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[Cyberpunkd]

Stealth flex thread?

 

[MGHA]

Your momma had you at 40?

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Edit. I'm not retarded either. I don't care what they say.

 

[Bartski]

8 years older when I was 30, anal sex obsessed dirtiest cougar ever and she talked me into filming fetish porn and sell it in China.
No you're not getting links.

 

[SidViscous]

she talked me into filming fetish porn and sell it in China.

How hard were you to convince? really

 

[H4ze]

I once banged a mid 40 asian woman when I was 30.
That's it, every other women was younger than me.

 

[DevilMayFlyForAWhiteGuy]

My wife is a few years older than me, but aside from that all my ex girlfriends were younger than me. Younger girls seem to think they know everything and lack humility, in my experience.

 

[Putonahappyface]

What do you mean, exactly?

 

[ahtlas7]

No, never. The only older lady I’d have interest in scoring with would be

 

[Ownage]

I was early 40s and she was 50. She looked great and had way more stamina and enthusiasm than many my age or younger. She was also a near billionaire.

Life was good for her.

 

[Bojji]

I was 20 and she was super hot 42, it was amazing.

Best part is that I didn't know her age before we had sex, I suspected she is 33 or something.

 

[Hugare]

Dated a 35y old woman when I was 28

It was glorious. She had an amazing body,, no teenage bullshit, had her own place, great conversations. Sex was amazing.

Almost became my girlfriend, but she constantly had problems with the age gap. Worried too much about what other people would think.

So eventually I got fed up with that

 

[Mistake]

I had a fling with a woman 18 years older than me, which turned into a 3 year relationship

 

[TheCed]

When I was in my 20s., i did have a Purely physical relationship with 3 Women in hteir 30s and 1 in her 40s.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Growing up in the 90s all you really had was milf porn on television and you had to make due with that or your semi hot teacher in school.

Spoiler

 

[nightmare-slain]

yeah, it was as much as fun as throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

 

[thefool]

Yes.
I even lost my virginity to one.

 

[Revoh]

I'm currently 34 years old, oldest so far is my current GF at 31. Never had an older woman yet but also never had a recently turned 18 either, feels bad man

 

[DownTheRabbitHole]

42

Edit. I'm not retarded either. I don't care what they say.

I've never believed this myth that having kids at an older age gives them some mental disability, its just another lie.

 

[Shodai]

Currently 40, have a FWB relationship with a 50.

NGL it's fantastic - No drama, she a monster in the sac, no bullshit, and is just in-general fun to hang out with. If I didn't want children, I'd be happy to keep this arrangement indefinitely.

 

[Fools idol]

I slept with a 48 year old mortgage advisor when she sold my house, was a bit awkward at first but when she took her clothes off her body was incredible and my nerves quickly evaporated.

she literally said 'all part of the customer service' after we fucked on her desk, it was like a badly scripted porno.

Also I lasted maybe 3 minutes, she was sooo hot and so good, it was pretty embarrassing. Although she was at work so I don't think she minded. I was about 27 at the time

 

[chromhound]

How old ?

 

[juliushandle]

had "relations" with a few 40 somethings in my early 30s. it was great and fun until the women actually wanted to go out to dinners and be seen. I never felt comfortable being out in public so the relationships would end. sure they had amazing bodies and put themselves together quite well but the age gap was quite visible as I look about 10 yrs younger than my actual age.

 

[Days like these...]

yeah, it was as much as fun as throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

You sure she was the issue?

 

[tkscz]

Several times in my 20s. Usually with a women within 40-50 years old.

Honestly it's better. They know what they want and how they like it and just tell you what to do or just take charge. No guessing, no assuming you're doing good and no faking, they have no time for that. It's a good way to learn some stuff, they have the experience and are passing it on to you to use. You got a chance OP, I say go for it.

 

[AJUMP23]

I slept with a 48 year old mortgage advisor when she sold my house, was a bit awkward at first but when she took her clothes off her body was incredible and my nerves quickly evaporated.

she literally said 'all part of the customer service' after we fucked on her desk, it was like a badly scripted porno.

Also I lasted maybe 3 minutes, she was sooo hot and so good, it was pretty embarrassing. Although she was at work so I don't think she minded. I was about 27 at the time

She earned her 6% and got a bonus.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

I slept with a 48 year old mortgage advisor when she sold my house, was a bit awkward at first but when she took her clothes off her body was incredible and my nerves quickly evaporated.

she literally said 'all part of the customer service' after we fucked on her desk, it was like a badly scripted porno.

Also I lasted maybe 3 minutes, she was sooo hot and so good, it was pretty embarrassing. Although she was at work so I don't think she minded. I was about 27 at the time

Yeah, this happened.

 

[Kilau]

Yeah, this happened.

Getting fucked when you sell a house is pretty common.

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[Days like these...]

Getting fucked when you sell a house is pretty common.

Yeah I imagine that's why most realtors are attractive

 

[jufonuk]

I slept with a 48 year old mortgage advisor when she sold my house, was a bit awkward at first but when she took her clothes off her body was incredible and my nerves quickly evaporated.

she literally said 'all part of the customer service' after we fucked on her desk, it was like a badly scripted porno.

Also I lasted maybe 3 minutes, she was sooo hot and so good, it was pretty embarrassing. Although she was at work so I don't think she minded. I was about 27 at the time

Who can afford to buy a house at 27 on their own ?!?

 

[AJUMP23]

Getting fucked when you sell a house is pretty common.

You should try buying.

Who can afford to buy a house at 27 on their own ?!?

My wife and I could both afford our own houses before we were married. At 25 and younger. I could have gotten a home loan at 22.

 

[jufonuk]

You should try buying.



My wife and I could both afford our own houses before we were married. At 25 and younger. I could have gotten a home loan at 22.

In what decade and what country ?

 

[AJUMP23]

In what decade and what country ?

US, I started my professional career in the 2000s. graduated HS in 96.

 

[jufonuk]

US, I started my professional career in the 2000s. graduated HS in 96.

Cool. I stand corrected

 

[AJUMP23]

Cool. I stand corrected

I had a good job and at the time I worked in a low cost area. But my wife was a school teacher and bought a foreclosure home that we moved into when we got married. I miss that $700 a month house payment.

I own a rental property now too, and we lucked into that. It is hard to get more because people can pay cash and the market is tough right now. I would like to see a housing crash and buy some more property and sit on it.

 

[Mesousa]

Who can afford to buy a house at 27 on their own ?!?

I know it seems pretty impossible now, but up until about 20 or so years ago housing was pretty affordable in this country.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

My wife is a few years older than me, but aside from that all my ex girlfriends were younger than me. Younger girls seem to think they know everything and lack humility, in my experience.

On top of that, you see a lot of masculinity in women nowadays.

Soft times create soft men. Hard times create hard men. Or something like that.

Either way, it's very unattractive.

 

[Ownage]

On top of that, you see a lot of masculinity in women nowadays.

Soft times create soft men. Hard times create hard men. Or something like that.

Either way, it's very unattractive.

All true. Thus, be ahead of the curve and be that guy that good women want. With a year of this mindset, you'll have traveled a great distance from where you began.

 

[RaptorGTA]

Yea. My first was 12 years older than me. she would come into the store I worked. One thing led to another and we were "friends with benefits" on and off for 2 years. Eventually we both agree to stop and just be friends. We still chat once and a while.


The other was 11 years older and was a co-worker. Fooled around for a bit but she decided she didn't want to continue what we were doing. I was sad as I really enjoyed being around her and talking to her. This did help me focus more on myself and what I wanted in a relationship.

 

[lethial]

When I was 30 I went a little crazy and plowed some women 10+ years older then me - max was 18 years +. I don't know what you mean how was it, it was sex. Some good - some bad just like any other age. The nice thing about it is that they were in it for the dick, not to be romanced or dated. Some were picked up at bars, some were aquaintices. It was fun times.

 

[Chuck Berry]

If so, how was it? And I'm not talking about just a few years, but a woman that is significantly older?

When I was 19 I did a 38 year old in the backseat of my car and it forever made me fiend for older women.

It was fucking amazing.

 

[zeioIIDX]

When I was in my 20s, I met a woman online who was 49. To me, at the time, that was "old". That woman taught me some things, that's for sure. Also, she claimed to do Kegels daily. I doubt she was lying about that because goodness, that woman had GRIP. I miss the days of Craigslist casual encounters. These days...I'm lucky if I get laid once every two years. Dating apps blow and hitting on women out and about isn't my style.

 

[ReBurn]

We've all been inside of an older woman.

 

[The Pleasure]

gave him a "heavenly rim job".

 

[K' Dash]

I was 32, she was 47, she was REALLY good.

We dated for a while, even went to Europe together.

I ended it after the trip.

 

[fran.fernandez]

Grandpa issues

 

[Chuck Berry]

When I was in my 20s, I met a woman online who was 49. To me, at the time, that was "old". That woman taught me some things, that's for sure. Also, she claimed to do Kegels daily. I doubt she was lying about that because goodness, that woman had GRIP. I miss the days of Craigslist casual encounters. These days...I'm lucky if I get laid once every two years. Dating apps blow and hitting on women out and about isn't my style.

Are you me?