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[kanjobazooie]

 

[Peggies]

I hacked into your account looking for feet pics.

(I mean, the least you could do is look for boobs pics like a normal person)

 

[Rentahamster]

Hamsters can have up to 8 teats! Who wants pics???

 

[notseqi]

So, I was thinking, is anyone of you guys afraid of dying alone?

I think I'm a little afraid of that. Must be uncool. On the other hand, spending your life with someone else is also suboptimal.

It would be great if you could find someone for the 2 or 3 last years before you die.

I'd hate to leave/abandon somebody or a pet, not really afraid to die alone.
Best to just Minecraft myself at an opportune moment, slam into a bridge at top speed or something similar fun and blame it on somebody completely unrelated in a goodbye-note.

 

[John Marston]

Tennis at Roland Garros has started oui oui!

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Bollywood Techno

We may have discovered a new element on the periodic table.

ForAcademicPurposes how did you do that?

Like this:

 

[kanjobazooie]

John Marston

 

[AJUMP23]

Holiday weekend over.

Lake day, and Friends house, smoked a brisket.

 

[John Marston]

John Marston

Yeah she destroyed it wasn't even funny

 

[Peggies]

Like this:

You're funny

 

[AJUMP23]

Yeah she destroyed it wasn't even funny

Shouldn't the world number 1 destroy the lowest seed in a tournament?

 

[John Marston]

Shouldn't the world number 1 destroy the lowest seed in a tournament?

Not always, everyone can have an off day.

 

[nush]

Shouldn't the world number 1 destroy the lowest seed in a tournament?

Or number one was complacent because of those stats.

 

[AJUMP23]

Not always, everyone can have an off day.

Well yes, but that is the exception. There is always a major story when a top seed leaves a tourney early.

 

[Peggies]

Shouldn't the world number 1 destroy the lowest seed in a tournament?

Sometimes you sound very much "Hail Hydra" to me lol.

 

[AJUMP23]

Sometimes you sound very much "Hail Hydra" to me lol.

I sound like the Marvel version of a fascist Nazi? Harsh.

 

[HRK69]

Not always, everyone can have an off day.

It happens a lot in football too. It's pretty common to see a top-division team lose to a club from a much lower league

Basically the equivalent of an NBA team losing to a minor league team

In cup tournaments, teams from all divisions compete together, so top-tier clubs regularly face teams from leagues far below them

 

[Peggies]

I sound like the Marvel version of a fascist Nazi? Harsh.

Yes.

But it's not harsh. I would never be harsh.
Have you ever read Nietzsche?

 

[kanjobazooie]

Also John Marston I see that avatar change. Slayyyyy.

 

[John Marston]

It's a small change but I was due

Not gonna go nuts and change every 2 days like Tomorrow

 

[notseqi]

It happens a lot in football too. It's pretty common to see a top-division team lose to a club from a much lower league

Basically the equivalent of an NBA team losing to a minor league team

In cup tournaments, teams from all divisions compete together, so top-tier clubs regularly face teams from leagues far below them

i remember a match where the second best team in the league got dunked on by a division 4 or 5 team, mainly for the commentary on the divide of player quality. one newspaper wrote that the whole lower division team could have been paid for by Borussia Dortmunds' stamp budget (Portokasse, basically petty cash).
Really fun to see teams like that fail.

 

[John Marston]

It happens a lot in football too. It's pretty common to see a top-division team lose to a club from a much lower league

Speaking of which, the new documentary on Vinnie Jones dropped today on Netflix.

Pretty good so far

 

[HRK69]

i remember a match where the second best team in the league got dunked on by a division 4 or 5 team, mainly for the commentary on the divide of player quality. one newspaper wrote that the whole lower division team could have been paid for by Borussia Dortmunds' stamp budget (Portokasse, basically petty cash).

Yeah man, some of these budgets are completely bonkers.

At some point you have to wonder how a defender is worth £190k a week when he's getting bullied by a guy who probably had to ask for time off work to play the match lol

Really fun to see teams like that fail.

Yeah, I think it's fun too. I'm basically a neutral football enjoyer, but those matches always have this weird pressure hanging over the bigger teams

It's basically 11 multimillionaires in their early 20s against 11 guys who have regular jobs during the week and play football on the side

TACTICS

 

[Putonahappyface]

I'm dangerously close to getting both portable air conditioners down from the loft.

 

[AJUMP23]

Yes.

But it's not harsh. I would never be harsh.
Have you ever read Nietzsche?

Yes. But have you ever read Luther?

 

[Putonahappyface]

Speaking of which, the new documentary on Vinnie Jones dropped today on Netflix.

Pretty good so far

 

[HRK69]

Speaking of which, the new documentary on Vinnie Jones dropped today on Netflix.

Pretty good so far

Oh damn. I just switched from HBO to Netflix too

Unfortunately players like Vinnie Jones are very rare in modern football. When a player like Vinnie Jones was on the pitch, it felt like anything could happen. Crunching tackles, arguments, mind games, all of it.

Loved his role in Snatch btw

 

[Artoris]

Is that metaphorical talk about penis envy

 

[Peggies]

Yes. But have you ever read Luther?

Luther or Luther King?

 

[AJUMP23]

Luther or Luther King?

We are talking Germans I thought. Like Bonhoeffer

This is how Peggies sees me.

 

[Peggies]

We are talking Germans I thought. Like Bonhoeffer

This is how Peggies sees me.

Who said we're talking Germans?

I was mainly pointing out that your wording had a martial touch.

Might be an American thing though.

 

[AJUMP23]

Who said we're talking Germans?

I was mainly pointing out that your wording had a martial touch.

Might be an American thing though.

You bring up a German, I bring up a German, now we are talking Germans. Just in English.

 

[Peggies]

I did not bring up Germans. I asked if you read Nietzsche not if you want to talk about Germans. Why would I wanna do that?

This whole retarded conversation started because I was making a joke about you. It was a pretty good joke btw.

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Idleyes]

I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut.

 

[kanjobazooie]

See you in OT3.

 

[Idleyes]

 

[Peggies]

All good, boys. I'm at the gym now, going on a date later. Feeling muuuch better.

I'll be a good girl.

 

[AJUMP23]

I did not bring up Germans. I asked if you read Nietzsche not if you want to talk about Germans. Why would I wanna do that?

This whole retarded conversation started because I was making a joke about you. It was a pretty good joke btw.

It was such a good joke I had to kill it.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Thank you

 

[Peggies]

It was such a good joke I had to kill it.

You didn't kill it.

 

[AJUMP23]

You didn't kill it.

Show me how you do a kick flip

 

[Rentahamster]

Luther or Luther King?

Lex

 

[Peggies]

Show me how you do a kick flip

You're funny in your own special way. I can appreciate that.

So how about you gaft me Gold and we call it even?

 

[kanjobazooie]

If you two were cringe personified like me and Slain you would sort out your differences with a rap battle.

 

[AJUMP23]

You're funny in your own special way. I can appreciate that.

So how about you gaft me Gold and we call it even?

I would never Gaft gold to a girl. I don't even Gaft myself. nush is the one that will help the ladies.

 

[nush]

I would never Gaft gold to a girl. I don't even Gaft myself. nush is the one that will help the ladies.

I pimp not simp my dude.

 

[Peggies]

I pimp not simp my dude.

 

[Peggies]

I would never Gaft gold to a girl. I don't even Gaft myself. nush is the one that will help the ladies.

Can't gaft yourself, silly. That would just be buying.

 

[Idleyes]

Sadly, I prematurely busted my entire supply of golden nuts, else I'd put in an assist.