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[chrisPjelly]

I wonder how masturbation came to exist

"OOOG TOOOG WHAT THIS SNAKE!? AWAY SNAKE! AWA-nnnnnnnnnngh"

 

[Ray Wonder]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_masturbation

Read on, my friend.

Fuck yes, I found what my Friday night will consist of.

 

[PJV3]

I wonder how masturbation came to exist

Boredom in the Neolithic period, it was either wank or build another stone circle.

 

[hey_it's_that_dog]

The people who say "no" should basically be obligated to provide us with their entire psychological profile and life history, because that's the only way to get an interesting answer to this question.

 

[Aztechnology]

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Never. I have transcended such mundane pleasures of the flesh. Take my hand GAF. Become God.

Ew, no. Who knows where your hand has been.

 

[chuckddd]

Of course. It's the patriotic thing to do!

 

[Askherserenity]

Male masturbation was an even more important image in ancient Egypt: when performed by a god it could be considered a creative or magical act: the god Atum was believed to have created the universe by masturbating to ejaculation, and the ebb and flow of the Nile was attributed to the frequency of his ejaculations.

.

 

[strafer]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_masturbation

Read on, my friend.

Damn

 

[Einhander]

I wanted to post that picture, but I wasn't sure if it was bannable or not. Still would've been worth it.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Damn

so tiny

 

[Granadier]

Unrealistic representation of men. smh

 

[Numb]

I wonder how masturbation came to exist

cavewo/man accidently rubbed against a rock

 

[perfectchaos007]

The people who say "no" should basically be obligated to provide us with their entire psychological profile and life history, because that's the only way to get an interesting answer to this question.

I bet there's a reasonably high % of females that don't masturbate. The avg female's sex drive pales in comparison to the average male's.

source: WebMD

 

[paragonpro]

I've always wondered how it feels to not bust for like a month and then finally explode.
I don't think I have the willpower to find out.

Amazing...thats how it feels. Of course by the end of the month a slight breeze was enough to get me going.

 

[gdt]

Probably twice a week at this point. To get through the couple of days I'm not with my gf.

 

[Übermatik]

"OOOG TOOOG WHAT THIS SNAKE!? AWAY SNAKE! AWA-nnnnnnnnnngh"

Fuck sake

 

[Ray Wonder]

I'm gonna be so suited/educated to argue against people about the history of beating off. You watch.

 

[Izayoi]

Huh. I guess my sex drive isn't as strong as yours then.

That's fair enough. We are both hypersexual, so maybe it's going to bite us when we're older, but it's great for now at least!

Did you know clits get sore?

Who am, Albert Fuckstein? My knowledge has limits, like any mortal man! I legit wasn't aware that even clits got sore. I imagine it's similar to beating off too much? That kind of throbbing, deep soreness that just doesn't go away? I've never had a girl complain about her clit being too sore to play with, or to have sex.

 

[Mr.Monitor]

Yes. When listening to movie scores.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNA

 

[BodiesWithoutOrgans]

like once a day

 

[perfectchaos007]

so tiny

right? The average male gaffer shouldn't have to hunch over for auto fellatio like that guy probably does.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Fuck snake

fixed

 

[Granadier]

I bet there's a reasonably high % of females that don't masturbate. The avg female's sex drive pales in comparison to the average male's.

source: WebMD

 

[Fusebox]

Creepy poll thread...

 

[hey_it's_that_dog]

I bet there's a reasonably high % of females that don't masturbate. The avg female's sex drive pales in comparison to the average male's.

source: WebMD

Fair point. I was making the sexist assumption that mostly men are responding to this thread. (They are, because GAF.)

 

[entremet]

I bet there's a reasonably high % of females that don't masturbate. The avg female's sex drive pales in comparison to the average male's.

source: WebMD

Testosterone is a helluva drug!

 

[quesalupa]

I assume that most gaffers jerk off because women are afraid of their 4 ft. penises.

 

[OfficerRaichu15]

Creepy poll thread...

Yeah I regret it.

 

[Ray Wonder]

I assume that most gaffers jerk off because women are afraid of their 4 ft. penises.

lol 4ft

whimpy dick

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

This depends on a variety of factors. Sometimes more than others. If I'm having a dry spell (significant other isn't around) and I'm on my period... it's goin' down.

 

[K.Jack]

I don't anymore. It's been years.

No real reason, just stopped. Keeps my kung fu more consistently strong.

 

[Nokagi]

No I'm pure.

 

[illadelph]

nocturnal emissions only bruhh

 

[Ayumi]

So what? My wife masturbates frequently and we have sex pretty much every day.

I still choke the chicken on a regular basis as well.

Right? Sometimes masturbation is just faster/more convenient than having sex. Plus sex and masturbation feels really different, sometimes you just want relief and not actually sex.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Yeah I regret it.

dat post-coital dysphoria

 

[DiipuSurotu]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_masturbation

Read on, my friend.

Within the African Congo Basin, the Aka, Ngandu, Lesi, and Ituri ethnic groups all lack a word for masturbation in their languages and are confused by the concept of masturbation.

Bunch of liars

 

[The Beard]

That requires a lot off time to fill that plate.

For you.

 

[Ray Wonder]

It always amazed me the sheer contrast in my thoughts before and after jerking it/sex.

 

[Übermatik]

 

[Ayumi]

It always amazed me the sheer contrast in my thoughts before and after jerking it/sex.

That's why you should make big decisions only right after sex or masturbation.

 

[Draper]

Eh, not so much anymore. Depression kinda killed it for me.

 

[Izayoi]

Right? Sometimes masturbation is just faster/more convenient than having sex. Plus sex and masturbation feels really different, sometimes you just want relief and not actually sex.

Yup! Especially after a long day at work, sometimes a quick wank is what you need to blow off some steam... Sex is a commitment to something more intimate and lasting, in my mind.

 

[Timedog]

Feeling like a freak on a leash

 

[PeskyToaster]

I lightly rinse. You'll be fine.

Ew, no. Who knows where your hand has been.

I know where your hands have been. Everyone does. Fess up.

 

[Draper]

It always amazed me the sheer contrast in my thoughts before and after jerking it/sex.

Right? It gives me clarity. I wanna listen to music and consider other artful things immediately after.

 

[Ray Wonder]

That's why you should make big decisions only right after sex or masturbation.

From now on I'm gonna use you as an excuse to jerk it.

"Wanna go to the bar, Ray?"

"Some professional health and psychological doctor online told me to beat off before making decisions, let me hit u back in a minute"

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

Lately maybe 3-4 times a week. Warmer weather certainly can increase that though.

 

[User 479360]

I think I need to take a break or stop going for so long, because it hurts when I shower and has for over a week.

 

[Ray Wonder]

Right? It gives me clarity. I wanna listen to music and consider other artful things immediately after.

I was thinking more along the lines of

"How tf did I just beat off to Oprah"