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Opinion NSFW Cringe For 1 mil usd, would you...?

would you let an old man "do" you for a million bucks?

  • yes

    Votes: 36 58.1%
  • no

    Votes: 26 41.9%

  • Total voters
    62

Elektro Demon

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So back when I was growing up, kids were always asking this question for fun.
This is only a question for straight males, since being gay sorta defeats the purpose of the question somewhat.
For a million bucks, would you let a a crusty old man bang you once? After he's done, you get a million bucks.

I'll go first. I would. I'm not gay but I need the money.
Million bucks is a million bucks. I'd deal with the consequences later in therapy but with a nice wad of cash in my hands.
How bout you?
 
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TheContact

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I mean there’s old men on young girl porn and they’re getting paid a lot less than a million dollars
 

Elektro Demon

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there are a lot more bicurious people here than I expected tbh. happy to see such open-mindedness.
I'm not bicurious, I'm pretty much a homophobe, and I think most people posting in this thread are not bicurious. It's the money talking.
That's the whole point of the question, would you do something that you hate/dislike for money.
 
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Thaedolus

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The devil is in the details. Does he blow it inside you? Does he wear a condom? Is he a two pump chump or are we gonna be there a while? Is he gonna smack you around and tell you to squeal like a pig or just kinda grunt a couple times and walk away?

I *might* be able to handle some kind of clinical/professional setting assfucking by pretending I’m finally trying a butt toy or whatever... no exchange of fluids or dirty talk or, but if a guy is trying to make me his bitch or blow his load on/in me or pull some Deliverance shit then I’m gonna say fuck no, make it 5 and throw in some roofies and maybe we’ll talk
 
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Monsterkillah

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The devil is in the details. Does he blow it inside you? Does he wear a condom? Is he a two pump chump or are we gonna be there a while? Is he gonna smack you around and tell you to squeal like a pig or just kinda grunt a couple times and walk away?

I *might* be able to handle some kind of clinical/professional setting assfucking by pretending I’m finally trying a butt toy or whatever... no exchange of fluids or dirty talk or, but if a guy is trying to make me his bitch or blow his load on/in me or pull some Deliverance shit then I’m gonna say fuck no, make it 5 and throw in some roofies and maybe we’ll talk
 

King of Foxes

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A million bucks for a worst case two week long sore butthole?

Yeah why not, a million USD in my country where the average salary is around 1000 to 1200 euro a month...

Thats a no brainer
 

Fbh

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For a million...... probably. That's a lot of money and would definitely have a big impact on my life.


My wife just said “you better go get that money”

lol
Step 1: Convince husband to sleep with rich old dude for 1 million
Step 2: Divorce husband because you feel "shocked and betrayed" to find out he is sleeping with older men
Step3: Profit
 
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Elektro Demon

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The devil is in the details. Does he blow it inside you? Does he wear a condom? Is he a two pump chump or are we gonna be there a while? Is he gonna smack you around and tell you to squeal like a pig or just kinda grunt a couple times and walk away?

I *might* be able to handle some kind of clinical/professional setting assfucking by pretending I’m finally trying a butt toy or whatever... no exchange of fluids or dirty talk or, but if a guy is trying to make me his bitch or blow his load on/in me or pull some Deliverance shit then I’m gonna say fuck no, make it 5 and throw in some roofies and maybe we’ll talk
I never thought about it.
 

Thaedolus

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I never thought about it.
Not all sexual experiences are created equal! I’ve had a gloved finger up the ass a couple times at the doctor before, that wasn’t traumatizing at all because of the setting and one of them was a woman. But if some retired wrestler that’s hung like a horse wants to rip your ass apart while making you call him daddy....nah ~8 years working an office job sounds fine to me
 
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Ornlu

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Bro I was born poor as fuck.

I'd do some sick shit for $1,000,000. If getting lamely fucked by some old geezer is all I have to do to set my kids up for life? Hell yeah let's do this shit.:messenger_poop:

As soon as the check cleared I'd probably kill his old sick ass, though. You know he takes some fucked up trips to Thailand twice a year. I'd take one for the team and do some time to remove a sick fuck from the planet. :messenger_face_steam:
 

Bigrx1

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Definitely - I can suffer through that brief experience for money that will make the rest of my life a lot easier.