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[Arnie]

That's the worst goal I've ever seen.

 

[Tc91]

I remember seeing him play vs City at the Etihad last season for West Brom.

Absolute monster. He really is Drogba 2.0

 

[arkon]

Fixed.

Gio is all about deft flicks, bro!



Great assist from Howard

 

[Walshy]

:lol.

That defending.

 

[inHallways]

Truly shocking defending. Just awful.

 

[WJD]

Everton are brilliant.

 

[Fergie]

City-esque.

 

[Ushojax]

Pardew is ruining that young fans life

 

[Walshy]

Everton are brilliant.

They are good but this is the worst performance I've seen in a long time by Newcastle.

 

[Feorax]

Anyone want to bet on another 6-0 v a Merseyside team?

 

[rangersmad92]

Lol Newcastle fans leaving already.

 

[Lightning]

I can't believe this Newcastle defending..,

 

[Yurt]

Here is what Juventus can expect next season

http://vimeo.com/75802219

clegg pls

we lucked out

 

[Fergie]

American keepers being assist machines.

 

[LTWheels]

signing of the season.

 

[Arnie]

I have to agree, we need another relegation for a massive shakeup.

I wouldn't normally be so harsh on a club but I know WIll's having the time of his life at Uni, and you're amped about the graphics in Killzone multiplayer, so I just feel like I've got free reign to go at Newcastle with my forehead.

Terrible team. Terrible squad full of French wannabes that I called out from Day 0 and took stick for. Too many shit, budget signings.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Remember when Sissoko was signing of the millennium?

Jesus, Newcastle are playing shite

Fucking two-game wonder

People talk about Cisse and Jelavic, but Sissoko's on an different level entirely

 

[Phoenix Fang]

I was expecting Newcastle to put up a fight. Damn.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Funny seeing Everton doing this well whilst the goblin Moyes has a team of slop in Manchester.

 

[Kyoufu]

I bet we'll still beat Man Utd.

 

[Salvadora]

How many years does Lukaku have on his contract left?

 

[Suen]

:lol there's so much difference up front when Amauri is not playing.

 

[Lambda Pie]

i haven't been able to post cause all my blood went straight to my dick.

i told you everton was going to bend over Newcastle. 3 more, please.

 

[Scum]

Fucking hell! Offside but they're just waltzing through. Lol

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

How many years does Lukaku have on his contract left?

Until 2016 I think.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

i haven't been able to post cause all my blood went straight to my dick.

i told you everton was going to bend over Newcastle. 3 more, please.

fucking Nostradamus over here

 

[FuturusX]

Lakaku has what so many of the current Chelsea strikers do not. Confidence.

 

[WJD]

Nah. They are good but this is the worst performance I've seen in a long time by Newcastle.

Not even counting the goals. Movement, passing, pace and general build up play all look significantly better than I've seen from an Everton team in a long time.

Newcastle are shite though.

 

[arkon]

i haven't been able to post cause all my blood went straight to my dick.

i told you everton was going to bend over Newcastle. 3 more, please.

Hasn't Kyoufu suffered enough?

 

[FootballFan]

:lol the defending...

American keepers being assist machines.

All about dem stats.

 

[Feorax]

How many years does Lukaku have on his contract left?

Transfermarkt says summer 2016.

Been at Chelsea 3 years now IIRC, stunned he's not even able to make the bench

 

[Salvadora]

Until 2016 I think.

Transfermarkt says summer 2016.

Been at Chelsea 3 years now IIRC, stunned he's not even able to make the bench

Ah fuck, thought the clock might've been counting down and we could've taken advantage of his treatment by Chelsea.

 

[Meier]

Fuck meeee! I vacillated between Lukaku and Remy and went with Remy. And now I've already used my transfer for next week on Brady (ditched Barkley). Barkley is on my bench so I won't even get the benefit of his goal (so are Ben Arfa and Remy for what it's worth).

 

[rangersmad92]

Not even half time yet and Lukaku has 2 goals, 1 assist and also scored 2 disallowed goals.

Beast!

 

[brokenbeans]

What's the GTA crew for 360?

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Lakaku has what so many of the current Chelsea strikers do not. Confidence.

One thing we all thought he would lack after that penalty miss

2 goals one assist and two disallowed goals in one half now

 

[Mastadon]

Always love it when the goalie gets an assist.

 

[Scum]

Ah fuck, thought the clock might've been counting down and we could've taken advantage of his treatment by Chelsea.

Salva, pls. We're doing a straight swap. Ade for Lukaku.

 

[Lightning]

Ah fuck, thought the clock might've been counting down and we could've taken advantage of his treatment by Chelsea.

Lol. Wishful thinking but he would be wanted by 10 different clubs should that arise.

 

[Kyoufu]

I just think Mike Ashley needs to sell the club. He's not investing in the squad so what's the point? Sell and go watch Rangers in Scotland.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

What's the GTA crew for 360?

Pathetic, that's what it is

 

[FuturusX]

BBC in full troll mode:

 

[Peco]

Rossi got injured again

World Cup dream is over.

 

[scarybore]

Newcastle are playing pure minge, it's pathetic and embarrassing. Fair play to Everton, playing well under Martinez and Lukaku is class.

Fuck the rest of this match, I'm off to make a voodoo doll of Joe Kinnear.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

I'll predict in the next 24 hours that Alan Pardew will be sacked and Joe Kinnear will take charge.

 

[Mindwipe]

Newcastle's defense is worse than United's.

Newcastle's defense in this game is worse than my work team's, never mind bloody Man United.

Very happy to see us 3-0 up at half time, but it's felt like kicking a baby at points.

 

[Lambda Pie]

my hometown team is winning, not bad. was given tickets to the match but it's fuckin freezing outside, crazy wind and raining.

still a couple thousand psychos sitting there in the stands.

 

[Scum]

I'll predict in the next 24 hours that Alan Pardew will be sacked and Joe Kinnear will take charge.

Sounds about right.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Newcastle's defense in this game is worse than my work team's, never mind bloody Man United.

Very happy to see us 3-0 up at half time, but it's felt like kicking a baby at points.

it's a Geordie baby, no harm done.

Sounds about right.

they'll finally have a world class manager when they hire cop killer Jesus.

 

[Mastadon]

I'll predict in the next 24 hours that Alan Pardew will be sacked and Joe Kinnear will take charge.

I'd love it for that to happen. Love it