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Kammie said:
I highly doubt that... look for example at this intra-cam footage of one of their models (Note: extremely NSFW). That thing looks crazy.
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Such beauty.
 
as a gay man that loves to top, I have always have this itching to try doing a girl.

but once I am remainded that women genitalia often look like an alien straight out from the 1979 ridley scott film of the same title, I understand why I haven't been with a girl yet.
 
Honestly, all jokes aside, I hear that the fleshlight is a really good product.

I bought a Tenga Flip Hole a couple years ago while I was going through a dry patch (Tenga is the Japanese fleshlight).

Don't get me wrong, nothing is as excited as fucking a really hot woman for the first time BUT this Tenga felt AMAZING!

First time I used it my dick couldn't believe it and it felt so good I was done in 2 mins. I started using it every day. Finding some good porn, lubing up my Tenga and then just going to town on it. I built myself up to about 10 minutes of solid banging the thing and really improved my sexlife.

By the time I got another girlfriend I had seriously improved my staying power.

One of the best products I ever bought!
 
I never really gelled with fleshlights. I had a heater, the lubes, the works but still it just felt like a lot of work for satisfaction below a normal masturbation. It's not about lack of pressure either as women that are quite looser just feels way greater to me (and I'm trying to think objectively from my peens point of view here).
 
Man said:
I never really gelled with fleshlights. I had a heater, the lubes, the works but still it just felt like a lot of work for satisfaction below a normal masturbation. It's not about pressure either as women that are quite looser just feels way greater to me (and I'm trying to think objectively from my peens point of view here). I have bought three of those suckers over time when I was in a dry spot and I ended up disposing of them all not long after.
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It's always best to think from your peens point of view. Life is best lived from the peens POV.
 
Looking at similar items on Amazon brought me to the Sexflesh Hermaphrodite Combo Stroker.

There is a genuine, detailed user review. The final sentence is golden:

Unless you're really into this sort of thing, I would not recommend it.
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sphinx said:
as a gay man that loves to top, I have always have this itching to try doing a girl.

but once I am remainded that women genitalia often look like an alien straight out from the 1979 ridley scott film of the same title, I understand why I haven't been with a girl yet.
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I find that to be an interesting perspective. As a straight guy, I'm not repulsed by penises the way that you are repulsed by vaginas. I just find that interesting, not calling you out or anything.
 
Grinchy said:
I find that to be an interesting perspective. As a straight guy, I'm not repulsed by penises the way that you are repulsed by vaginas. I just find that interesting, not calling you out or anything.
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Well, I assume you have a penis after all...
 
sphinx said:
as a gay man that loves to top, I have always have this itching to try doing a girl.

but once I am remainded that women genitalia often look like an alien straight out from the 1979 ridley scott film of the same title, I understand why I haven't been with a girl yet.
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Just do what I do, close your eyes and ask if its in yet.
 
Heh. Their FAQ says that you get about 90 uses out of this thing. What happens after that? Your dick punctures a hole and water sprays out at you?
 
sphinx said:
as a gay man that loves to top, I have always have this itching to try doing a girl.

but once I am remainded that women genitalia often look like an alien straight out from the 1979 ridley scott film of the same title, I understand why I haven't been with a girl yet.
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The titular alien of that film has a penis for a head...
 
Clevinger said:
Heh. Their FAQ says that you get about 90 uses out of this thing. What happens after that? Your dick punctures a hole and water sprays out at you?
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a Phelps (e.g. Michael Phelps)

Phelps: The mixture of lube, semen and water that is produced as a byproduct of a ruptured male sex toy.
 
I wonder what texture the put inside the soloflesh, fleshlights have Ikea holes which I've always found weird.


maquiladora said:
Oh god, just saw the Sexflesh Rosebud Anal Stroker on Amazon...

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Does this mean prolapsing your asshole is mainstream? It's caught on in porn quite a bit but I rather not be wondering if the girl I'm dating has broken bowels and is prone to crapping herself.
 
sphinx said:
as a gay man that loves to top, I have always have this itching to try doing a girl.

but once I am remainded that women genitalia often look like an alien straight out from the 1979 ridley scott film of the same title, I understand why I haven't been with a girl yet.
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Interesting perspective. I think a woman's genitalia are very beautiful and can sit there for hours playing with 'em if they let me :) Their scent drives me crazy too... I'm sure most guys who've gotten to play with a woman and then had to leave her presence for a while have experienced the sneaky finger-sniff when they think people aren't looking.

I could never ever ever get past sticking my schlong into a hole that poop comes out of, though. Don't want to experience THAT scent either :-P
 
My wife bought me one of those Pocket Pussy things, not a flashlight but some rubber tube like thing.

It was great and all but the problem was the mailman left the box on our step all day and the summer heat half melted it :(

So for the 3 months I had it before it finally fell apart I was fucking this half melted disfigured fake pussy.

I also once bought one of those Ass/Pussy/Waist combos that are suppose to be a mold of a paorn star. It was good but after about 10-20 times banging it it ripped to shreds. The butthole and pussy became one giant hole and my cock burst right out of the waist area.
 
Pkm said:
My wife bought me one of those Pocket Pussy things, not a flashlight but some rubber tube like thing.

It was great and all but the problem was the mailman left the box on our step all day and the summer heat half melted it :(

So for the 3 months I had it before it finally fell apart I was fucking this half melted disfigured fake pussy.

I also once bought one of those Ass/Pussy/Waist combos that are suppose to be a mold of a paorn star. It was good but after about 10-20 times banging it it ripped to shreds. The butthole and pussy became one giant hole and my cock burst right out of the waist area.
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It's like a monster from John Carpenter's "The Thing"!
 
Schrade said:
It's like a monster from John Carpenter's "The Thing"!
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So true!

I was pumped when she came home from one of those "Sex Toy Parties" and said she got me something.
Usually we just get toys to use on her or toys she can use alone.
So the box comes, I open it up, and its a mish mash of some silicon tube but the middle section is melted to its self. I tried to pull it apart and it ripped :(
So I had this tube with a chunk missing, plus the whole look of the thing turned very "burn victim" contorted.
Dont get me wrong, it did the trick. It was like "Hand Jerking+" mode. But eventually its already degraded structual integrity caused it to just rip more and become a pile of silicon and lube..
 
sphinx said:
but once I am remainded that women genitalia often look like an alien straight out from the 1979 ridley scott film of the same title, I understand why I haven't been with a girl yet.
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That's because the face hugger was designed to look like that.
 
Az987 said:
Just do what I do, close your eyes and ask if its in yet.
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you really mean that? lol what kind of straight man does that?

I gotta say, I started to get a bit aroused as soon as the fingers started to work up the toy and once the dildo came into action, it all made sense as in, a vagina and a penis REALLY can have a lot of fun together.

It's the sight of having a mouth-like opening eager to devour your cock what's really intimidating and freaky.
 
As far as pure sensations go, my hand feels better than pussy...so I don't know why I'd want a Fleshlight. Sex is about more than physical stimulation.
 
sphinx said:
as a gay man that loves to top, I have always have this itching to try doing a girl.

but once I am remainded that women genitalia often look like an alien straight out from the 1979 ridley scott film of the same title, I understand why I haven't been with a girl yet.
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Yeah, like the dude said earlier Geiger intentionally added genital imagery to his creations. Probably to freak out people who are afraid of pussy like you.
 
Aselith said:
Yeah, like the dude said earlier Geiger intentionally added genital imagery to his creations. Probably to freak out people who are afraid of pussy like you.
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haha! we should do a contest, me licking and working out a girl's pussy until she reaches an orgams versus you doing a blowjob on a well hung guy until he comes.

we'll see who lasts longer and who's afraid of what.
 
sphinx said:
haha! we should do a contest, me licking and working out a girl's pussy until she reaches an orgams versus you doing a blowjob on a well hung guy until he comes.

we'll see who lasts longer and who's afraid of what.
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You've got yourself a bet! Line em up because I'm about to charm some snakes.
 
sphinx said:
haha! we should do a contest, me licking and working out a girl's pussy until she reaches an orgams versus you doing a blowjob on a well hung guy until he comes.

we'll see who lasts longer and who's afraid of what.
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Aselith said:
You've got yourself a bet! Line em up because I'm about to charm some snakes.
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Okay you two are acting like doofus's.

Get over yourselves.

I can't believe this is still open.
 
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