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[old manatee]

Do you eat both halves? If so, what is the point in cutting the sandwich?

You get a lot of corners to bite off. but good corners, not like OP's sandwich. OP's sandwich looks like a fucking asshole.

 

[WaterAstro]

I like to cut my sandwiches where they already sliced the bread.

 

[MaulerX]

I read thread title and clicked, ready to say you're allowed to cut your sandwich however you please.

Then I saw the pic ad changed my mind instantly. WTF? LMAO!

 

[HStallion]

I prefer my sandwich uncut. Worse are those who cut burgers in half

 

[draetenth]

You either don't cut a sandwich or you cut it so the pieces are symmetrical (diagonally from corner to corner or vertically).


TBH, I don't think I've ever even seen someone cut theirs horizontally before.

 

[Walter White Walker]

And hotdogs.

which is a sandwich

 

[amanset]

You don't.

 

[Ryman]

You're all wrong, you cut sandwiches into quadrants! One vertical slice. One horizontal slice. Simple and easy.

 

[Ban Puncher]

And hotdogs.

 

[weekev]

I cut my sandwiches the same way Chuck Norris does, with my first.

 

[Ekai]

I never cut a sammich. If I do it's diagonal.

 

[Night Hunter]

I am pretty much convinced that this whole thread is bait and GAF fell for it.

 

[weekev]

I finally decided to see what this thread was about... I had no idea what I was in for.

OP managed to find the forward wiper of sandwich cutting styles.



Between this and the DivX talk in another thread, did I fall into a time warp?

This is the GOAT version though.

 

[Tom Penny]

I cut my sandwiches into 3rd's. In half is weird indeed.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I don't trust people who cut sandriches

 

[Regginator]

 

[otapnam]

Only on GAF I swear.
How'd you fuck this up op.how.

Haha that one got me good

I like the pseudo diagonal where it's off by half an inch

 

[How About No]

Diagonal you goddang monster

I don't care if I'm 7 pages of dogpiling, OP needs more of it

 

[Stallion Dan]

OP has it right, triangle cuts are for food on display, but really the corners are shitty and don't hold the food between the bread well. It gets even worse when you use a proper tall loaf and not a crappy square one.

 

[mrklaw]

Is this a Europe vs US thing? Or other regional difference? I've never seen anyone cut a sandwich vertically yet many of you have never seen anyone cut horizontally. Got to be country based?

 

[Stallion Dan]

Is this a Europe vs US thing? Or other regional difference? I've never seen anyone cut a sandwich vertically yet many of you have never seen anyone cut horizontally. Got to be country based?

I assume it's based on the common types of bread in whichever countries. Nobody cuts a tall loaf or bloomer diagonally, it just doesn't make sense to.

 

[eot]

Why cut it at all?

You have teeth.

 

[Kyoufu]

Why cut it at all?

You have teeth.

Easier to hold without shit falling out.

Is this a Europe vs US thing? Or other regional difference? I've never seen anyone cut a sandwich vertically yet many of you have never seen anyone cut horizontally. Got to be country based?

Buy a Tesco Finest sandwich and you'll see.

 

[Audioboxer]

There comes a point when you're browsing GAF and you see a headline, followed by the topic having multiple pages and you just think "Oh GAF....". Then you have to click it anyway to see if there is GIFs and a member becoming a new GAF meme.

I love you GAF. I'm going to have a sandwich later.

 

[Kelsdesu]

Hahahaha. Whyyyyyyyyy????!!

 

[Servbot24]

You shouldn't slice it at all.

 

[holygeesus]

That style of bread would look odd cut diagonally. OP is fine, although he could do with cutting into more even segments.

 

[Robin64]

Every single person I know irl cuts it horizontally, like the OP.

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

Well OP, I cut my lunch like that every day so no hard feelings.
Also WHO CARES its a sandwich just eat it

 

[MikeDown]

So I made a sandwich before a friend came over, and as usual, i sliced it across the middle. Anyway when my friend got here, I still hadn't eaten the sandwich, but he flipped out when he saw it. He said I cut it all wrong, but I told him I'd been slicing sandwiches like this all my life (from left to right). What say you, gaf? Is this wrong?

Listen here, that, I, I don't even, I can't even begin to describe how wrong that sandwich is cut. It is offensive to me on so many levels. This is how you properly cut and display a sandwich.

 

[Dega]

That's what i see

 

[Diddy Kong]

never cut a sandwich again op

 

[Dee Dah Dave]

Triangle cut. Tastes better!

 

[RoadHazard]

Why would you even do this.

This. It's not a huge sandwich, I'm sure you can manage to hold it without chopping it in two. Or maybe we're just that manly here in Sweden. I've never seen anyone do this, we just eat our damn sandwiches. Open faced. Two slices of bread just seems like too much bread.

But if you have to do it, you obviously do it diagonally. I've seen that on TV.

Easier to hold without shit falling out.

You hold it horizontally and that doesn't happen. Not hard.

 

[Guevara]

Nothing could prepare me for the picture in the original post. Wow.

 

[DavidDesu]

Every single person I know irl cuts it horizontally, like the OP.

Same. Those saying vertically... What the fuck? Why would you cut into two overly long and narrow pieces, WHY!? So called "plain" bread in Scotland has longer rectangular slices so making a sandwich with that it's just the only sensible place to cut it in two. With square bread like this I'm 50/50, sometimes horizontal, sometimes diagonal. Never vertical, that's insanity

 

[Ultima_5]

I didn't come in here expecting the sandwich to be cut wrong, but lo and behold. Kudos op

 

[hateradio]

Did you have to turn the whole thing around to get the lines to not even match up before taking the picture? ( )?