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[Putonahappyface]

Did everyone have a nice day or is still having a nice day?

 

[Peggies]

Really? A bikini?

Is someone normal in here?
John Marston
Dacvak
Rentahamster
Idleyes

(The fact that I called the last two normal, shows how desperate I am)

 

[Rentahamster]

 

[Peggies]

I have a Ps5 and don't even use it.

Pfff, you're not even a real gamer.

 

[Idleyes]

(The fact that I called the last two normal, shows how desperate I am)

I'm not triggered, I'm not triggered, I'm not triggered.......

 

[Peggies]

Screams in "Tomorrow"ish

 

[Putonahappyface]

Really? A bikini?

Is someone normal in here?
John Marston
Dacvak
Rentahamster
Idleyes

(The fact that I called the last two normal, shows how desperate I am)

 

[Idleyes]

My day is going horribly fine btw. Meaning it's horrible, but it's the usual horrible.

 

[Peggies]

My day is going horribly fine btw. Meaning it's horrible, but it's the usual horrible.

That's good then. How's life at home?

 

[Idleyes]

We chillin. Upgraded our toilet to one of those wash/dry your ass, opens and closes it's own lid, cleans itself and sprays air freshener toilets. So we up.

Edit: There is a massage button but everyone's afraid to press it.

 

[Peggies]

We chillin. Upgraded our toilet to one of those wash/dry your ass, opens and closes it's own lid, cleans itself and sprays air freshener toilets. So we up.

Edit: There is a massage button but everyone's afraid to press it.

Wow, your divorce sounds funnier than mine

 

[Idleyes]

We're not getting divorced. It's more like she's struggling to accept that I'm basically her, just without the magical sky-unicorn guiding every decision.

 

[Peggies]

It's more like she's struggling to accept that I'm basically her

 

[Dacvak]

We chillin. Upgraded our toilet to one of those wash/dry your ass, opens and closes it's own lid, cleans itself and sprays air freshener toilets. So we up.

Edit: There is a massage button but everyone's afraid to press it.

Fuck yeah dude. Getting one of those toilets genuinely changed my life.

We shittin big, brother

 

[Putonahappyface]

We're not getting divorced. It's more like she's struggling to accept that I'm basically her, just without the magical sky-unicorn guiding every decision.

I can sympathise. My other half is a Christian and I'm an Atheist.

 

[Idleyes]

I spent about 24 of the 25 years we were married being faithful. That changed after she went on her little "sins needing forgiveness" shopping spree. Now that I've joined the party, she's terrified because, unlike her, I don't have some sky unicorn keeping me on a leash from doing it again. That help?

 

[Peggies]

I spent about 24 of the 25 years we were married being faithful. That changed after she went on her little "sins needing forgiveness" shopping spree. Now that I've joined the party, she's terrified because, unlike her, I don't have some sky unicorn keeping me on a leash from doing it again. That help?

Got it!

 

[Idleyes]

Fuck yeah dude. Getting one of those toilets genuinely changed my life.

We shittin big, brother

Yeah, I think today's the day I take one small step for man… and one giant leap for mankind and press that massage button.

 

[Peggies]

Yeah, I think today's the day I take one small step for man… and one giant leap for mankind and press that massage button.

Report back please

 

[Putonahappyface]

Report back please

His prostate is going to sing.

 

[nush]

One robot ass massage coming up!

 

[Rentahamster]

I can sympathise. My other half is a Christian and I'm an Atheist.

You can split yourself in HALFFFF????

 

[nush]

I can sympathise. My other half is a Christian and I'm an Atheist.

One of you is going to get the biggest told you so of all time.

 

[Putonahappyface]

One of you is going to get the biggest told you so of all time.

I've been christened.

 

[Peggies]

Oh you guys and your fancy prostates

 

[Rentahamster]

Oh you guys and your fancy prostates

I gave a picture of mine to my grammy for Mother's Day.

That's how fancy it is!

 

[Putonahappyface]

You can split yourself in HALFFFF????

Have you seen the film Bone Tomahawk?

 

[HRK69]

Yeah I love trains. They're big, fast, and very elegant. They're beasts in machinery and grand in the history of human development

 

[Idleyes]

Yeah, I wood ride that train. Only problem is getting it to leave the station afterwards.

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Idleyes]

 

[bronkonagurski]

Really? A bikini?

Is someone normal in here?
John Marston
Dacvak
Rentahamster
Idleyes

(The fact that I called the last two normal, shows how desperate I am)

Being normal is overrated. Kinda boring tbh.

 

[Peggies]

Being normal is overrated. Kinda boring tbh.

I find that's a very inspirational thought!

 

[nush]

anyone seen Idleyes leyes ?

 

[Putonahappyface]

I find that's a very inspirational thought!

 

[nush]

 

[AJUMP23]

morning

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Tomorrow]

morning

afternoon

 

[Idleyes]

In my mind the cat is playing...

 

[Tomorrow]

how are you today mr Putonahappyface ?

 

[kanjobazooie]

how are you today mr Putonahappyface ?

I'm good, brother. You?

 

[Tomorrow]

I'm good, brother. You?

no.

 

[Tomorrow]

howdy John Marston

 

[Idleyes]

no.

Whatever your troubles are I'm sure this guy can help.

 

[kanjobazooie]

no.

Maybe this picture of my cat will cheer you up:

 

[Putonahappyface]

how are you today mr Putonahappyface ?

Sore.

 

[Tomorrow]

Maybe this picture of my cat will cheer you up:

lovely pussy you got there mr kanjo

 

[kanjobazooie]

lovely pussy you got there mr kanjo

Only 7 minutes into my login and I already got you saying weird shit.

 

[Tomorrow]

if i get banned. just know i love y'all

Only 7 minutes into my login and I already got you saying weird shit.