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GAF, do you eat out?

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Coming in late to say going down on a girl is the only thing I live for. Literally the only thing. The only fucking thing in this world that matters to me is going down on a girl.

If you can't appreciate that, we are not friends.
 
I'm all for giving and receiving oral sex, it's amazing. However it's a bit shit of some people to be saying that a guy has a problem if he doesn't like doing it. I know a few women who hate giving blowjobs, is that "problematic" or just a preference? Surely it just boils down to whether or not it's a problem in that person's relationship. It's nobody's business beyond that.

None of that takes away from the OP's friend sounding like a pathetic manchild for trying to shame him about something perfectly normal.
 
being eaten out on your period is kinda gross tbh

like....chunks of uterus come out of there randomly

i'm down to bang but i definitely dont want a dudes face in my platypus if im bleeding
 
Yea of course, it's one of my favorite things. I've met quite a few girls who said they don't like receiving because of either being self conscious of taste and smell or bad experiences in the past. They ended up loving it after they gave it a chance. Also, with two girls I've been with, they had really long, intense orgasms from being eaten out. Like thirty seconds to a minute long orgasms. It's never happened with penetrative sex before.

ps. I eat da booty too. Putting stuff in your mouth is fun.
 
She'll probably taste like a mouthful of pennies.

That's probably exactly what it tastes like. That reminds me of the time my friend told me he fucked a girl on her period raw and she then told him "please don't judge me" before sucking on his bloody dick.
 
Yes, who doesn't. I pretty much do it anytime that I'm with my girlfriend, I mean there's really nothing else to do whilst we're together.
 
That's probably exactly what it tastes like. That reminds me of the time my friend told me he fucked a girl on her period raw and she then told him "please don't judge me" before sucking on his bloody dick.
Well I've been warned in the Jojo thread not to kink shame, so um...I hope he enjoyed it.
 
being eaten out on your period is kinda gross tbh

like....chunks of uterus come out of there randomly

i'm down to bang but i definitely dont want a dudes face in my platypus if im bleeding
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I don't get why you wouldn't go down on your woman. Even if you're a selfish prick, you know that the sex will feel better for you if you go down first right?

being eaten out on your period is kinda gross tbh

like....chunks of uterus come out of there randomly

i'm down to bang but i definitely dont want a dudes face in my platypus if im bleeding

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And I avoided clicking on this thread because I thought it was about eating at restaurants.

huehue

Edit: I do it and love it. And have no problem if she doesn't return the favor right after. There's other fun to be had.
 
I'm all for giving and receiving oral sex, it's amazing. However it's a bit shit of some people to be saying that a guy has a problem if he doesn't like doing it. I know a few women who hate giving blowjobs, is that "problematic" or just a preference? Surely it just boils down to whether or not it's a problem in that person's relationship. It's nobody's business beyond that.

None of that takes away from the OP's friend sounding like a pathetic manchild for trying to shame him about something perfectly normal.
People who "prefer" not to give oral don't deserve sex with anyone but each other. Man or woman.
 
Call me Muff Curry...Okay then

I never understand the hesitancy when it comes to eating a woman out, I also love doing it so I guess I'm weird.

Now if it smells like something died there, shit ain't goin down
 
being eaten out on your period is kinda gross tbh

like....chunks of uterus come out of there randomly

i'm down to bang but i definitely dont want a dudes face in my platypus if im bleeding
Don't be a prude. Eating the uterus means you're ready to eat the placenta. That's husband material, right there.
 
The Insane Clown Posse taught my young 13 year old brain allllll about eating that cotton candy.

Unlike Shaggy, he scared of the cotton pie.. I ate so much cotton candy I got Pink Eye!
 
I worked with a bunch of Jamaicans and they all said they didn't do it. Never researched it but, definitely felt like a cultural thing.

Also assume cultures that have female genital Mutilation aren't too down with it.

Dl not believe any Jamaican who says they don't go down. Chances are they do but some foolish sense of masculine pride prevents them from admitting to the act.

Our culture is one of sexual selfishness and eating out a woman is viewed as the lowest and dirtiest thing a man can do other than sleeping with another man. I dont agree with it but Jamaica is a very homophobic and misogynistic place.
 
being eaten out on your period is kinda gross tbh

like....chunks of uterus come out of there randomly

i'm down to bang but i definitely dont want a dudes face in my platypus if im bleeding

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On topic...

I remember a male friend that disliked to receive a BJ cause "No way I'm going to kiss her after that. Tasting my own dick?!!!!!!!!!"

I was like...

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I really thought this was going to be a restaurant thread for some reason.

I actually thought this was going to be a restaurant thread, and jokingly thought to myself that it could be about something else. I am justified in my self joke, I suppose.

Also, don't be a selfish lover, gaf.
 
This is me eating pussy
and ass

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I pity for the couples of all of y'all chumps who say you don't go down. It's the best shit you can ever do for a girl.
 
Absolutely.
I'm still shocked by the number of males that think it's OK, or even expected for the girl to give em head but say they'll never eat out. Like wtf son, you serious? lol
If you haven't learned how to eat out properly or you on that bullshit mindset, do your SO's a favor and learn that shit asap. Practice makes perfect, ya dig. Communicate & listen. Pay especial close attention to that body language.
 
I do it, but unlike the majority here, I don't like it. The smell is a huge turn off for me.
My partner is very hygenic - It's just the natural odor I can't deal with.
 
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