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kamspy · Apr 9, 2011

The last thread kinda makes me want this game to have a grizzly demise of Earth's population.

Rahxephon91 · Apr 9, 2011

Yeah this is really disappointing. I wanted to see what Earth was like this entire time and it's already going to be under attack at the start of three. This series really has just lost me.

jintek · Apr 9, 2011

kamspy said:
The last thread kinda makes me want this game to have a grizzly demise of Earth's population.

You mean Earth's human population, what did Dandelion's, Grasshoppers or Wombats ever do?

protonion · Apr 9, 2011

-The Illusive Man once again plays a prominent roll, and he is out to kill Shepard for unknown reasons.

NOOOOO!!!!

I gave you the base you bastard!!!

No_Style · Apr 9, 2011

Nirolak said:
-Generally, avoid anything in the last few pages of this thread.

What is wrong with you people?!

Gary Whitta · Apr 9, 2011

This is my most anticipated game of 2011.

mxgt · Apr 9, 2011

Monocle said:
I thought Nirolak was joking about the naughty pictures but then I checked the other thread and found out he was not joking. People really do draw pictures of Krogan assholes. Why do people draw pictures of Krogan assholes?

Bioware fans are a crazy breed.

Guerrillas in the Mist · Apr 9, 2011

What if they "sex up" Joker, give him a bionic wheelchair, and make him a teammate? His sarcastic banter would get you through every possible scenario.

On a serious note, one thing I quite liked about DA2 was the ability to have a teammate give their opinion/assessment of a situation, or step into a conversation. Something like that would work wonderfully in a Mass Effect game.

LiK · Apr 9, 2011

Gary Whitta said:
This is my most anticipated game of 2011.

But there's no iOS version.

graywolf323 · Apr 9, 2011

as I said in the other thread the day the game goes live for pre-purchase on Steam I will buy it

Zeliard · Apr 9, 2011

There's porn of everything on the Internet. Rule 34 never lies.

"God's Beard!" · Apr 9, 2011

NOT THE BEES

Karl2177 · Apr 9, 2011

Nirolak said:
-The Illusive Man once again plays a prominent roll, and he is out to kill Shepard for unknown reasons.

Why must he have his eyes on me?

That shit slightly creeped me out, and made me wonder about him throughout ME2.

rvy · Apr 9, 2011

Ashley <3.

Gary Whitta · Apr 9, 2011

LiK said:
But there's no iOS version.

It's funny because I like Apple products.

LiK · Apr 9, 2011

Gary Whitta said:
It's funny because I like Apple products.

Spookie · Apr 9, 2011

No_Style said:
What is wrong with you people?!

Quite, fucking sure glad I read those last two pages.

Really happy to see them putting back some RPG elements after Dragon Age 2. Being able to fiddle with weapons and change them up always gives me a chubby.

Much like Wrex porn.

Zeliard · Apr 9, 2011

Gary you still using that PC the Tested.com guys helped you with?

a176 · Apr 9, 2011

Nirolak said:
-The Illusive Man once again plays a prominent roll, and he is out to kill Shepard for unknown reasons.

Also, from the BioWare forums we know that BioWare will try not to spoil the entire game in the marketing campaign this time.

:|

Thunder Monkey · Apr 9, 2011

Well I thought the philosophical discussion taking place about the fissure point of Krogan puckered buttholes was enlightening.

MalboroRed · Apr 9, 2011

jett said:
What happened in the other thread?

edit: I've seen horrors that cannot be unseen.

You should have an eyewash station in your house.

scarybore · Apr 9, 2011

Rahxephon91 said:
Yeah this is really disappointing. I wanted to see what Earth was like this entire time and it's already going to be under attack at the start of three. This series really has just lost me.

I'm the exact opposite. I never wanted to go to Earth, not with a whole galaxy to explore. As such, the less time spent there, the better.

I thought Nirolak was joking about the naughty pictures but then I checked the other thread and found out he was not joking. People really do draw pictures of Krogan assholes. Why do people draw pictures of Krogan assholes?

There is a fan made Fornax believe it or not, I read it for the articles.

Ickman3400 · Apr 9, 2011

Glad we're cutting that bioware forums shit out. I saw things in that old thread that should never be seen by another person.

"God's Beard!" · Apr 9, 2011

best part of ME2(male voice delivered the line way better, though)

X-Frame · Apr 9, 2011

Lmao. Nice OP Niro.

Gary Whitta · Apr 9, 2011

Zeliard said:
Gary you still using that PC the Tested.com guys helped you with?

Yes but I prefer to play Mass Effect on 360.

Dennis · Apr 9, 2011

Gary Whitta said:
Yes but I prefer to play Mass Effect on 360.

Is it the pad?

Discotheque · Apr 9, 2011

Zeliard said:
Clearly I missed out on that last thread.

Yes, me too. I regret not posting in that.

SpacePirate Ridley · Apr 9, 2011

Im the only one who doesnt see the massive boobs that people are talking about new ashley? They are pretty normal, but they sure have fallen with the miranda suit.
Ashley's boobs in mass effect 1 where pressed behind the space soldier suit but they could have been about the same size as new ashley.
Now, you can hate all you want her new "sexy" suit compared to the more soldier one in the original.

EmCeeGramr · Apr 9, 2011

Gary Whitta said:
Yes but I prefer to play Mass Effect on 360.

Shameful.

LabouredSubterfuge · Apr 9, 2011

Gary Whitta said:
Yes but I prefer to play Mass Effect on 360.

Ickman3400 · Apr 9, 2011

DennisK4 said:
Is it the pad?

That reminds me, they really need to cut this BS with no pad support on their PC games, especially when it's pretty clearly a console oriented game. I played ME2 on PC for the first time a month ago or so after 4-5 playthroughs on 360 and I never did get 100% used to those uncomfortable keyboard/mouse controls, even 30 hours in.

Dennis · Apr 9, 2011

EmCeeGramr said:
Shameful.

Gary is just trolling us because we made fun of him being an Apple fanboy.

low-G · Apr 9, 2011

I'm locked into the 360 path. Gotta play my personal Shepard.

X-Frame · Apr 9, 2011

low-G said:
I'm locked into the 360 path. Gotta play my personal Shepard.

Same here. I wish I could play on the PS3, but I have all my saves on my 360.

Jarmel · Apr 9, 2011

Kaidan also looks better from blur-scans. The only one who looks worse is Liara. She looks worse than the LOTSB model.

ProtoCents · Apr 9, 2011

God's Beard said:
NOT THE BEES

Omg.

*Asian kid gets report card*

Oh no! Not the B's! NOT THE B'S!!

Fantasmo · Apr 9, 2011

Nirolak said:
Things you should not do in this thread:

-Post pictures of Krogan testicles and/or anuses.
-Post Garrus/Shepard hentai.
-Post 800lb, 18 boobed Tali art.
-Post pictures of Shepard having sex with a Hanar.
-Post anything else from the hard drives of Chinner, nubbe, Snuggler, or EatChildren.
-Generally, avoid anything in the last few pages of this thread.

Hmm, what's this all about? **Heads to other thread**

Hahahahhahahahah!!! Needed to be locked but holy cow, that's hilarious!

Typographenia · Apr 9, 2011

Lyphen said:
But the prize.

Flawless victory! Oh man, that killed me.
I'm glad I missed out on the mayhem while I was out today. Certainly enjoyed reading over it, though, hahaha!

Ferrio said:
I always wondered, wtf is that thing on Jack's ear.

I always just assumed it was some bizarre earring or something.

Ickman3400 · Apr 9, 2011

Typographenia said:
I always just assumed it was some bizarre earring or something.

Isn't it the L5 or whatever number implant? Or maybe not the actual implant, but something that controls it or enables it.

astroturfing · Apr 9, 2011

nice pics in the other thread fellas. i enjoyed them all, thanks.

Dennis · Apr 9, 2011

I feel that these two pieces of fanart deserve to be in this thread as well, they are so good.

Lord_Nergal · Apr 9, 2011

protonion said:
NOOOOO!!!!

I gave you the base you bastard!!!

You've destroyed a Reaper, killed thousands of space monsters, and infiltrated and taken over a Reaper base. You think he wants you still around to interfere with his plans?

Lostconfused · Apr 9, 2011

Ickman3400 said:
Isn't it the L5 or whatever number implant?

I do believe biotic implants are inside the body connected directly to the nervous system.

Vamphuntr · Apr 9, 2011

DennisK4 said:
I feel that these two pieces of fanart deserve to be in this thread as well, they are so good.

Miranda is much prettier in this than the actual game. She looks like a young Allison Hannigan in there.

LiquidMetal14 · Apr 9, 2011

3 hours into ME1 as of a couple hours ago. I'm getting there. I fully intend to be ready for ME3 on PC by release. Can't wait.

Grisby · Apr 9, 2011

Thats some good art. If anyone wants the guys website here you go. Theres more ME art on there.

http://www.garrettartlair.blogspot.com/

I feel like some of those should have been the GI cover,

Abylim · Apr 9, 2011

Nirolak said:
Things you should not do in this thread:

-Post pictures of Krogan testicles and/or anuses.
-Post Garrus/Shepard hentai.
-Post 800lb, 18 boobed Tali art.
-Post pictures of Shepard having sex with a Hanar.
-Post anything else from the hard drives of Chinner, nubbe, Snuggler, or EatChildren.
-Generally, avoid anything in the last few pages of this thread.

HAHAHAH I was reading through the last few pages of previous thread, and I was dying.

Awesome info, but jesus it went downhill quick!
I love this site sooo much sometimes hehe <3

Bay Maximus · Apr 9, 2011

:lol at that other thread. Just.......wow.

And yeah where the hell is Jacob? He better be in this. And playable.

(In before "but he haz kno personaliteez!!!1)

Gravijah · Apr 9, 2011

Tali quickly pulled away from Garrus. "But, I love Shepard. I can't do this, Garrus."

edit: ah shit wrong tab

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