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[kamakazi5]

I know you're joking but the idea of a bird choosing to kill itself by flying into a car is pretty funny.

 

[Face it Tiger..]

I wish stunna man was runover instead. 😒

 

[Fury451]

I had a friend hit an owl on the interstate, fucking destroyed his windshield and I ended up having to pick him up at 3 AM.

Fun times.

This would be the worst bird to hit honestly. They're pretty beefy and solid.

 

[16BitNova]

I always imagined birds like to play a game of chicken with cars. Cause I swear sometimes you can see them just chillin and they see you coming and it's like " ready set go,go,go" seeing which bird can cut it the closest. Luckily I've never hit one. Possums though, RIP.

 

[YoungHav]

I have never come close to hitting a bird w/my windshield. Where these suicidal birds at?

 

[User 479360]

Sorry to hear about your luck, especially with the blood flying into your face the first time. Hopefully you can get over it, and find peace in the fact that they likely didn't suffer. That, and the fact that it would've been hard to have avoided either.

I've never hit a bird, but I've come close a couple of times. Not on purpose, though. I did hit a raccoon years ago, because it ran out of the darkness and into my tire. I felt really bad. I don't know if I could control myself if I hit a dog, let alone a cat.

I don't trust birds. They like to bite me if they're pets (and what did I do? Nothing!). Also, when I took a family member to an appointment 30 minutes away 2 years ago, a seagull conveniently shat on my shoulder just as I exited the vehicle. Fucking thing.

I had been so lucky for my entire life up to that point.

 

[Darren870]

Don't be on a plane over the pacific today OP

#4/8/15,16:23:42

Says August 4th. OP should be okay!

Till August....