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IN THE MOST DELICIOUS WAAAAYMeloche said:The Ms Featherbottom one is just hilarious because of the delivery... which is true of a lot of the lines in the show, I suppose.
IN THE MOST DELICIOUS WAAAAYMeloche said:The Ms Featherbottom one is just hilarious because of the delivery... which is true of a lot of the lines in the show, I suppose.
guise said:And the Immortal:
Lindsay: Beads.
Gob: Bees?!
Lindsay: Beads!
Gob: Beads?!
Revengeance said:This is a good opportunity to remind everyone that hulu.com has all of the episodes free, in decent quality and completely legit. There is no excuse!
Back to the quotes:
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
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Michael:The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
Meloche said:Also, I don't understand the joke here at all and it's bugged me for the longest time:
Lindsay: Michael can cry. He just doesnt want to rust.
Tobias: Yes, hes like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz.
Michael: Tin Man?
Tobias: Is that what hes called?
Lindsay: He knows.
Any takers?
StrikerObi said:I also really love
Michael: G.O.B., you have to get rid of the Seaward
Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
Sooooooooo awesome.
What's even better is that in later episodes, when he finally does get his yacht, the name he's written on it is "The C-Word".StrikerObi said:I also really love
Michael: G.O.B., you have to get rid of the Seaward
Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
thank you so fucking muchStrikerObi said:Tobias mis-quotes the name of The Tin Man. Michael corrects him. Tobias feigns ignorance. He knows the character is The Tin Man because The Wizard of Oz is a notoriously favorite film among gay men. So much so that "friend of Dorothy" is a euphemism for "homosexual man". Lindsey is implying that her husband is gay.
StrikerObi said:Tobias mis-quotes the name of The Tin Man. Michael corrects him. Tobias feigns ignorance. He knows the character is The Tin Man because The Wizard of Oz is a notoriously favorite film among gay men. So much so that "friend of Dorothy" is a euphemism for "homosexual man". Lindsey is implying that her husband is gay.
George Michael: I have Pop-Pop in the attic!
Michael: The mere fact that you call making love 'Pop-Pop' tells me you're not ready.
George Michael: :|
Just because it hasn't been posted yet:guise said:And the Immortal:
Lindsay: Beads.
Gob: Bees?!
Lindsay: Beads!
Gob: Beads?!
I freaking love this one, thanks for refreshing. :lolBobbyRobby said:Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
Michael: Really? When did that start?
Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.
Hey, great! I'm glad you're here. I wasn't sure if you got my message.StrikerObi said:Tobias mis-quotes the name of The Tin Man. Michael corrects him. Tobias feigns ignorance. He knows the character is The Tin Man because The Wizard of Oz is a notoriously favorite film among gay men. So much so that "friend of Dorothy" is a euphemism for "homosexual man". Lindsey is implying that her husband is gay.
Tobias: Although, if I may, let me take off my assistants skirt and put on my Barbra Streisand in The Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.
Michael: What?
StrikerObi said:I also really love
Michael: G.O.B., you have to get rid of the Seaward
Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
Sooooooooo awesome.
MisterAnderson said:
Ha, I didn't get that one either. Thanks. :lolStrikerObi said:Tobias mis-quotes the name of The Tin Man. Michael corrects him. Tobias feigns ignorance. He knows the character is The Tin Man because The Wizard of Oz is a notoriously favorite film among gay men. So much so that "friend of Dorothy" is a euphemism for "homosexual man". Lindsey is implying that her husband is gay.
I don't get that one either. Maybe it's because I'm no native english speaker.StrikerObi said:I also really love
Michael: G.O.B., you have to get rid of the Seaward
Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
StrikerObi said:Tobias mis-quotes the name of The Tin Man. Michael corrects him. Tobias feigns ignorance. He knows the character is The Tin Man because The Wizard of Oz is a notoriously favorite film among gay men. So much so that "friend of Dorothy" is a euphemism for "homosexual man". Lindsey is implying that her husband is gay.
When he uses the audio from the magazine ad. :lolspeculawyer said:Absolutely anything said by Gob's puppet Franklin.
Franklin was pure comedy gold.
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:lol :lolCoop said:Maeby: Oh, hey, Michael. My dad wanted me to thank you for the romantic getaway. Dont tell me what that means.
Michael: Where is your dad?
Maeby: He left dressed all westerny. You can leave me out of that part, too.
Narrator: And Michael realized that perhaps somebody would get hurt.
Michael: I screwed my brother-in-law.
Maeby: Well, Im all grown up now.
"Oh Tobias, you blowhard!" [blowhard = someone who boasts/brags] i.e. he doesn't get the problems with what he's saying.Souldriver said:Oh, btw. When Tobias finally listens to a tape of himself, he seems to realise he's gay, but instead he says something different. I don't understand what. "Oh Tobias, you...."?
Narrator: Gob was recently hired by the Bluth Company's rival, Sitwell Enterprises. And although he started off well...
Gob: 52% of the country is single. That's a market that's been dominated by apartment rentals. Let's take some of that market. I call it "Single City."
Narrator: ...his ideas failed to evolve.
Gob: It's, like, "Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool?" "Yeah, I don't have a husband." I call it "Swing City."
Stan Sitwell: Let's get into some new areas, if you don't mind.
Narrator: But Gob continued to fine-tune his first one.
Gob: How do we filter out the teases? We don't let them in.
Gob: This goes for the guys, too. Because sometimes the guys are tapped out. But check your lease, man. Because you're living in Fuck City.
Stan Sitwell: You're fired.
Gob: I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with Fuck Mountain.
I'd imagine you know the word c*nt, right? Well that could be referred to as the c-word (sea-ward).Souldriver said:I don't get that one either. Maybe it's because I'm no native english speaker.
OOooooohRevenantKioku said:I'd imagine you know the word c*nt, right? Well that could be referred to as the c-word (sea-ward).
Wii said:Congrats neoGAF, you've made a transcript of the whole series![]()
Yeah, that's why I don't really like these threads, I'd rather just go watch the show.aznpxdd said:Seriously, the whole show is gold. Pure gold.
If you'd help me take off my illegitimate-fathering cock-muffler and put on my analrapist boxer shorts, I'd be sure to show you how to avoid causing yourself this grief.Wii said:Yeah, that's why I don't really like these threads, I'd rather just go watch the show.