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Nah lol, it actually does involve the law. I just can't really discuss it on GAF without risking a ban over my political opinions. So, I'll post a random GIF instead.

Annie isn't ok
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John Marston said:
I quit watching Martin Short's newest documentary on Netflix 30 minutes in because I'm bored silly.

No battle with alcohol.
No drugs.
Zero sex orgies.
No childhood trauma.
No tragedies followed by a redemption arc.

He's just a very nice man with a nice family.

BORING 😄

I also was never a big fan of his.
He's our Canadian Jerry Lewis.
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I wouldn't blame the lack of cocaine and trauma for the boredom. Mr. Rogers had none of that either and still somehow made a cardigan compelling. :messenger_squinting_tongue: But he was a Florida Man, so maybe that's why... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Edit: Partially a Florida Man.
 
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Putonahappyface said:
I bet Mr. Rogers was a casual glue sniffer in his private life.

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Fred Rogers was my favorite TV personality when I was a snot-nosed little nigga throwing pennies at people walking past our 3-story building back in the day!! I'd be outside playing manhunt, where one kid hides and the entire neighborhood hunts you down and beats the brakes off yo ass when they find you. We used to crack open fire hydrants and blast passing police cars to the point they couldn't see where the hell they were going.

Then I'd bring my badass inside and sit down watching Mr. Rogers like, "Damn… why ain't my life peaceful like his?"
 
Idleyes said:
Fred Rogers was my favorite TV personality when I was a snot-nosed little nigga throwing pennies at people walking past our 3-story building back in the day!! I'd be outside playing manhunt, where one kid hides and the entire neighborhood hunts you down and beats the brakes off yo ass when they find you. We used to crack open fire hydrants and blast passing police cars to the point they couldn't see where the hell they were going.

Then I'd bring my badass inside and sit down watching Mr. Rogers like, "Damn… why ain't my life peaceful like his?"
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I was practically reclusive as a child and a bit of a pyromaniac, that gave off Jeffrey Dahmer vibes, I love animals though, so I'm reasonably safe.

I remember dropping water bombs off of the top of a multistory car park with a friend and managed to land them on top of police cars.

The officers that arrested us tried to press on to me of how dangerous it was and I asked them what they did when it rained.
 
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The 4th of July was straight-up war in the South Bronx. I can't forget that shit. Entire blocks lined up across the street from each other firing Roman candles like rival armies. People tossing 1000-round firecrackers like grenades, M-80s, Cherry Bombs... everybody knew to board up their windows like a damn hurricane was coming.

No cars on the block either. By sunrise on the 4th everybody with common sense had moved their shit to another ZIP code.

Rockets flying everywhere, people ducking and diving like dodgeball. Whole neighborhood looked like Fallujah with reggae and salsa music playing in the background.

And I STILL remember this one Iranian nigga hanging with the Italians for some reason. No idea how that alliance formed, but that man had a fucking rocket launcher or something. That shit screamed down the street sounding like a god damn nuke. Left a trail of fire behind it, bounced off buildings for like 2 city blocks, then ricocheted into the sky and exploded so crazy every nigga on the block said "…aight, pack this shit up, the Wee Woo's are coming."

Police didn't give a flying fuck about us nd our usual shit. They cleared the whole damn block looking for Al-Qaeda.
 
Idleyes said:
Fred Rogers was my favorite TV personality when I was a snot-nosed little nigga throwing pennies at people walking past our 3-story building back in the day!! I'd be outside playing manhunt, where one kid hides and the entire neighborhood hunts you down and beats the brakes off yo ass when they find you. We used to crack open fire hydrants and blast passing police cars to the point they couldn't see where the hell they were going.

Then I'd bring my badass inside and sit down watching Mr. Rogers like, "Damn… why ain't my life peaceful like his?"
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Ideleyes childhood AI reconstruction.

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My son played a soccer tourney this weekend and they lost their first game, and it was a bad loss, but they didn't play well enough to win. But what I found out after the game was that the coach of the opposing team told all the losing players to "Go home and cry about it" as they were shaking hands. I wonder how much of a loser adult you have to be to tell kids to go cry. It was so weird I didn't believe my son when he told me it happened at the the next game the other parents confirmed it. Our coaches are reporting him to the governing body but I doubt anything changes.
 
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My son played a soccer tourney this weekend and they lost their first game, and it was a bad loss, but they didn't play well enough to win. But what I found out after the game was that the coach of the opposing team told all the losing players to "Go home and cry about it" as they were shaking hands. I wonder how much of a loser adult you have to be to tell kids to go cry. It was so weird I didn't believe my son when he told me it happened at the the next game the other parents confirmed it. Our coaches are reporting him to the governing body but I doubt anything changes.
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Man look, I'd have told him the same thing my uncles used to tell me right before they laid the law down on my ass: "I'mma give you something to cry about." And if he still wasn't giving me a reason that justified the ass whooping, I'd have kept throwing out comments until one finally did the trick. All I need you to do is pump fake at least once my boi. :messenger_beaming:
 
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I wouldn't fight at a kids ball game, that is a cliche I don't want to be a part of. But had I heard it I would have probably said something. I would like to think I would have been calm and just talked to him about sportsmanship, but that is not really the style of our parents. Many of us yell in very annoying fashions if you are a Ref.
 
Why not? Are you worried one of our cowboys will drop a triggered emoji on it?

Edit: Taking 1 hour lunch. Hungry yo.
 
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Joking aside, I do like the shirt. So what's everyone up to? I'm at work trying to kick every can down the road until tomorrow because all the captains abandoned ship today, and I need all three of them to sign documents.
 
Idleyes said:
Joking aside, I do like the shirt. So what's everyone up to? I'm at work trying to kick every can down the road until tomorrow because all the captains abandoned ship today, and I need all three of them to sign documents.
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I really want to reply, dear. It's just that I don't understand 70% of what you're saying.

I really hope you kick out the shit of these ashole cans. You go!
 
Putonahappyface said:
I was practically reclusive as a child and a bit of a pyromaniac, that gave off Jeffrey Dahmer vibes, I love animals though, so I'm reasonably safe.

I remember dropping water bombs off of the top of a multistory car park with a friend and managed to land them on top of police cars.

The officers that arrested us tried to press on to me of how dangerous it was and I asked them what they did when it rained.
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That explains a lot 👀
 
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