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[D. Dark]

God of War series - Satyr.

 

[LewieP]

These little fuckers

 

[Alethebeer]

I'm playing Code Name S.T.E.A.M at the moment. I think that the little bird-like alien is the most annoying enemy i ever encountered in my life.

 

[RockTurtle]

"oh hey, i heard someone wanted a brand new cleaved asshole.

you better hope i don't get you at just....the...right...angle and stunlock you to death :3"

 

[LowSignal]

Birds in ninja garden for Nes

 

[SugarDave]

Fuck these motherfuckers! (Half-Life 2)

 

[Theecliff]

Fuck these motherfuckers! (Half-Life 2)

yup. health full? here, let's bring you down to 1hp in one bite

 

[luckyboyceo]

these fuckers from Blighttown

Yeah, these guys are the freaking worst. You take one dart and you're done if you don't act fast enough/have the items.

 

[Woffls]

This bs right here. They don't cause me much trouble, but they're just generally really shitty and in an area of the game that's ultra lame. Luckily the following boss is jokes easy.

 

[Breakfast at Noon]

doing the challenege of the gods (or titan?) On god of war and you have to get to the top of that elevator (pillar) and you have those bastard fucking satyr cunts spamming you with there lung throw.. i lost a pad that day.

 

[bishopcruz]

Having just played Wolfenstien: New Order on I AM DEATH INCARNATE!

fuck these guys.

 

[Bitanator]

As somebody playing through Skies of Arcadia, fuck Gravers, fuck them up the ass straight to hell and their instant death Eternum spell.

 

[Zen_Arcade]

These little fuckers

Yeah, fuck these things. No matter how many times I run into them I can't track their attack pattern.

 

[BibiMaghoo]

Fuck this guy so much.

And this guy.

 

[kubinsky]

That fucking flying ghost fish in ninja gaiden black-.-

 

[ryseing]

Hobgoblins in Destiny. Hell, the Vex in general.

Fuck the Vex. Easily the worst enemy race.

 

[twothunder]

I pictured a Ninja Gaiden (nes) bird swopping in.

Never forget Ninja Gaiden bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haZiLLZmz48

 

[Lightning Count]

Hunters in RE3, they get behind you, you're finished, take your head in off with one swipe on hard mode.

 

[Jackano]

I remember him being particularly annoying in Yoshi's Island when you're trying to beat the last level with 30 stars.

Hmmm... There was this easy tip in YI, to get 30 stars in a level, use a stars power-up just before the goal.

 

[Yurikerr]

doing the challenege of the gods (or titan?) On god of war and you have to get to the top of that elevator (pillar) and you have those bastard fucking satyr cunts spamming you with there lung throw.. i lost a pad that day.

Yes, FUCK this guys. I lost count of the amount of times I was even seeing the last platform and got hit by one of the lightning fast attacks of this duo. And they are immune to the ground slamming attack... Bullshit

 

[Bl@de]

Winter Lantern in Bloodborne

Whenever I hear the singing ... I go "NOPE" and turn around. Fuck those guys. Fuck em.

 

[Rad-]

Malboro in Final Fantasy games:

You just got hit with everything. HIV, Ebola, cancer. You name it.

 

[Jay Shadow]

Generally anything that's short and jumps in your face in games. But specifically, let's start with one of the originals. Fiends can fuck off.

 

[Melchiah]

Bloodborne chalice dungeons:

Naked watcher with a club.

Extremely agile and deadly. Can take nearly all of your health with its buttstomp.


And the Chime Maidens spawning red spiders, that follow you everywhere.

Having two of them in a room is a nightmare.

 

[Newtype-001]

Spoiler

 

[Mudd]

Just beat the first 50 levels of Geometry Wars 3..

F these things...

Man, I can feel your pain.

 

[AwakenedCloud]

I remember him being particularly annoying in Yoshi's Island when you're trying to beat the last level with 30 stars.

You mean you don't like his constant Kame-bacK?

I'm playing through super mario world, and I forgot how much I hated this bastard. Always in the way, shooting PlayStation symbols at your face, motherfucker just straight up stalks you. Even when you kill him, he comes back like 30s later to continue to fuck your shit up. Can't stand him.

Am I the only one who thought he was a she this entire time??

 

[TheAdmiester]

These little fuckers.

They protect Promethean Knights, throw grenades back at you, and run away just in time to dodge your last few shots when they're injured. Not only that, but if you kill a Knight and one of these is still around, he'll generate a new one.

 

[Sub Zero]

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[Conor_Fool]

Yeah OP, fuck Magikoopa. Definitely the hardest enemy in SMW. There is one castle in particular that always gives me a lot of trouble that has like 3 or 4 of those bastard in a row, the first couple before you even get a shroom.

 

[poodpick]

These assholes on fury mode. You have 1 hp and they explode if you kill them by directly striking them.

 

[Caffeine]

these fuckers from Blighttown

yup fuck these guys

 

[hydruxo]

Spoiler

I hate these damn things

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

Core hounds in Molten Core from WoW. Has to be the most annoying trash ever. They travel in packs and in tight areas and if a new group is pulled before all the old ones are completely dead then they all respawn, killing 40 people in a few seconds

 

[Fbh]

Lots of good ones already.
I also hate the shaman in Shadow Warrior.

They are bullet sponges that can summon lesser enemies. And once they take some damage they will become invulnerable and force you to kill specially marked enemies to destroy their barrier.

They are annoying, not fun to kill and appear frequently

 

[ZeroMaverick]

Spoiler

YESSSSSSSSS

 

[fluffydelusions]

Core hounds in Molten Core from WoW. Has to be the most annoying trash ever. They travel in packs and in tight areas and if a new group is pulled before all the old ones are completely dead then they all respawn, killing 40 people in a few seconds

truth

 

[LowlySmokeGuy]

"oh hey, i heard someone wanted a brand new cleaved asshole.

you better hope i don't get you at just....the...right...angle and stunlock you to death :3"

The only enemy I equipped a shield for besides the the spellcasters in Oolacile. I found them impossible to deal with by relying on dodges. They have perfect tracking and when they inevitably catch you, the bullshit stunlock comes. Thankfully a good physical shield makes them a joke.

 

[sphinx]

RE4 enemy

I think that the novistadores (invisble bugs) in the sewers are far more annoying than anything else in the game

 

[7DollarHagane]

They are annoying in all the games but the halo 1 version in particular because you can't pick up their gun and they explode upon death.

You are trained the whole game to take out the elite first and clean up the grunts later. Then comes these asshopes with a rapid fire rocket launcher.

 

[Tactics18]

 

[Mr. Nice_Guy]

These damn things in Prototype

Absolutely relentless, can kill you in a few hits, uninterruptible attack animations and made the penultimate boss fight in that game one of the most frustrating gaming experiences I have ever had.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Hey, what was that ungodly noise followed the clanking of chains? Damn, that was scary

Oh shit, I just found some files telling me what that might be, I bet I run into that later

NEVERMIND THERE IT IS RIGHT NOW

SHIT

Thank God that was just a cutscene.

WHAT THE FUCK

KILL IT KILL IT

OH WAIT YOU CAN'T

Spoiler

Lisa Trevor, REmake

 

[Vortex566]

Winter Lantern in Bloodborne

Whenever I hear the singing ... I go "NOPE" and turn around. Fuck those guys. Fuck em.

I stopped playing because of these.

 

[Sword Of Doom]

Winter Lantern in Bloodborne

Whenever I hear the singing ... I go "NOPE" and turn around. Fuck those guys. Fuck em.

The messed up thing is the singing is cute in a really twisted way.

 

[SheHateMe]

Fuck this guy so much.

And this guy.

No, you do not fuck this guy.

This guy only fucks you.

 

[Kerotan Frog]

Winter Lantern in Bloodborne

Whenever I hear the singing ... I go "NOPE" and turn around. Fuck those guys. Fuck em.

Oh fuck them.. It made getting the blood rock a serious pain in the ass. Had me popping serum like a mofo.

 

[TheSecondSpitter]

I just want to give a special shout-out to Radec, the Helghastian Superman.

 

[LowlySmokeGuy]

I stopped playing because of these.

Every encounter with them is completely optional. You can beat the game without ever looking at one again.

 

[RoySFNR]

Fuck this rainbow throwing, obnoxious sounding dude from Star Fox 64

https://youtu.be/B2EGPKP1cG8?t=2m37s