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JackFrost2012 said:
FAMITSU CROSS REVIEW: DIRGE OF CERBERUS

When I get home, I'm going to light some candles, open a bottle of wine, slightly turn up some smooth jazz, and gently lay this post down then proceed to make sweet love to it. Treat it right.
 
A Square-Enix title getting 28 in Famitsu.. seriously, I never thought I'd see the day. If the heaps of negative reactions on this board didnt sell someone on this being shitty, then this should
 
monchi-kun said:
i'm diggin' the anime but screw these bad games....how was the Treasure game on DS though?
It turned out good. Think Yu Yu Hakusho with more depth.
 
Wisdom said:
you're sure it is the PSP-Version of Tiger Woods? On some pages i read it might be the Xbox 360-Version.
I know, Gamefront says X360 ver
actually the original post didn't mention the platforms of the titles
I have checked the PSP version come out at Feb 16, and X360 ver come out at Feb 23
and Monster Hunter 2, Bleach PS2 all come out at Feb 16, so I believe that is the score for PSP ver
 
Sho Nuff said:
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Man I love the 777, such a nice comfortable plane.
World record holder for longest distance commercial airplane as well.
 
JackFrost2012 said:
FAMITSU CROSS REVIEW: DIRGE OF CERBERUS

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7 - "It was hard to choose a score, as I've never played an FPS before. Then again, I've never played any of the games I review."

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7 - "This game should appeal to fans of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, as well as anyone else skilled at the art of incredible self-deception."

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7 - "So the levels are lackluster and the controls are completely ass-backwards--did you see Yuffie's creamy thighs?"

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7 - "Rest assured, I write all of my reviews with the same careful attention to detail that Square Enix brings to each of their A-list titles."


Waaaaaaaaahahahahaha ROFL, I like the last one most.
 
JackFrost2012 said:
7 - "This game should appeal to fans of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, as well as anyone else skilled at the art of incredible self-deception."

This just about sums everything up quite nicely :D
 
JackFrost2012 said:
FAMITSU CROSS REVIEW: DIRGE OF CERBERUS


7 - "It was hard to choose a score, as I've never played an FPS before. Then again, I've never played any of the games I review."


7 - "This game should appeal to fans of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, as well as anyone else skilled at the art of incredible self-deception."


7 - "So the levels are lackluster and the controls are completely ass-backwards--did you see Yuffie's creamy thighs?"


7 - "Rest assured, I write all of my reviews with the same careful attention to detail that Square Enix brings to each of their A-list titles."


The best part of this is that it would have been right at home at The Onion. Good job, sir!

Nate
 
JackFrost2012 said:
FAMITSU CROSS REVIEW: DIRGE OF CERBERUS

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7 - "It was hard to choose a score, as I've never played an FPS before. Then again, I've never played any of the games I review."

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7 - "This game should appeal to fans of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, as well as anyone else skilled at the art of incredible self-deception."

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7 - "So the levels are lackluster and the controls are completely ass-backwards--did you see Yuffie's creamy thighs?"

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7 - "Rest assured, I write all of my reviews with the same careful attention to detail that Square Enix brings to each of their A-list titles."

I love you.

I wonder how they will react to FFXII. Or what they thought of the demos.
 
sammy said:
indeed --- what did the first Monster Hunter make in Famitsu?

I don't recall the exact numbers, but it scored pretty well, IIRC. At least, it scored better than it did in NA. It's just one of those games that's hard for people to get into, I guess.
 
Since this thread is kind of famous now, I just wanted to point out there's been a slight mix up. A Famitsu silver is only awarded from 30 points upwards, gold from 32 and platinum from 35. Dirge of Cerberus' 7/7/7/7 score was not good enough for a silver award.
 
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