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[jb1234]

So, the first actual trailer was shown on Ellen:
https://www.facebook.com/ellentv/videos/10154095136442240/

It starts @ 2:30.

Awful, awful, awful, awful. Of course I'll watch it.

 

[Penguin]

It looks fun

Though a bit hammy how they get to the Fuller House

 

[jmdajr]

Everyone aged really well.

 

[DrForester]

Everyone aged really well.

Sweeten looks like she's made of plastic now.

 

[jmdajr]

Sweeten looks like she's made of plastic now.

Certain parts yes.

plus

Sweetin is a recovering drug addict. She started drinking alcohol when she was 14, shortly after Full House wrapped. Over parts of the next 15 years, she used ecstasy, methamphetamine, crack, and other drugs.[2] Years later, she turned to drugs because she was "bored".[19] In 2009, Sweetin wrote a memoir called unSweetined, which chronicles her downward spiral of alcohol and drug abuse that began with the ending of Full House.[20] In one passage of the book, Sweetin discusses breaking into tears while addressing a crowd at Wisconsin's Marquette University while coming down from a two-day bender on methamphetamine, cocaine, and ecstasy. She spoke about growing up on television and about how much her life had improved since getting sober.[21]

 

[inm8num2]

Hah that trailer was full of nostalgic cheese - I love it!

 

[AlphaSnake]

Kimmy was like a Minion. Good in small doses.

And how much surgery as Jodie Sweeten had?

Just chest, which she later had undone as someone mentioned in this thread.

 

[Ollie Pooch]

So I just looked up the Olsen twins after seeing what some of the other actors are looking like these days... I kind of regret that decision now :/

The Olsens to me always have this weird pained look in their eyes. Is it just their image that they never seem to smile / look like they've been taken hostage?

 

[ThLunarian]

Legit LOL'd at the "Do you have reservations?" line. That's an Arrested Development tier joke

 

[Bgamer90]

So, the first actual trailer was shown on Ellen:
https://www.facebook.com/ellentv/videos/10154095136442240/

It starts @ 2:30.

I cringed but I'm still going to watch it.

 

[Mikey Jr.]

So, the first actual trailer was shown on Ellen:
https://www.facebook.com/ellentv/videos/10154095136442240/

It starts @ 2:30.

Feels like its focusing more on the 3 girls than anyone else.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Feels like its focusing more on the 3 girls than anyone else.

supposedly Danny, Jesse and Joey are only in a couple of episodes.

 

[koryuken]

Kimmy was like a Minion. Good in small doses.

And how much surgery as Jodie Sweeten had?

She also got divorced three times and she is only 34~!!!! Goddamn...

 

[kingocfs]

Looks like a sitcom.

 

[Jay Shadow]

Feels like its focusing more on the 3 girls than anyone else.

Cause they and their kids are the main cast and everyone else is guest stars.

 

[PAULINK]

john stamos still got it

 

[RC]

That trailer looked terrible, but so was the orginal show.

I'll probably still watch this.

 

[biggersmaller]

I get the feeling this will be bad. Like real bad. Like this will be the thing that kills the whole 90s nostalgia wave.

Good! I hope everyone finally realizes the TGIF lineup was utter garbage. Even as a kid I knew NBC/FOX had way better sitcoms.

 

[Penguin]

Seems first reviews are out and... they kind of say what you would expect

If you're okay with more Full House, if not... this does nothing new or fresh or exciting

http://variety.com/2016/tv/reviews/fuller-house-review-1201701269/
http://mashable.com/2016/02/16/fuller-house-review/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-main-link#jefT6GE_hEqE
http://tvline.com/2016/02/16/fuller-house-review-netflix-series-premiere/

 

[Quonny]

Seems first reviews are out and... they kind of say what you would expect

If you're okay with more Full House, if not... this does nothing new or fresh or exciting

http://variety.com/2016/tv/reviews/fuller-house-review-1201701269/
http://mashable.com/2016/02/16/fuller-house-review/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-main-link#jefT6GE_hEqE
http://tvline.com/2016/02/16/fuller-house-review-netflix-series-premiere/

That Mashable review just reminded me about how great Bojack was.

 

[cDNA]

That Mashable review just reminded me about how great Bojack was.

They should make a crossover episode.

 

[inm8num2]

New short sneak peek

 

[Penguin]

New short sneak peek

They worked... Fuller House into an actual scene

 

[brawly]

Lori Loughlin tho...my god. She's like a wine that woman.

 

[Blader]

This line from the THR review cracked me up:

You're reading a review to see if Fuller House recaptures the magic of the original? It absolutely does, if you remember that Voldemort practiced magic, too.

 

[inm8num2]

‘Fuller House’ Review: Netflix’s Nostalgia Experiment Has No Mercy

What would have worked for a Full House revival, potentially, would have been a movie or a two-part special. But Netflix’s gamble that kids of the late 80s and early 90s would be propelled through this misplaced series with the same fervor as a GIF-laden BuzzFeed list is a bust. I don’t even feel specifically betrayed by this new incarnation, even though I grew up liking Full House; it’s just more of a general disappointment that turns into a question of why anyone made this, and why I wasted my time watching it. Quality means more than quantity, and ultimately, Fuller House serves as a reminder that some things are better left to the past.

Rating: ★ Poor — Watch the first episode if you’re curious, and then cut it out.

Ouch.

 

[kunonabi]

This line from the THR review cracked me up:

Yeah, a review with more unnecessary shitting on something because it has women focusing on being mothers.

 

[Septimus Prime]

Girl Meets World started off awful, too. Maybe this will hit its stride after a while.

 

[Sectorseven]

They worked... Fuller House into an actual scene

We really are the fuller house.

 

[Walpurgis]

Bomba.

 

[inm8num2]

Netflix’s Fuller House is like a porn parody without the porn (AV Club)

 

[Dr_LucienSanchez]

Netflix’s Fuller House is like a porn parody without the porn (AV Club)

Hah, was just about to post this review also.

 

[Aiii]

Netflix’s Fuller House is like a porn parody without the porn (AV Club)

Eh. At least I don't have to feel bad while I masturbate to this.

 

[dead souls]

Netflix’s Fuller House is like a porn parody without the porn (AV Club)

I about died laughing when that headline popped up in my RSS reader last night. So good.

 

[tycoonheart]

Netflix’s Fuller House is like a porn parody without the porn (AV Club)

Exactly what I wanted.

 

[Penguin]

Netflix’s Fuller House is like a porn parody without the porn (AV Club)

It's very rarely that an article's headline really grabs my attention, but damn if didn't have to read that review

 

[MisterR]

Yeah, a review with more unnecessary shitting on something because it has women focusing on being mothers.

Maybe they are shitting on it because it isn't any good?

 

[Grizzlyjin]

People will still eat it up with a spoon, and then ask for more sugar on top afterwards. I'm actually surprised we haven't seen more Netflix Original sitcoms since they're so cheap to produce. Aging stars who are just happy to get a steady gig, nostalgia + social media takes care of the promotion. People will tune in just out of curiosity. I have to imagine critics weren't overly fond of the original series.

 

[RumblingRosco]

Whatever - this is going to be so good and they'll make 10 more seasons and I'll be happy forever and at night I'll dream of how cute Comet was and how he was the best TV pet and also Cindy's son Rusty was such a huge douche in the original series and finally that Gia was the coolest friend of any of the kids (excluding Gibbler, of course).

So there.

 

[ThLunarian]

Whatever - this is going to be so good and they'll make 10 more seasons and I'll be happy forever and at night I'll dream of how cute Comet was and how he was the best TV pet and also Cindy's son Rusty was such a huge douche in the original series and finally that Gia was the coolest friend of any of the kids (excluding Gibbler, of course).

So there.

Well pin a rose on your nose

 

[Anoregon]

I just read on AVclub that Stephanie is now a DJ called "DJ Tanner" and that is simultaneously the stupidest and best thing I have ever heard.

 

[inm8num2]

There’s an actual Full House porn parody now, God help us all (AV Club)

Uh, it's called 'Full Holes'...

 

[smokeymicpot]

There’s an actual Full House porn parody now, God help us all (AV Club)

Uh, it's called 'Full Holes'...

Shocked this wasn't a thing already.

 

[Dai101]

BRB.

 

[KillGore]

So basically it's as stupid and terrible as the first series. I honestly don't see anything wrong with that. Day 0

 

[Avixph]

So who's making the OT?

 

[Farsi]

People will still eat it up with a spoon, and then ask for more sugar on top afterwards. I'm actually surprised we haven't seen more Netflix Original sitcoms since they're so cheap to produce. Aging stars who are just happy to get a steady gig, nostalgia + social media takes care of the promotion. People will tune in just out of curiosity. I have to imagine critics weren't overly fond of the original series.

A remake of friends would be lit.

 

[slit]

I know people are not surprised this reviewed poorly, right?

That isn't even the point for me.

 

[Zee-Row]

There’s an actual Full House porn parody now, God help us all (AV Club)

Uh, it's called 'Full Holes'...

They got lazy casting uncle jessie

 

[seat]

There’s an actual Full House porn parody now, God help us all (AV Club)

Uh, it's called 'Full Holes'...

Wow, hard to believe the jokes in this are so much funnier than the actual revival!