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[tdrdrgn]

i must admit, my cock did get a little aroused while watching the solo flesh demo.

 

[Draft]

I bet buying one of these things is like actually paying for porno. It seems like an OK idea at the time but the second you finish it's like wtf was I thinking.

 

[bud]

I bet buying one of these things is like actually paying for porno. It seems like an OK idea at the time but the second you finish it's like wtf was I thinking.

that's how i feel about porn in general after masturbating.

 

[sphinx]

Okay you two are acting like doofus's.

Get over yourselves.

I can't believe this is still open.

this is a men's duel, it' all about honor, it HAS to be done.

You've got yourself a bet! Line em up because I'm about to charm some snakes.

ha! the only way you could possibly win is because of me burying my head in thousands of vaginas and joyfully dying of suffocation. but I tell you, cocks will choke you up too so don't celebrate victory too early.

you and me, tomorrow 5:00 AM, at the break of dawn.

Spoiler

lol

 

[CountAntonius]

Such shame.

 

[Draft]

that's how i feel about porn in general after masturbating.

That's why I only jerk it to non-traditional material like my VHS recordings of Brooke Burke era Wild On!

 

[Aselith]

Okay you two are acting like doofus's.

Get over yourselves.

I can't believe this is still open.

Damn these people having fun!

 

[MThanded]

haha! we should do a contest, me licking and working out a girl's pussy until she reaches an orgams versus you doing a blowjob on a well hung guy until he comes.

we'll see who lasts longer and who's afraid of what.

WTF is going on.

 

[UrokeJoe]

Such beauty.

Holy Shit!

 

[G-Fex]

Damn these people having fun!

I don't think you realize how dangerous this sex toy thread has become!

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Think it'd be weird to keep on your coffee table by the remotes?

"Wait, so your telling me this thing isn't a remote holder?!"

lol

My wife bought me one of those Pocket Pussy things, not a flashlight but some rubber tube like thing.

It was great and all but the problem was the mailman left the box on our step all day and the summer heat half melted it

So for the 3 months I had it before it finally fell apart I was fucking this half melted disfigured fake pussy.

I also once bought one of those Ass/Pussy/Waist combos that are suppose to be a mold of a paorn star. It was good but after about 10-20 times banging it it ripped to shreds. The butthole and pussy became one giant hole and my cock burst right out of the waist area.

bwahahaha

 

[Aselith]

ha! the only way you could possibly win is because of me burying my head in thousands of vaginas and joyfully dying of suffocation. but I tell you, cocks will choke you up too so don't celebrate victory too early.

you and me, tomorrow 5:00 AM, at the break of dawn.

Spoiler

lol

Jokes on you I've already been practising down at the truck stop. I've got a gentleman deeply inside me even as a type.

WTF is going on.

It's a matter of honor. This shit does not concern you.

 

[Bisnic]

Holy Shit!

Is that the inside of a fleshlight? It looks like it could eat your dick. Literally.

 

[ipitydatfu]

search up meiki


and im done

 

[UrokeJoe]

Is that the inside of a fleshlight? It looks like it could eat your dick. Literally.

and spit out the creamy center.

 

[disappeared]

best thread I've read in weeks.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

and spit out the creamy center.

Oreo'ally?

 

[Solo]

I made kind of a hammock sling from a towel & held it in front sort of let it slosh back & forth & bounce,
cowgirl was nice too, with the bouncy weight & warmth,

 

[A Pretty Panda]

http://i.imgur.com/1fZhT.jpg

 

[cacophony]

I highly doubt that... look for example at this intra-cam footage of one of their models (Note: extremely NSFW). That thing looks crazy.

this is fucking terrifying