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filled it part way up, I was a little nevous on having a big water spill, I put 10 lbs. water in, it was about the size of a 1st PC doll butt, they say you can put 15 lbs. in,,, but I think I'd do that where I didn't mind a flood clean-up,

it's not gonna fill to a huge booty, maybe with just air, that is the options, water or air inflation, I didn't try air yet.

it is sticky, you need to wash with soap or powder, sort of reminds me of fleshlight type material, no odor at all,

they give you a sample of astroglide, I tried it out,
with warm water, pretty nice,
you wanna lay right down on the thing but don't. it looks like it would pop in a heartbeat if you did. it will support no wieght at all.

I made kind of a hammock sling from a towel & held it in front sort of let it slosh back & forth & bounce,
cowgirl was nice too, with the bouncy weight & warmth,

I've had a bunch of different pussy toys from cheap to expensive, (chick on a stick) I'd say this is probably one of the best, almost all the solid silicone ones I've had got splits to some degree at the opening.

you don't have to heat it up forever to be warm like a solid silicone toy, it's ready to go as soon as the water is warm at the faucet, super EZ cleanup, & storage.
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Get one, y'all.
 
Devo, is it fair to make fun of men who use male sextoys instead of, you know, using their hands like 99.999999% of the rest of men? Are women accused of being socially misfit and unsuitable for companionship when they use the many thousands of varieties of sex toy paraphernalia?

I mean, I respect your quick Photoshop skills, but it just seems like we're reinforcing old and undeserving attitudes here.

(that said, this thing is ridiculous. It's a water balloon that you can fuck. Which one one hand is genius, but on the other hand is something else. I wish I had thought of it.)
 
Devolution said:
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So is this how it goes?
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We need to go deeper. I'm sure someone will invent something beyond the fleshlight.
 
akira28 said:
Devo, is it fair to make fun of men who use male sextoys instead of, you know, using their hands like 99.999999% of the rest of men? Are women accused of being socially misfit and unsuitable for companionship when they use the many thousands of varieties of sex toy paraphernalia?

I mean, I respect your quick Photoshop skills, but it just seems like we're reinforcing old and undeserving attitudes here.

(that said, this thing is ridiculous. It's a water balloon that you can fuck. Which one one hand is genius, but on the other hand is something else. I wish I had thought of it.)
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I'm just fucking around. Although I'd consider this pushing it and real doll to be the ultimate forever alone product.
 
Devolution said:
I'm just fucking around. Although I'd consider this pushing it and real doll to be the ultimate forever alone product.
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A sane person should be able to differentiate a guy that occasionally beats off into a flashlight and ones that builds an anime doll around it to sleep next to at night.
 
Speedymanic said:
I've been meaning to post about this. I got mine just after Christmas last year. I haven't had any problems with durability or tearing like I did with solid pussy/ass toys. The interior is realistically textured and will fill any length or girth. The pressure of the water makes it super snug. The orifice has a zero diameter entry. So, its like pushing through layers of of tissue. The vagina placement is anatomically correct and is easy to access from any position. The detailing is spot on down to pores on the vulva, and a non-usable but cute anus. The best part to me is that filled with some nice warm water it realistically jiggles and slaps against you, and realistically warm. You can fill it up to life-sized with no problems as well. It fill and empties quickly and cleaning is a snap and their is a purge hole to flush it out. In use their is a strap that holds the water in and seals of the vaginal tube so you get great suction! I should also mention that you do not need to powder the Soloflesh at all the skin is not tacky at all.

The only down side is that it can't support your weight. It's not really a problem, just don't flop down on it or something. The silicone skin is pretty thick and durable. Unless you drop it on the floor from a height while full, or bump up against a sharp object you should be fine. I been "testing" mine out almost daily since I got it and will definitely be buying a back up. The company was easy to go through; great customer service and timely delivery service.
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Devolution said:
I'm just fucking around. Although I'd consider this pushing it and real doll to be the ultimate forever alone product.
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Yeah but arent real dolls something like 5000$? You have to be a pretty rich forever alone to afford it.
 
Van Owen said:
Real doll. More corpse-like. Plus they're heavy as fuck so its like you're literally carrying dead weight.
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I once saw a real doll "demo" video. It was the creepiest thing ever, it almost felt like full on necrophilia.

I'm pretty open when it comes to toys, but real dolls sit high on my allegedly short DO NOT WANT scale.
 
Devolution said:
I'm just fucking around. Although I'd consider this pushing it and real doll to be the ultimate forever alone product.
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dammit. well...can't you pretend? for devil's argument sake? No...no, I suppose you can't. Curses.

I do agree with you on real dolls though. It's like...too much cash, and too strange and willful a move in one direction, when it's so easy to move in the other.

But. I would totally date an android. She'd have to be like super advanced and intelligent though. And like, a ninja. Catgirl ninja....

Rentahamster said:
Sweet, I'll fill my soloflesh with ice water and fantasize about zombie snowmen and halfhandjob.
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Well in the books they're not ice zombies, they're like nordic types with pale white skin, blond hair, and glowing blue eyes. Taller than the average human, and also on average, pretty attractive. The old King of the North married one, according to the wiki. Dunno what direction the tv show's going in with the zombie snowmen.
 
japan has some super realistic ones that are modeled after the jpop star. they are named "my sacred pussy something something *name of jpop star*" these lesbian ladies at the comic shop showed them to me saying i should buy one. but they are like 80 dollars:(
 
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