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Fleshlight GAF?

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bengraven said:
I kind of want one. I'm on record as married, but even my wife is okay with me getting one so I'm not humping her leg three times a week. Would love to get the Stoya one, but all of them are seriously way too much.

Spending $50 minimum (during sales) on something, it better be something that can benefit my own family, not just my cock.
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That made me lol. I'm on the same boat my man. My wife doesn't care if I have one and it helps her out in the long run.
 
Get a Tenga fliphole, way better and easier to clean.

they said 50 usage and is very very conservative, you can fap until the material fell off.
 
Chuckl3s said:
That made me lol. I'm on the same boat my man. My wife doesn't care if I have one and it helps her out in the long run.
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My wife has polycystic ovary syndrome, so sex is starting to get less frequent, so a FL would save my sanity if things ever got REALLY bad.
 
bengraven said:
I kind of want one. I'm on record as married, but even my wife is okay with me getting one so I'm not humping her leg three times a week. Would love to get the Stoya one, but all of them are seriously way too much.

Spending $50 minimum (during sales) on something, it better be something that can benefit my own family, not just my cock.
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Chuckl3s said:
That made me lol. I'm on the same boat my man. My wife doesn't care if I have one and it helps her out in the long run.
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

3 times a week is TOO much? How long have you guys been married?

I hope this doesn't happen to me since my lady and I do it at least once a day.
 
Machado said:
oh god
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I bought this because of the price and because i like to collect body parts,,,(props), just got it dropped off at my front door 10.15 pm, after i opened it, i was a bit disappointed about the size, i thought it was "life size", but after i took it out of the plastic wrap, i really liked it, it has a very funny/strange texture,, I think im gonna put it on a coffee table in my living room, it is very interesting looking.
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What the fuck.
 
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ChuyMasta said:
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

3 times a week is TOO much? How long have you guys been married?

I hope this doesn't happen to me since my lady and I do it at least once a day.
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that's cuz you guys are new. after 4/5 years the times will reduce. My wife and I can get it in at least 3 times a week if we are lucky. Not that the desire isn't there but with kids, work, family, etc,. You do start to slow down.

Not to mention we aren't in our twenties anymore.
 
ChuyMasta said:
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

3 times a week is TOO much? How long have you guys been married?

I hope this doesn't happen to me since my lady and I do it at least once a day.
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My wife and I fucked at least once a day, usually twice and on weekends three times for the first year and a half. Obviously that slowed down to about 3-4 times a week after our kid was born. But she's sick now, so it's less. I'm taken care of, but I just wouldn't mind something like this.

I don't care if she gave up on sex completely, I'd still stick with her, my wife is my love forever. But I'd need like all three styles of Fleshlight then (mouth, ass, vag) and probably some of the weird alien ones too.
 
Apparently the Faye Reagan stuff is not what lots of people think it is. And apparently she's still getting work, so I'm guessing it's something else.
 
Jesus Christ at that solo flesh thing. I'd rather be burned alive than get caught using that thing. Bahaha wow.

The only thing I can think of it being useful for is testing your 'pull out' speed/ability. Other than that, no fucking way.
 
akira28 said:
Devo, is it fair to make fun of men who use male sextoys instead of, you know, using their hands like 99.999999% of the rest of men? Are women accused of being socially misfit and unsuitable for companionship when they use the many thousands of varieties of sex toy paraphernalia?

I mean, I respect your quick Photoshop skills, but it just seems like we're reinforcing old and undeserving attitudes here.

(that said, this thing is ridiculous. It's a water balloon that you can fuck. Which one one hand is genius, but on the other hand is something else. I wish I had thought of it.)
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If men have lots of sex,they are studs. If women have lots of sex, they are sluts.

If men use sex toys are sad and alone. If women use sex toys, it's empowering.
 
Sentry said:
Jesus Christ at that solo flesh thing. I'd rather be burned alive than get caught using that thing. Bahaha wow.

The only thing I can think of it being useful for is testing your 'pull out' speed/ability. Other than that, no fucking way.
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So you'd rather be caught using any other sex toy? I'd say fucking a rubber tube is no less embarrassing than this balloon thing.
 
Purchased thanks OP now I can masturbate i lost my hands some time ago and have to use exclusively human manufactured fuck orafaces. women dont fuck people with no hands
 
Devolution said:
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So is this how it goes?
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akira28 said:
Devo, is it fair to make fun of men who use male sextoys instead of, you know, using their hands like 99.999999% of the rest of men? Are women accused of being socially misfit and unsuitable for companionship when they use the many thousands of varieties of sex toy paraphernalia?

I mean, I respect your quick Photoshop skills, but it just seems like we're reinforcing old and undeserving attitudes here.

(that said, this thing is ridiculous. It's a water balloon that you can fuck. Which one one hand is genius, but on the other hand is something else. I wish I had thought of it.)
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mrklaw said:
If men have lots of sex,they are studs. If women have lots of sex, they are sluts.

If men use sex toys are sad and alone. If women use sex toys, it's empowering.
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mrklaw said:
If men have lots of sex,they are studs. If women have lots of sex, they are sluts.

If men use sex toys are sad and alone. If women use sex toys, it's empowering.
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I mean...I get it. It's wrong, but I get it. I was just hoping to draw Dev into one of our celebrated pages long arguments , and hopefully win this time. But the topic wasn't really robust enough, plus she wasn't really serious about antagonizing dudes with sex toys.

I used to snicker at the thought of a guy buying a fleshlight. Mainly because of the older image of the guy with the blowup doll, which is kind of pathetic, or the guy with the rubber vibrating vagina, which is almost in the same vein, but not nearly as bad as the guy with the doll. So a dude using a sex toy used to mean automatic ridicule. Until I got to thinking about how it's really a lot like a dildo for heterosexual (or gay) men. And also considering how popular porn and masturbation are, and how minor, convenient, and unobtrusive the fleshlight and toys like it are. And further, how women have made sex toys mainstream. (They really did. That was all them. Revolutionary stuff, really.) So now it occurs to me that we should think nothing of a guy with a sex toy of a certain degree. Now once you approach greater degrees, ridicule might creep back in there, or even be appropriate depending on creep factor. But if a girl can have her rabbit ears or dolphin toy, a guy can have his fleshlight or his cooler advanced japanese equivalent(the coolness of which kind of converted me.)


BTW, i am pro slut. I think the world needs more so called "sluts". What I dislike, and what should sensibly replace the social stigma against the "sluten" is people who manipulate others via sex and dishonesty. There's not a goddamned thing wrong with a slut. A slut is a gift from the divine. A manipulative slut is evil in pink high heels. People should recognize the difference.
 
WonkersTHEWatilla said:
So you'd rather be caught using any other sex toy? I'd say fucking a rubber tube is no less embarrassing than this balloon thing.
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Nope, not even close. Literally fucking a water balloon ass is different than using a jerk off aid.

Though I wouldn't use either, the later is definitely worse to get caught with.
 
Sentry said:
Nope, not even close. Literally fucking a water balloon ass is different than using a jerk off aid.

Though I wouldn't use either, the later is definitely worse to get caught with.
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But is it worse than the Avatar-based blue alien vagina version of the Fleshlight? That's the real question.
 
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