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[G-Fex]

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Oh yeah man great uh comparison there man.

You did good.

*pats on head*

 

[Confused101]

Julia Roberts. (canyon mouth)
Miley Cyrus.
Maggie Gyllenhaal. (saggy face)
Morgan Webb. (built like a cinder block)

 

[Enosh]

Christina Hendricks
Kim Kardashian

ugh

 

[MutFox]

and I have a strange attraction for bitch face. Not so much for Jennifer Lopez, just bitch face in general. Makes me horny.

When it's Momentary Bitch Face I don't mind,
but I hate Perma Bitch Face.

 

[Discotheque]

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AHAHAHA. Wow. I don't see the resemblance at all. But for some reason I found this post hilarious.

 

[MetatronM]

Zooey Deschanel. Definitely Zooey: Her Kermit singing voice, monotonous regular voice, her face etc.

This. Absolutely.

 

[sixteen-bit]

Megan Fox.

Her face is a total turn-off.

 

[Chamber]

Emma Watson
Ellen Page
Keri Hilson

The first two have that "girls who can pass for boys" thing going on. As for Hilson, I've tried but I just don't see it.

 

[BocoDragon]

I came in here to say Natalie Portman. The OP nailed it (or rather, would not nail it).

 

[Solo]

Zooey Deschanel. Definitely Zooey: Her Kermit singing voice, monotonous regular voice, her face etc.

Winner. JGL

Spoiler

totally traded up big time for Minka Kelly

in 500 Days.

 

[Nizz]

Maggie Gyllenhaal does absolutely nothing for me.

 

[Discotheque]

Huuuge trade-up. Also why is dead-eyes named Summer? Moar like Fall amirite?:

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Basically anyone's who popular.

 

[wayward archer]

Chiming in to agree with Olivia Munn, Jessica Alba, Christina Hendrix, and Eva Mendez.

Also Piper Perabo. Incredible body, but there's just something off about her face.

Don't get me wrong I would smang every single one of them... but the 'wow' factor that many people claim they have just isn't happening for me...

 

[brianjones]

zooey is adorable to look at but i agree that her voice is totally unsexy.

 

[NomarTyme]

Nicole Kidman.

 

[SouthernDragon]

Most of them.

Scarlet Johansson in particular mystifies me. I can see Fox's appeal, but she just screams trashy.

Yeah, just... most of them. Eh.

 

[spindashing]

What the fuck, did someone just really say Rosario Dawson? -___________-

I don't know about the rest of you but I would pound that with the fist of an angry god.

 

[Menelaus]

Most of them.

Scarlet Johansson in particular mystifies me. I can see Fox's appeal, but she just screams trashy.

Yeah, just... most of them. Eh.

This man speaks the truth.

Put the tatas aside...crooked smile, way too much lipstick, fake hair color. Get off my lawn, Scarlett.

 

[ruuk]

Beyonce
Natalie Portman
Rebecca Linares

 

[CaptainCamerica]

I'd smang the shit out of every woman mentioned here.

 

[Secks4Food]

Fucking Julia Roberts.

Back in my 9th grade Spanish class, when we were learning words like kiss and hug and what not, the teacher asked me if I would kiss Julia Roberts, to which I replied "No, her lips are too big and she's not attractive". I'm pretty darn sure the whole class thought I was homosexual after that. So yeah, she was unattractive before, but now I've actually become repulsed by the very sight of her since then.

 

[Lion Heart]

I hate Olivia Munn and to a lesser extent, Jessica Chobot.

Scarlett Jo I use to think was unattractive until I watched her in some movies. For whatever reason shes incredibly sexy in...I dont know motion I guess (lol). Shes got charm.

 

[Sotha Sil]

I'd smang the shit out of every woman mentioned here.

Any heterosexual male would. Seems like "cannot muster an attraction for" equals "is not making my top 50" in this thread :lol

 

[The Crimson Kid]

Pretty much says it all.

 

[out0v0rder]

any celebrity that is male

 

[X26]

gwen paltrow and gwen stefani

find them ugly, if anything

 

[Advance_Alarm]

im sorry but Rosario Dawsin is ugly as fuck

 

[Stinkles]

Pink is currently working my nerves. She is by far the most fake pop star of the decade. She makes it worse by projecting an image of "keeping it real" while belting out the WORST, most hackneyed sugary pop garbage. And the lyrics make me shit.

Party Crasher,
Penny Snatcher,
Call me up if you want gangsta
Don't be fancy, just get dancey
Why so serious?


And yes, she looks like a dude.

 

[Entropia]

Angelina Jolie.

 

[LegendofJoe]

Keira Knightley, but it has more to do with her voice than her looks.

 

[Dude Abides]

Olivia Wilde.

 

[Arjen]

Angelina Jolie, she just looks a bit nasty and creepy to me

Spoiler

I'd still fuck her like there's no tomorrow though

 

[Captain Pants]

im sorry but Rosario Dawsin is ugly as fuck

WRONG. Good day sir!

 

[Always-honest]

Angelina Jolie

same

im sorry but Rosario Dawsin is ugly as fuck

same

Megan fox..

etc.. actually, a lot of the most desired clebs i don't find that attractive really..

 

[Menelaus]

Keira Knightley

Olivia Wilde

I don't want to have to fight you, guys, but...

 

[Anth0ny]

Taylor Swift
Miley Cyrus

 

[Piano]

Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox. Actually, especially Megan Fox...I definitely wouldn't.

 

[ErnieMcCracken]

Selena Gomez.

After perusing "that" thread, she's just "meh". Got a problem with it, MEET ME SOMEWHERE!!:lol

 

[DR2K]

This thread, it doesn't make sense.

 

[out0v0rder]

Kate Muicicciciiiji

stupid shaped head and big ugly eyes, fuck you raising hope

 

[Aesius]

I'd smang the shit out of every woman mentioned here.

This.

Scarlett Johansson? Natalie Portman? Rosario Dawson? WHAT THE FUCKKKKK.

 

[Mileena]

Taylor Swift

 

[esquire]

Any heterosexual male would. Seems like "cannot muster an attraction for" equals "is not making my top 50" in this thread :lol

No reason for this type of cynical stupidity. There is no motivation to lie over such as subjective a matter as 'who do you find attractive?' The message you should take away is that being a celebrity doesn't mean the person is anymore physically attractive than the average person and that people have very subjective definitions for what is and isn't attractive to them. Who are you to say otherwise?

 

[RustyNails]

This man speaks the truth.

Put the tatas aside...crooked smile, way too much lipstick, fake hair color. Get off my lawn, Scarlett.

You should be arrested for stupidity and tried in the international court of stupid for crimes against common sense and for grossly offending tastes in beauty.

 

[Ezalc]

Olivia Wilde.

Please good sir, explain what is wrong with this fine specimen of a woman.

 

[Dude Abides]

I don't want to have to fight you, guys, but...

you like 'em pale, starving, and avian?

 

[richiek]

you like 'em pale, starving, and avian?

 

[Dan]

Winner. JGL

Spoiler

totally traded up big time for Minka Kelly

in 500 Days.

I would rather sleep with JGL than Zooey Deschanel and I'm totally hetero. (500) Days of Summer did nothing for me, since her character not only had a nonexistent boring personality, but her looks don't even trigger anything.

Megan Fox - Nasty, greasy chick.

Olivia Munn - Could be hot, if I'd never heard her speak or I knew nothing nothing about her. Can't stand her career based on being an attention whore. She's not funny and I'm not swayed by your willingness to pander to geeks and lick devices. Get off The Daily Show already!

Eva Mendez - Can't stand her.

Scarlett Johansson went the wrong direction with her looks post-LIT, but she's still attractive.

All those Disney Channel teens and graduates thereof that a segment of GAF is obsessed with. WTF.

 

[Jenga]

Miley Cyrus (plainly unattractive, no curves)

Selena Gomez (she looks like she's 14)

those two other girls in the creepy thread that look like someone picked them straight from high school that aren't famous enough to be known