :P
 
If someone is threatening me with a gun, i'll do what he says.

If someone is threatening me with hell, i'll do what that asshole tells me to as well.
But i don't owe him shit, remove the threat and i'm out of there.
 
Of course not, he's a piece of shit and deserves no worship. He's like an abusive father.

Hell doesn't scare me, you'd numb to all things given that you have an eternity to deal with it. Even if you went to Heaven you'd end up the same way, a shell of a man never truly living, that knows nothing beyond the constant monotony.

Edit: Also, I would of course believe that he existed. I wouldn't be an atheist any longer, provided he could prove his existence.
 
If a giant spaceman appeared, said I created you and you better recognize every sunday at a building of your choice or eternity in fire and then showed me said fire, I would get right the fuck to church and never miss it.

I would tell the others he's a douchebag while at church worshiping him though. he'd probably find out, I'd still go to hell. might as well join the resistance.
 
Reminds me of the scene from Devil's Advocate.

Satan (John Milton): "I want you to be yourself. You know, I'll tell you, boy. Guilt - it's like a bag of fuckin' bricks. All you gotta do is set it down....Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway? God? Is that it? God? Well, I tell ya, let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do? I swear, for His own amusement, His own private cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Aha ha ha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is He doin'? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never! "

Satan's son (Kevin Lomax): " "Better to reign in Hell, than to serve in Heaven," is that it?"

Satan: "Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began! I've nurtured every sensation man has been inspired to have! I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him, in spite of all his imperfections! I'm a fan of man! I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist."


and this one...

Satan's son: "In the Bible, you lose. We're destined to lose, Dad."

Satan: "Well, consider the source, son."



Seriously, any god that is so insecure that He/She requires worship has issues. And then giving free will and independent thought to people, and then demanding worship, or face eternal punishment - well, that completely negates the concept of free will. It makes it all nothing more than a big, twisted joke. The Devil's Advocate dialogue really does seem appropriate in such a case.
I've made my choice, I chose resistance and rebellion!

#TeamLucifer
 
Nah, I'm good. God created famine and disease, and (if it is the god of the bible) justified slaughter and other terribly immoral acts. Oh, and by the way he's still the same asshole who punishes people for an eternity for not feeding into his narcissism... Yeah fuck him.
 
"You want us to obey and yet give us free will? why?"

Its my understanding as a muslim that this life is a trial or test if you will. He gave us free will i.e the ability to choose our beliefs and actions, and that he will eventually judge us based on those decisions we made.

The Quran contains a very interesting verse/ayat which I think relates to this discussion:

33:72 (We offered the trust to the heavens and the earth and the mountains, but they refused to carry it and were afraid of doing so; but man carried it. Surely he is wrong-doing, ignorant.)

A Prominent scholar gave the following commentary in his famous commentary/exegesis of the Quran:
"In the end, Allah wants man to realize his real position in the world; if in that position he regarded the life of the world as mere fun and sport and adopted a wrong attitude carelessly, he would only be working for his own doom. Here, the word 'amanat" (trust) implies khilafat (caliphate) which, according to the Qur'an, man has been granted in the earth. The inevitable result of the freedom given to man to choose between obedience and disobedience, and the powers and authority granted him over countless creations for using that freedom, is that he himself be held responsible for his voluntary acts and should deserve rewards for his righteous conduct and suffer punishment for his evil conduct. Since man has not attained these powers by his own efforts but has been granted these by Allah, and he is answerable before Allah for their right or wrong use, these have been described by the word khilafat at other places in the Qur'an, and by amanat here. In order to give an idea of how important and heavy this "trust" (amanat) is, Allah says that the heavens and the earth, in spite of their glory and greatness, and the mountains, in spite of their size and firmness, could not have the power and courage to bear it. But man, the weak and frail man, has borne this heavy burden on his tiny self. The presentation of the trust before the eanh and the heavens and their refusal to bear it and their being afraid of it may be taste literally, or it may have been said so metaphorically. We can neither know nor can comprehend Allah's relationship with His creations. The earth and the sun and the moon and the mountains are dumb, deaf and lifeless for us but they may not be so also for Allah. Allah can speak to each of His creations and it can respond to Him, though its nature is incomprehensible for us. Therefore, it is just possible that Allah, in fact, might have presented this heavy trust before them, and they might have shuddered to see it, and they might have made this submission before their Master and Creator. "Lord, we find our good and our convenience only in remaining as Your powerless servants: we do not find courage to ask for the freedom to disobey and do justice to it, and then suffer Your punishment in case we cannot do justice to it." Likewise, it is also quite possible that before this present life Allah might have given another kind of existence to mankind and summoned it before Himself, and it migln have willingly undertaken to accept the delegated powers and authority. We have no rational argument to regard this as impossible. Only such a person, who might have made a wrong estimate of his mental and intellectual powers and capabilities, can think of regarding it as impossible. However, this also is equally possible that Allah may have said so allegorically. In order to give an idea of the extraordinary importance of the matter, He may have depicted the scene as if the earth and the heavens and the mountains like the Himalayas were present before Him on one side and a 5 to Gfoot man, on the other. Then Allah might have asked: "I want to invest someone of My creation with the power that being a subject of My Kingdom, it may acknowledge My Supremacy and obey My Commands of its own free will; otherwise it will also have the power to deny Me, even rebel against Me. After giving him this freedom I shall so conceal Myself from him as if I did not exist at aII. And to exercise this freedom I shall invest him with vast powers, great capabilities, and shall give him dominion over countless of My creations so that he may raise any storm that he may in the universe. Then I shall call him to account at an appointed time. The one who will have misused the freedom granted by Me, will be made to suffer a most terrible punishment; and the one who will have adopted My obedience in spite of aII chances and opportunities for disobedience, will be raised to such high ranks as no creation of Mine has ever been able to attain. Now tell, which of you is ready to undergo this test?" Hearing this discourse a hush might have prevailed for a while all through the universe. Then one huge creation after the other might have bowed down and submitted that it should be excused from the severe test. Then, at last, this frail creation might have risen and submitted: "O my Lord, I am ready to undergo this test. I shall brave aII the dangers inherent in the freedom and independence only in the hope that I shall be blessed with the highest office in Your Kingdom if I pass the test. " By imagining this scene through his mind's eye only can man judge exactly what delicate position he holds in the universe. Allah in this verse has called the person °unjust and ignorant", who lives a carefree life in the place of test, and has no feeling at all of how great a responsibility he is shouldering, and what consequences he will encounter of the right or wrong decisions that he makes in choosing and adopting an attitude for himself in the life of the world. He is ignorant because the fool holds himself as responsible to no one; he is unjust because he is himself preparing for his doom and is also preparing the doom of many others along with him."

"I dunno... probably not. Bring on eternal damnation, I guess."

This is similar to what the people who opposed the Prophet Mohammed PBUH said to him during his time, basically saying If you are a true messenger and we are really denying the Truth, then you should not delay the torment with which you threaten us. (reffering to Allah/Gods punishment an chastisement)
Allah responded to them in the Quran saying
(29:53) "They ask you to hasten in bringing chastisement upon them. Had there not been an appointed term for it, the chastisement would have already visited them; in fact it will come down upon them all of a sudden (at its appointed time) while they will not be aware of it."
(29:54) "They ask you to hasten the chastisement upon them although Hell encompasses the unbelievers."

I know you were probably joking but to me it's interesting because of the similarity, please dont be offended either

"I'd worship him, while of course secretly thinking he's an asshole for it (I couldn't just magically choose to love him all of a sudden, regardless of my outward actions)"

I'm sure if you took some time to think of all the favors and bounties he bestowed on you such as life, seeing, hearing, thinking, comprehension, form, food, air, your family and the innumerable other blessings he gave you would come around. I find it facisinating that the word Allah uses in the Quran to describe a denier of the truth, in other words a disbeliever, is Kafir which is also used in the Quran to describe one who is ungrateful (implying ungrateful to God).
Also its hard to love someone you don't know, interestingly enough the first ayat that was revealed to the Prophet Mohammed PBUH was;
(96:1) "Recite in the name of your Lord Who created,"
commentary on this ayat states;
"The first verses of Surah Alaq (96) are of great importance, and on reflection there is great significance of this first revelation. ‘Read in the name of your Lord…..’, this is the first command for the whole of mankind. The Glorious Qur’an came as wisdom and a teaching for each and every person, living in every nation through every generation, right until ‘Qayamat’ - The Day of Judgement.

The first verses did not order us to pray, or fast or to pay Zakat, which are among the pillars of Islam but in fact the first commandment was to ‘Read’. The first duty in Islam to be revealed was to ‘Read‘, thus to acquire Knowledge."

In Islam we believe that the avenues to know the Creator are through revelation (Quran), what the Prophet PBUH told us about him and also through examining the creation, as The Prophet PBUH advised us "Do not contemplate about Allah but contemplate about Allah's creation."
as another more knowledgeable brother explained; "Our minds are very limited when it comes to thinking about Allaah Himself, once we look at what he has created and "taffakur" upon all of the creation, we will come to realize his greatness holds no bounds. The word "Taffakur" means to consider something carefully, to ponder deeply over it and to reason
It means do not think of "how" Allah is, what He looks like, etc. Instead think about His creation, how perfect He is and how detailed His creation is. How all the powers of the universe check one another and none can act without His permission etc."

"Being a God, he could then read my mind, and would probably throw me in hell anyway."

Allah says in the Quran: (67:13) "Whether you speak in secrecy or aloud, (it is all the same to Allah). He even knows the secrets that lie hidden in the breasts of people."

the commentary on this says: "The address is to all human beings, whether they are believers or unbelievers. For the believer it contains the admonition that while living his life in the world he should always remember that not only his open and hidden deeds but even his secret intentions and innermost thoughts are not hidden from Allah; and for the unbeliever the warning that he may do whatever he may please fearless of God, but nothing that he does can remain un-noticed and unseen by Him. "

Allah then says in the next verse (67:14) "Would He not know, He Who has created, when He is All-Subtle, All-Aware"

the scholarly commentary for that is also interesting: " Another translation can be: "Would He not know His own creatures?" In the original man khalaqa has been used, which may mean: "Who has created" as well as "whom He has created, " In both cases the meaning remains the same. This is the argument for what has been said in the preceding sentence. That is, how is it possible that the Creator should be unaware of His creation? The creation may remain unaware of itself, but the Creator cannot be unaware of it. He has made every vein of your body, every fibre of your heart and brain. You breathe because He enables you to breathe, your limbs function because He enables them to function, How then can anything of yours remain hidden from Him?
*22 The word Latif as used in the original means the One Who works in imperceptible ways as well as the One Who knows the hidden truths and realities. "

Also Allah says in the Quran “It was We Who created man, and We know what dark suggestions his soul makes to him: for We are nearer to him than his jugular vein.” (Surah Qaf, 50:16)
scholarly commentary: That is, "Our power and Our knowledge has so encompassed man from within and without that Our power and knowledge is closer to him than his own neck-vein. We do not have to travel from a distance to hear what he says, but We directly know every thought that arises in his heart. Likewise, when We shall want to seize him, We will not have to seize him after covering a distance, for wherever he is, he is in Our grasp; and whenever We will, We will seize him."

Allah is merciful though as The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said, “Allaah will forgive my ummah (followers) for any insinuating whispers that may cross their minds, so long as they do not act upon it or speak of it.” (Agreed upon).

of course in Islam good and proper intentions are a must, as intention is different than passing thoughts and God knows best.

"I'd want him to fix all the shit in the world before I'd worship him. Worshiping an asshole isn't in my wheelhouse."

http://www.suhaibwebb.com/personaldvlpt/purification-heart/the-dream-of-life/

http://www.suhaibwebb.com/personaldvlpt/reflections/this-life-a-prison-or-paradise/

http://www.suhaibwebb.com/personald...hment-reinterpreting-prosperity-and-hardship/
 
I'd be grateful and thank him for our existence but I'm not the worshipping kind. The submissive aspect of worship feels very degrading to me.

I also don't see the point of worshipping. Is this something a god would need to make himself feel better and fuel his ego ?
 
If someone is threatening me with a gun, i'll do what he says.

If someone is threatening me with hell, i'll do what that asshole tells me to as well.
But i don't owe him shit, remove the threat and i'm out of there.

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"O mankind! It is you who stand in need of Allah ,but Allah is Rich (Free of all wants and needs), Worthy of All Praise." (Qur'an, 35:15)

Allah also makes it clear in the Quran that if everyone on the earth disbelieved it would not harm him one bit, similarly if everyone believed and worshipped him devoutly it would not increase him one bit, he is completely free of need.
The benefit in worshipping Him, is for the worshipper and not vice versa.

I think part of the confusion that many people today have is that they are not aware of what the exact nature of the relationship between God and man. Did Allah/God create us and just leave us be, or is it deeper than that?
well Allah in the quran says he is our Rab, typically this is translated to Lord, but it is deeper than that. This has to do with the richness of the arabic language compared to the english language
"In Arabic the word Rabb has three meanings: (i) Lord and Master; (ii) Sustainer, Provider, Supporter, Nourisher and Guardian, and (iii) Sovereign, Ruler, He Who controls and directs. God is the Rabb of the universe in all three meanings of the term."
 
I wouldn't understand what they meant in regards to worship. The whole concept of worship is too out of whack.
I can't feel a certain way just because you demand it. If this so-called god wanted worship, then make it happen, don't ask me to make a "choice" as if it's some petty manipulative mind game.
I think "worship" in the sense people typically use it in relation to God means (in a very simplistic way of putting it) to willingly allow that being to be "the boss" of your life, to be the purpose of your life, etc. It's less about an emotional response than the choice of submitting control of your life to him.
If it wants a real relationship with its creations, it needs to humble itself to their level. If this god wanted drones, it should have made them.
That's funny to see you say - Christians would explain that this is *exactly* what God intended with Jesus. That out of the desire for real relationship with his creation, God "humbled itself to their level," entering into the world in human form.
 
I also don't see the point of worshipping. Is this something a god would need to make himself feel better and fuel his ego ?
We offer things and people honor insofar as they are worthy of it. We naturally give positive recognition to good acts, high quality, and impressive feats. If God were not only the greatest thing ever in terms of magnitude and meaning, but also the only source and sustainer of all good in existence, and the only being who has/does/will bring satisfying justice to every injustice, then he would be more worthy of honor than anything else in existence. Infinitely so.

To honor that which only comes from out of his will and power in a manner above and beyond your honor of him would inherently be a falsehood. Likewise, it would be a falsehood for him to consider them as more valuable or higher priority than himself. It would then not be a matter of ego, as if he were a man, but of truth. If there is a God, then he really is the most important and worthy thing in all existence.

So under the pretense of him existing, however much you enjoy the things of life, in excitement and wonder and admiration, you ought to be doing so in recognition of the one by which they come. This would be a natural life as we know it now, but simply with a new perspective, and it would be a life of true worship. John Piper wrote a book about this called Desiring God.
 
Nope.

I've been mulling about this and have come to the conclusion that my mind is biased enough to never accept a God as a real being.
If a God appeared and proved everything, the logical explanation would be that I was hallucinating, deceiving myself, in a coma, and/or being part of a simulation run by other beings.

I'd still play along if possible, but there'd be no removing of my doubt.
 
No. It's not like I have to game him for a peaceful afterlife Pascal' wager style, and I don't like worshiping people/gods. I don't feel like I "deserve" hell by any fair means, beyond adherence to the need to/desire for worship.

I would think an omnipotent and benevolent entity would not have a problem with who I am
 
No, if God exists he's an asshole, i don't worship assholes.
I'm sure you'll get used to burning in hell after a couple years. And there will be drugs and hookers right? Sign me up.
 
uhhhh considering God wouldn't do that since he is a bigger asshole than that (he's just fine with letting us be in chaos forever), this supposed "God" you are talking about would actually just be an alien.
 
uhhhh considering God wouldn't do that since he is a bigger asshole than that (he's just fine with letting us be in chaos forever), this supposed "God" you are talking about would actually just be an alien.
Yeah, you can't help but wonder if you encountered a very advanced alien. Maybe even a jackass from humanity's far flung future.
 
Let's say the Christian god appears and does all these things you mentioned. Before I do anything I'd want to sit down and talk to him/her/it until I feel I have all my questions answered. After that I might be able to make my decision. I will not fall down and worship a being simply because it tells me to, or proves that it has power beyond comprehension. I will fear and respect it, but I will not be able to worship it. And since it is allpowerful and allknowing, it will know this and it will know that my worship is false. It is not real. Why should I pretend to do something this being will know is false before I even do it myself? Unless I get the answers I crave, I can not do what it asks of me.

Of course if it was Odin who showed up I'd be all "FUCK YEAH ODIN!" and throw myself down to his feet.
 
Let's say the Christian god appears and does all these things you mentioned. Before I do anything I'd want to sit down and talk to him/her/it until I feel I have all my questions answered. After that I might be able to make my decision. I will not fall down and worship a being simply because it tells me to, or proves that it has power beyond comprehension. I will fear and respect it, but I will not be able to worship it. And since it is allpowerful and allknowing, it will know this and it will know that my worship is false. It is not real. Why should I pretend to do something this being will know is false before I even do it myself? Unless I get the answers I crave, I can not do what it asks of me.

Of course if it was Odin who showed up I'd be all "FUCK YEAH ODIN!" and throw myself down to his feet.
God . . . you have a lot of 'splaining to do.
 
Would I bow my knee before someone who invented pain and for thousands of years turns a blind eye to it as some sort of sick and twisted test? If he is real, I don't want anything to do with him. He's no god of mine. I would expect nothing less than eternal torture from a sick mongrel like that.
 
Of course I would. Why shouldn't I? I am an atheist because I haven't seen anything to convince me god exists. If I was proven wrong I would admit my mistake and modify my beliefs. To persist in my beliefs in spite of logic would make me religious.
 
The punishment is eternal damnation. Of course I would worship him and do whatever else he wanted me to do. I mean, for fuck's sake, the alternative is eternal damnation. How in fuck's name is this even a question?
 
uhhhh considering God wouldn't do that since he is a bigger asshole than that (he's just fine with letting us be in chaos forever), this supposed "God" you are talking about would actually just be an alien.

Could be a leprechaun for all I care, if the fucker is magic or if his tech is close enough to magic, I'll do whatever he wants.
 
I'm a Christian as is, but my answer is:

"Depends"

As things currently stand, under the assumptions that there is a god, with my faith being the primary link to said lord, I chalk up several hateful views and actions held and done in the name of the aforementioned god as being the fault of flawed interpretation, reinterpretation, or whatever human flaws you want to assign.

With 100% confirmation on God and the ability to speak with and ask God questions, it becomes a simple matter to discover if God really hates people I love due to an accident of their birth that God could have prevented if they were so terrible. Am I really a more loving being than God is?

If the answer is yes, I couldn't, at least not earnestly, worship. I could, and absolutely would, fake it, but that probably wouldn't be good enough. To hell with me if that is the case.
 
I'd ask a bunch of questions, like why do people suffer? Why do we have to die? Why such a big universe? Things like that.

If the answers are good, then yeah, I'd worship him.
 
All of the evil God does is negated by the eternal life in heaven bit, so of course I would worship him.

Dude created boobs. Nuff said.
 
Not that I am need convincing in the first place but, God in the OP scenario just moved stars and galaxies and made everything happen in the blink of an eye. Hell, at that point God does not even need to ask, I will happily worship God (not that I am not already in the first place anyways)
 
First, I'd ask him if it's true that people go to hell for not believing in him. If the answer is yes, no I would not worship him.

No being, deity or not is worth worshipping if they're that much of an asshole, and I want no part of his heaven if my family isn't there.
 
First, I'd ask him if it's true that people go to hell for not believing in him. If the answer is yes, no I would not worship him.

No being, deity or not is worth worshipping if they're that much of an asshole, and I want no part of his heaven if my family isn't there.

He moved galaxies and travelled through time, and people don't believe him? Honestly, they deserve hell...
 
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