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test test this thang on yo

Tomorrow

May 14, 2026

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alt of nightmare-slain. Probably not a good idea to request that you get your old banned name back

What a way to go

 

[Putonahappyface]

Hi Friday, what's happenin...

 

[Idleyes]

Some can't wait your turn type shit. That's Wus HAtn!

 

[Idleyes]

Tomorrow

May 14, 2026

Permanent

alt of nightmare-slain. Probably not a good idea to request that you get your old banned name back

What a way to go

 

[AJUMP23]

You could tell by the posting not the brightest bulb.

 

[jshackles]

 

[Ass of Can Whooping]

lmao slain you stupid motherfucker

 

[666]

i hope to spend friday with you all tomorrow but

 

[nush]

Some can't wait your turn type shit. That's Wus HAtn!

That was some livestream chat behaviour.

 

[Idleyes]

lmao slain you stupid motherfucker

God damn bro, I had no idea you felt that way bout em.

 

[Putonahappyface]

lmao slain you stupid motherfucker

A new visitor. Welcome, Mr Ass.

 

[jshackles]

A new visitor. Welcome, Mr Ass.

Didn't know anyone still remembered The Young Ones

 

[Putonahappyface]

Didn't know anyone still remembered The Young Ones

I was born in 1982. I remember when British television wasn't infiltrated by the alphabet people.

 

[nush]

Didn't know anyone still remembered The Young Ones

 

[Rentahamster]

sneak preview of my new track:

Spoiler

(Intro)
(Sound of a Windows XP startup chime distorted)
Yeah.
Yo, Sam, boot up the system.
We got a "gangster" to delete.
Check it.

(Verse 1)
Yo, it's KanjoBazooie, the forum-dwelling phony
Posting on NeoGaf because he's desperate and lonely
A part-time "thug" with a full-time delusion
Your whole rap career is just a state of confusion.
You're claiming the streets while you're clicking on threads
With visions of grandeur inside of your head
But you're a wannabe, Kanjo, let's look at the facts
You're allergic to rhythm and you're scared of the tracks.

(Chorus)
It's MC Kanjo, the king of the cowards
Hiding in the basement for hours and hours
Can't even record, can't even find your choice
So you let Microsoft Sam provide you a voice.
Yeah, you're digital trash, a robotic disaster
While Nightmare Slain is the one you call Master.

(Verse 2)
You're so insecure that your vocal cords froze
Scared of the mic, so the software was chose
"Microsoft Sam, please spit me a verse"
Every time you hit upload, it just gets worse.
You talk about "ops" and you talk about heat
But you're typing on a keyboard, you ain't on the street.
And NS? Nightmare Slain? He's your living nightmare
He's the alpha in the game, and you're just... there.
He's got the bars, he's got the flow and the light
You're just a Gaf-post barking in the middle of the night.

(Bridge)
But hold up, let's talk about your "exotic" taste
The way you let your dignity go to waste
Word on the web is you're chasing a thrill
With wrinkly mice balls—man, that's physically ill!
You're a rodent enthusiast, a bottom-shelf weirdo
While you're dreaming of being a rap-game hero.

(Verse 3)
A struggling gangster? No, a struggling human
While NS is building, you're just assuming
That a text-to-speech program can make you a star
But you're stuck at the starting line, nowhere near far.
Go back to the forum, go back to the mouse
Before Nightmare Slain kicks you out of the house.
MC Kanjo? More like "Empty Man Joe"
Got no heart, no pride, and definitely no flow.

(Outro)
(Microsoft Sam Voice) : "Fatal Error. System Crash. Kanjo is trash."
Yeah.
Log off, Bazooie.
The game's over.
NS wins.
Fatality.

I guess no one else noticed this

 

[AJUMP23]

One less spammer in the Friday thread. I feel like we have gained something.

I miss 22:22.22.22.22.22.22.

 

[John Marston]

Keep an eye out for anyone new joining the thread in a couple of months

 

[Idleyes]

Keep an eye out for anyone new joining the thread in a couple of months

Probably won't last long..

 

[Putonahappyface]

Keep an eye out for anyone new joining the thread in a couple of months

 

[Artoris]

 

[Putonahappyface]

I'll remember him for his love of black pudding.

 

[AJUMP23]

His life will be remembered as one big grift.

 

[Ipsi]

We are getting a new manager next week so a bunch of other managers + regional manager are coming tomorrow to help clean the store. A little anxious but determined to make a good impression (I meet the regional often and he likes me )

 

[AJUMP23]

We are getting a new manager next week so a bunch of other managers + regional manager are coming tomorrow to help clean the store. A little anxious but determined to make a good impression (I meet the regional often and he likes me )

What type of store are you in?

 

[Ipsi]

What type of store are you in?

I work at a dollartree as a cashier

 

[nush]

I work at a dollartree as a cashier

 

[Ipsi]

I enjoy it lol. I meet interesting people

 

[AJUMP23]

I work at a dollartree as a cashier

Good on ya. Do you hate dollar general?

 

[Idleyes]

I enjoy it lol. I meet interesting people

That crosses off all the dollar trees in my neck of the woods.

 

[Ipsi]

Good on ya. Do you hate dollar general?

Dont know if there is one near me. Was looking for a cashier position and the location near me was hiring

 

[nush]

I enjoy it lol. I meet interesting people

That wasn't a diss mate, I've grafted like that before.

 

[HRK69]

why on earth would i make a post saying i miss someone if i didn't know them?

Because it doesn't make sense at all

Unless you are circumventing a ban

I smelled a rat the moment he walked in

 

[Peggies]

I can only repeat myself

Thank you Ipsi for that comforting story.
It's so important to have a job that you don't hate.

Yay, it's Friday boys!

 

[Putonahappyface]

I can only repeat myself

 

[Peggies]

Exactly

 

[John Marston]

I work at a dollartree as a cashier

I was also a cashier at a record store during the late 80's/early 90's.
Good times

Also Happay Friday everyone!

 

[Peggies]

I was also a cashier at a record store during the late 80's/early 90's.
Good times

Also Happay Friday everyone!

I worked in a bookshop in Dublin during early late 90's. We have so much in common.

What's a cashier doing? Only the processing of payments part or anything else?

 

[Ipsi]

I worked in a bookshop in Dublin during early late 90's. We have so much in common.

What's a cashier doing? Only the processing of payments part or anything else?

I also do stocking if it's not busy. Usually the register stuff like knick nacks and candy

 

[John Marston]

What's a cashier doing? Only the processing of payments part or anything else?

I worked at Sam the Recordman which was the most popular record store in Montreal at the time.
We strictly took care of payments as we also had salespeople on the floor.
And we didn't have a zip zap scan thingie, you had to enter each individual price manually!!

And I can tell ya some stories.

Joggers dropping by in the middle of summer and pulling out their sweaty humid money from their socks or shorts; I always declined their disgusting wet pubic bills.

A cute young woman in a flowery dress asking to use our bathroom.
When I told her no she calmly walked over to our Country music section, squatted and pissed on the floor

Being downtown we also had drug addicts regularly try to steal stuff.
Once me and another employee ran after this dude who had stuffed some CDs in his pants.
We chased him in an alley where there was no way out. He was cornered.
The dude scratched his face bloody and screamed "I HAVE AIDS!!!!"

We let him go

 

[Peggies]

I also do stocking if it's not busy. Usually the register stuff like knick nacks and candy

Ah, love that area.

 

[Peggies]

I worked at Sam the Recordman which was the most popular record store in Montreal at the time.
We strictly took care of payments as we also had salespeople on the floor.
And we didn't have a zip zap scan thingie, you had to enter each individual price manually!!

And I can tell ya some stories.

Joggers dropping by in the middle of summer and pulling out their sweaty humid money from their socks or shorts; I always declined their disgusting wet pubic bills.

A cute young woman in a flowery dress asking to use our bathroom.
When I told her no she calmly walked over to our Country music section, squatted and pissed on the floor

Being downtown we also had drug addicts regularly try to steal stuff.
Once me and another employee ran after this dude who had stuffed some CDs in his pants.
We chased him in an alley where there was no way out. He was cornered.
The dude scratched his face bloody and screamed "I HAVE AIDS!!!!"

We let him go

Your stories are the best!

"I have Aids"
Reminds me of this:

 

[John Marston]

Also if you got friendly with record company reps you could get free tickets for concerts and sometimes backstage passes.

Here's a pic of the gang with Yngwie Malmsteen when he dropped by the store before opening for Dio that night (I'm in the back ).

 

[Peggies]

Also if you got friendly with company reps you could get free tickets for concerts and sometimes backstage passes.

Here's a pic of the gang with Yngwie Malmsteen when he dropped by the store before opening for Dio that night (I'm in the back ).

Wow! It's Black and White

 

[Idleyes]

I think they used one of these?

 

[AJUMP23]

Morning,

Never worked retail, but I was a burger maker at McDonalds for a few months in High School.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I love the smell of the weekend on a Friday morning. Unfortunately work is going to drag this afternoon.

 

[Windle Poons]

I love the smell of the weekend on a Friday morning. Unfortunately work is going to drag this afternoon.

Do what I do. Don't work on Fridays

 

[Idleyes]

Do what I do. Don't work on Fridays

I go to work on Friday, but that doesn't mean I actually work on Friday. Ya dig?

 

[AJUMP23]

Do what I do. Don't work on Fridays

But do you charge on Fridays?

 

[nush]

I was also a cashier at a record store during the late 80's/early 90's.
Good times

Also Happay Friday everyone!

I worked in a Blockbuster for a bit in the mid 90's, it was one of the small ones on a hight street. Shit money, but free video rentals and being able to smoke in the back room where the tapes were stored was a pretty good perk.

Then I upgraded to a videogame store, borrowed all the latest games shit money but I could play all the games I wanted. I also learned how the games industry actually worked to to the trade newspapers we would get. It was an insight you'd never get from a games magazine.

And from such humble beginnings I was able to work for big publishers on some of the biggest games, which was nice.