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[platakul]

So I made a sandwich before a friend came over, and as usual, i sliced it across the middle. Anyway when my friend got here, I still hadn't eaten the sandwich, but he flipped out when he saw it. He said I cut it all wrong, but I told him I'd been slicing sandwiches like this all my life (from left to right). What say you, gaf? Is this wrong?

 

[AlexMeloche]

What the fuck OP.
You either do a vertical cut in the middle, or a diagonal one from corner to corner.

 

[Orbis]

Cut it how you like. I personally prefer diagonal.

 

[Sch1sm]

Why would you even do this.

 

[entremet]

LMAO

A new challenger appears!

 

[DeployThatPizza]

You cut it diagonally or vertically.

 

[TangerineCloud]

What made you this way, OP

All sandwiches should be cut into triangles.

 

[Jme]

Top to Bottom would result in a symmetrical cut and is the most common method.
Corner to corner is also popular, especially for chidren as it results in triangles, but additionally it provides an easier path to avoid the crust.

However, the PROPER way to cut a sandwich is not at all.


Additionally, I will further critique of your sandwich. I score it a 1 out of 5.
Negatives:
1) Your horizontal cut is not only weird, but it is also sloppy and not centered. Its further down on the left than the right, and is just a mess.
2) Your ham is hanging out over the edges. Sloppy.
3) Bottom left corner has NOTHING on it, no condiment, meat, nor toppings. This leads me to believe your entire sandwich is unbalanced.
4) The slices of bread are askew. I mean it's not THAT hard to line them up.

Positives:
1) It's got some lettuce on it. Better than no vegetables.
2) Looks to be a wheat variant, not just white bread.

 

[Calvero]

it doesn't matter. do it however you want

 

[Eumi]

That's how I cut sandwiches.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

what the fuck is that

 

[Dynasty]

Real answer, you ain't supposed to cut the sandwich unless you plan on sharing.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

That's a stupid sandwich cut and you should legit feel bad about yourself for missing something so obvious.

 

[Knuckle Sandwich]

Make triangles

 

[Kayhan]

Let me get this straight, you made two sandwiches, put one on top of the other, and then cut it in half?

 

[Yaboosh]

Yep you fucked it up.

 

[rjinaz]

...that's not just a slice of bread with cheese on it...

 

[Htown]

what is it with GAF and sandwiches?

 

[Sanjuro]

Don't know where you are from OP. I've never seen someone cut a sandwich like that before.

 

[His Majesty]

dw OP your friend is wrong you are right

 

[Makai]

OP knows exactly what he's doing.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

This is going to turn into an 11 page thread with multiple bannings and an eventual lock. It's always the most innocuous subjects that set this place off.

But for real, you fucked that sandwich up. I wouldn't feed that to my dog with a horizontal cut.

 

[Ultryx]

Between Donald Trump and now knowing someone slices sandwiches this way, I don't know how I can go on any longer.

Don't do it OP! Diagonally or from top to bottom.

 

[LyleLanley]

If someone cut a sandwich like that for me I'd punch them right in the face. You cut a sandwich diagonally.

 

[WadiumArcadium]

It's the only way to do it.

 

[Ladekabel]

You made that sandwich an abomination!

You either cut it diagonally or nothing at all.

 

[Sanjuro]

OP knows exactly what he's doing.

He is going to get himself killed out there.

 

[Rubenov]

How could you fuck that up so badly?

 

[entremet]

what is it with GAF and sandwiches?

It's a video game forum.

Gotta eat after some long gaming sessions and sandwiches are one of the quickest and easiest things to make.

 

[LyleLanley]

He is going to get himself killed out there.

I'd rather be killed than have to eat a sandwich sliced horizontally.

 

[Sanjuro]

It's a video game forum.

Gotta eat after some long gaming sessions and sandwiches are one of the quickest and easiest things to make.

Pete Zaroll would disagree with you.

 

[Zakalwe]

Triangles.

Either two or four.

Every other way is lesser.

 

[Easton Dark]

You divided the sandwich into top-tier top half with the curvy bits, and the dog-food bottom half which is just a rectangle.

Cutting vertically or diagonally would make it symmetrical. I prefer diagonally.

 

[MilkLizard]

 

[Spenny]

Why cut it at all unless you are going to save the other half for later?

 

[partyphone]

your real mistake, op, was using regular ass bread to make a sandwich.

 

[Qurupeke]

RIP. You didn't deserve this, sandwich.

 

[Zakalwe]

People who know Triangles are GOAT.

 

[Trouble]

Your friend is right OP. There basically only one wrong way to cut a sandwich and you did it.

 

[Truant]

PLPF

Spoiler

People like pointy food

 

[Joyful]

I dont have a gif for this topic

 

[Cap'n Cook]

 

[pharmx]

Now I have to know....did you rotate the sandwich to cut it that way? Or do you slice everything horizontally??

 

[Keyser Soze]

I always cut my sandwich into two pieces as I'm never hungry enough to eat four

 

[Metalmarc]

Quarters
Diagonally
Horizontal
Vertical


It all tastes the same to me, i do like diadonal the best though.

 

[The Real Abed]

What in the world? I have never seen anyone cut it that way. Ever.

Also, the proper way is diagonal from corner to corner.

 

[v1lla21]

Op probably still lives with his parents. Sad lyfe

 

[Kyrios]

What say you, gaf? Is this wrong?

 

[Killer Queen]

Only on GAF I swear.
How'd you fuck this up op.how.

 

[Einchy]

Sandwiches are Gaf's greatest enemy.