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[bigosc2k]

Dammit now I want taco bell!!!!

 

[Digital-Hero]

Hopefully he had a bed pan underneath him.

Yep. His bowels are definitely not ready. It even destroys a healthy man.

 

[How About No]

RIP

Talk about great viral marketing for Taco Bell..

Taco Bell better give this guy free tacos for life.

lol srsly

Much better than Chipotle's viral marketing.

gah

damn

 

[KingBroly]

Guy looks like the happiest person on Earth in that photo.

 

[Horseticuffs]

That's fucking awesome. I work in clinical nutrition and, while I understand the importance of liquid diets, I can't imagine being on one. I feel for the dude having to wait for his tacos, but it's pretty amazing that he awoke with all his faculties, right?

Good for this dude. Pneumonia is an asshole. Almost took me out in my early twenties.

 

[sixteen-bit]

Josh Freeman pic.

expected this sooner

 

[Toparaman]

I see salty bad-stomach GAF is here to hate on the GOAT of fast food. Y'all should see a doctor about that.

 

[Opus Angelorum]

Clearly he wanted to go back.

 

[Ferrio]

After a heart attack? Mkay, no. I mean, don't get me wrong I love Taco Bell, but after something as serious as that, I wouldn't be touching it for awhile.

Heart attack wasn't caused by atherosclerosis.

 

[The Real Abed]

To be honest, that would probably be the first thing I'd say too.

Followed by "Do they still make the Quesalupa?"

 

[rob305]

Josh Freeman pic.

This was in Tampa too

 

[Breakage]

This could only happen in America.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Welcome back, Josh.

 

[Kyuur]

Speaking from experience, regaining your ability to speak is pretty crazy emotionally. His love for Taco Bell must run deep.

 

[BennyBlanco]

NURSE I NEED 400 ML OF BAJA BLAST AND A 7 LAYER BURRITO STAT

 

[Koyuga]

So he's dead now right? As we all know, Taco Bell is literally poison and one bite will make you spend weeks on the toilet.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I'd probably be hungry too

 

[KonradLaw]

After a heart attack? Mkay, no. I mean, don't get me wrong I love Taco Bell, but after something as serious as that, I wouldn't be touching it for awhile.

Well..to be honest..he didn't touch it for 48 days, that's a good "while"

 

[zma1013]

"Tell my wife I want Taco Bell"

 

[computers putin']

I kinda want some Taco Bell now myself. I'mma go a full 9 tacos in honor of Jake.

 

[adamsappel]

When Jerry Garcia awoke from a 5-day diabetic coma, his first words were, "I'm not Beethoven."

 

[grumble]

This is the most American story ever

 

[ArgyleReptile]

Much better than Chipotle's viral marketing.

Welp!

 

[mugurumakensei]

Good thing they didn't tell him how easy it is to customize with the Taco Bell app.

 

[Strike]

I say this every morning.

This should've been the first post.

 

[teruterubozu]

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

 

[Lil'DigiOp]

You could of asked for 100K and someone would have probably given it to you with a story like this...

But no, you ask for 20$ worth of fake ass mexican food.

 

[BlackGoku03]

He should get one of these:

 

[Zee-Row]

I'm here for Josh Freeman.

 

[ColdPizza]

This guy is going to become their spokesperson, isn't he?

 

[foxuzamaki]

You could of asked for 100K and someone would have probably given it to you with a story like this...

But no, you ask for 20$ worth of fake ass mexican food.

Idk what fantasy world you live in where he would be given 100k if he asked for it

 

[- J - D -]

You could of asked for 100K and someone would have probably given it to you with a story like this...

But no, you ask for 20$ worth of fake ass mexican food.

What?! Come on, now. You cannot be serious.


It's at most $12 worth of fake ass mexican food.

 

[How About No]

He should get one of these:

...I'd do it.



I mean eat it.

SNL skit? I think I remember thinking the same thing back then too lmao

 

[PseudoKirby]

douuble pnemonia?! heart attack!?

how old IS he?





imscared

 

[BlackGoku03]

...I'd do it.



I mean eat it.

SNL skit? I think I remember thinking the same thing back then too lmao

Yeah, SNL.

I'd take a bite... and then go into a 48 day coma from my blood pressure going through the roof.

 

[tearsofash]

I wake up every morning thinking the same thing.

 

[Lil'DigiOp]

Idk what fantasy world you live in where he would be given 100k if he asked for it

Gotta know when to pimp your circumstances bruh

What?! Come on, now. You cannot be serious.


It's at most $12 worth of fake ass mexican food.

lol

 

[N.Domixis]

For a second there I thought it said after 48 years lmao.

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

Dan Ryckerts nefarious influence spreads further

 

[TheSeks]

Not necessarily...the pneumonia he had could have been caused by bacteria instead.

Shhhhh...

*buries that evidence for Taco Bell*

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

douuble pnemonia?! heart attack!?

how old IS he?





imscared

Shit happens. Pneumonia can get real bad real quick at any age.

 

[PseudoKirby]

You could of asked for 100K and someone would have probably given it to you with a story like this...

But no, you ask for 20$ worth of fake ass mexican food.

I dont get it, why would he magically get $100k after waking?

Shit happens. Pneumonia can get real bad real quick at any age.

yea I had it a couple years ago, it was the most confusing sickness I had. doctor said if I waited any longer it would have been deadly.

never heard of double pnemonia

 

[xDUMPWEEDx]

Taco Bell you say? Oh boy...

 

[Beartruck]

He should get one of these:

Still my favorite SNL commercial.

 

[torre_avenue]

No lie, that is probably one of the first things I'd ask for if I woke up out of a coma.

Taco Bell is the perfect intersection of cheap, tasty, and edible.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Maybe he was just tired of living.





I'm so sorry

 

[XiaNaphryz]

never heard of double pnemonia

It just means both your lungs are hit with pneumonia.

 

[cirrhosis]

Caught double pneumonia over a decade ago while in Korea. Thought I could deal with the bronchitis then it just snowballed and my lungs were even more fucked. Shit was real scary and it was about six months til I got rid of the mucus plugs.

Dude is really lucky. He's earned that Taco Bell.

 

[30yearsofhurt]

A hero to us all...