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Darkside Blues 1994]
(At least it has nice art.)
Today I continue my journey of watching random anime tittles that no one else has heard of or, if they have watched them theyve probably forgotten all about them.
Darkside Blues is a
sci-fi action drama (possibly) set at some unspecified point in the future. 99% of the Earth is owned by THE CORPORATION, you know, the evil one, where all the heads of the corporation are actually part of the same family, ensuring that succession is essentially ensured. They rule more like kings, or gods, from their giant space station far above the surface. Of course, its huge and ornate and gothic, like pretty much everything else in this movie.
Under normal circumstances, I suppose, this kind of movie would be about our heroes struggling to live in this dystopia, perhaps a team of like minded individuals might come together in an attempt to overthrow the system and give power back the to the people. While this a sub-plot that runs throughout the movie it isnt the main focus (maybe). Instead, this movie starts with a horse drawn carriage flying out of the mirror in the picture above, riding through the wall, and travelling all the way down to Earth. Okay?
So yeah, that just happened and no-one seems to be that bothered about it. The driver of carriage is man of mystery who dubs himself Darkside. He arrives on Earth through an unidentified portal, rescues a passing child, and tries to find a hotel. As you do, when youve just come from the inside of a sealed mirror dimensions. Apparently the fashion there is a little
retro? Suffice to say his origins, his technology and his taste in clothes are never explained. Neither is he really the main character. Err, its kind of hard to talk about this movie in anyway that makes sense.
Ive already painted a picture of the opening, but what happens from there on? Whats the focus of the plot? Who are the main characters? What do they want? I dont really know. The movie kind of drifts around between a bunch of different characters, never really settling down with a particular pace or aim in mind. Even though this movie is two hours long it feels like we have far too many main characters. I can't even remember their names.
From the top we have: the head of the evil corporation, his sadistic daughter, his weird son that wears a mask, his psychotic son that travels Africa, his daughter who disappears for no reason never to be mentioned again, his other daughter that lives in an orphanage and harbours revolutionaries, a revolutionaries on the run from the corporation, the women he falls in love with whose parents were revolutionaries, a women thats the head of a teenage gang that does
something, her muscle, her other muscle that has knives, a weird kid that rarely speaks, the women who runs the hotel and Darkside himself.
What do all these characters do throughout the film? They chat, often cryptically about things that are never resolved, explained, or developed. Sometimes theres a fight scene. With psychics/enhanced humans.
Rather than explaining the plot, which I cant do because there isnt one, perhaps its best if I just list some of the things that happen in this movie:
- The sadistic daughter tortures a revolutionary by turning her into gold. Inventive, I suppose.
- The weird kid looks into a marble and jumps off a building. I dont know why:
- A cyborg assassin that takes the visage of an small Japanese salary man attacks the teenage gang and gets shot at with rockets:
- The hotel that Darkside stays at is run by a tiny little old lady. Whenever you enter the hotel you are teleported to the room that you wish to go to, unless you dont know where you want to go. This is never explained, or really commented on by anyone.
- Darkside and the psychotic son engage in a vaguely homo-erotic conversation and then psychically attack each other with roses:
- A house eats people:
- A would-be assassin attacks the teenage gang with a rocket launcher disguised as a baby:
So what does the movie do well? It has a really great atmosphere and excellent visual design, with lots of interesting locations and set-pieces. However, with a large cast of undeveloped characters and a story that never develops or goes anywhere in particular, this movie is clearly a complete mess.