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[BadAss2961]

She is charged with attempted murder with a weapon.

Wow.

This is her too...

Nice.

EDIT: Those look like F cups...

 

[jb1234]

Poor guy. He's going to be terrified of breasts for the rest of his life.

 

[Cwarrior]

He added: "It is clear she wanted to kill me. She even admitted it to me on the telephone. I asked her why she wanted to smother me to death with her breasts and she told me: 'Treasure – I wanted your death to be as pleasurable as possible.'"

sounds like a james bond movie villain line

 

[Red]

Well that relationship's a bust.

 

[MutFox]

Oh he's 13 stone. Read that wrong. How was he not able to push her off?

He kinda did, seeing as he survived...

 

[I NEED SCISSORS]

Came in expecting some sort of gynecomastia related killing.

 

[DJMicLuv]

YES! YES!! YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

 

[Reiko]

Came in expecting some sort of gynecomastia related killing.

WAT?

 

[RumblingRosco]

I could believe this guy's case, but I was thinking it was by being bludgeoned, not by smothering.
OBVIOUSLY NSFW.
You know, like the woman that smashes soda cans with her boobs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfEw4iC6EVs

Oh, here's one where she SMASHES A WATERMELON WITH HER BOOB: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFa0K06D2-o

And yes, this is older than time, but it's relevant.

 

[Leflus]

What a way to get offed.

 

[I NEED SCISSORS]

WAT?

"G-A-F? Woman 'tried to kill boyfriend with DD breasts'"

I thought the guy had the DD tits. Thread title needs some work!

 

[Reiko]

I could believe this guy's case, but I was thinking it was by being bludgeoned, not by smothering.
OBVIOUSLY NSFW.
You know, like the woman that smashes soda cans with her boobs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfEw4iC6EVs

Oh, here's one where she SMASHES A WATERMELON WITH HER BOOB: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFa0K06D2-o

And yes, this is older than time, but it's relevant.

Now imagine the damage

Spoiler

Norma Stitz

(Don't Google weak GAF) could do with her breasts.

 

[BadAss2961]

I could believe this guy's case, but I was thinking it was by being bludgeoned, not by smothering.
OBVIOUSLY NSFW.
You know, like the woman that smashes soda cans with her boobs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfEw4iC6EVs

Oh, here's one where she SMASHES A WATERMELON WITH HER BOOB: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFa0K06D2-o

And yes, this is older than time, but it's relevant.

Now those are some deadly weapons.

 

[Reiko]

Now those are some deadly weapons.

There's actually a big bust model named Letha Weapons. But her bust is not as big as hers.

 

[Jitters]

Now those are some deadly weapons.

Seems like that would hurt like hell.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Damn is correct.

 

[i-Lo]

Hnng hmm I love boobs. To motorboat is the dream. For it to be used as weapon however, is troubling. Then again, they are weapons of mass distraction for almost any straight guy.

 

[Barkley's Justice]

Haha, yeah, Reiko's right. My aunt was Doris Wishman - she directed that film and a bunch of others. Here's a very young Jonathan Ross interviewing her:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uayCdDcUI8

This is awesome, thanks for sharing.

 

[Femmeworth]

Looks like we found Chet Rippo's future wife.

 

[RSLAEV]

Fun Fact: My aunt, Doris Wishman made a movie about the same premise called Deadly Weapons.

Deadly_weapons_poster_01.jpg

I have that movie-it's wonderfully horrible! Chesty Morgan couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag but gat-damn them tittays!


Also, because it is required:

 

[Demon Ice]

Off topic here but is "stone" an actual commonly used standard of weight? I have no idea how much 9 stone and 13 stone is.

 

[NoRéN]

I read the "DD" in the title as Daredevil

NERD!

 

[ComputerMKII]

Off topic here but is "stone" an actual commonly used standard of weight? I have no idea how much 9 stone and 13 stone is.

I don't understand anything that isn't grams and kilograms.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Off topic here but is "stone" an actual commonly used standard of weight? I have no idea how much 9 stone and 13 stone is.

British terminology. 1 stone - 14 pounds

 

[dejay]

Picked it. Germany has more imagination when it comes to homicide.

 

[Spat_triate]

Off topic here but is "stone" an actual commonly used standard of weight? I have no idea how much 9 stone and 13 stone is.

In the UK it is.

 

[LiK]

those are some deadly fun bags.

 

[shanshan310]

My "people who don't understand bra sizes" sense is tingling.

EDIT: Those look like F cups...

Yeah, that'd be more like it.

 

[Busty]

Fun Fact: My aunt, Doris Wishman made a movie about the same premise called Deadly Weapons.]

Your Aunt was Doris Wishman?

That's cool.

 

[SmokyDave]

Ctrl + F "Booby Trap".


I'll have that one then.

 

[shinobi602]

Ctrl + F "Booby Trap".


I'll have that one then.

Should've been first post.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

British terminology. 1 stone - 14 pounds

What's a pound?

 

[Zeppu]

What's a pound?

$1.61

 

[Mesoian]

Great weapons of mass distraction

Hmm...

I would probably fall for that trap.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

$1.61

So not much, right?

 

[Zeppu]

So not much, right?

You could almost get 3 Whoppers with that this weekend.

 

[FalsettoVibe]

Now those are some deadly weapons.

Does she feel no pain!?!?!

 

[The Lamonster]

Great weapons of mass distraction

name?

 

[ComputerMKII]

name?

Just do a Reverse image search on Google

 

[Mesoian]

name?

Rachel Aldana apparently.

And yeah, that google search? NSFW.

 

[Verelios]

I'm not sure what to say. At least it was enjoyable?

 

[Deified Data]

She is charged with attempted murder with a weapon.

.

I'm not sure I believe this was intentional. What woman in her right mind would try to smother someone with their tits? If she actually wanted to kill him she's have used a pillow or something. Seriously, all it takes is one bite to get her to back off. This is foreplay gone wrong.

 

[ComputerMKII]

What woman in her right mind would try to smother someone with their tits?

If only I knew the answer...

 

[Vermillion]

Huh. Not much I can say.

 

[Deified Data]

When my SO smacks me with her tits, I then proceed to smack her with my dick. Relationships are all about give and take.

 

[ThoughtsOfSpeaking]

Fun Fact:

Did you just peddle your aunts soft porn movie?

You're certainly a progressive nephew.

 

[Dice]

Those look like F cups...

DD is another way of saying E, and it is relative to the band size. 38 ain't exactly skinny (and I suspect some vanity sizing with that here) so they'll look bigger from top angles like that.

 

[Szu]

 

[Blake'sGrave]

It's how I'd wanna go.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

"Treasure – I wanted your death to be as pleasurable as possible"

LOL!