Holy shit @ the quote in post #31 with GI's explanation about reviews. That's not a fucking review! It's just a hivemind guesstimation. It's what Metacritic is for.
LOL videogames
Yeah its one of the most idiotic things a magazine has published in the industry, and continues to discredit Game Informer as being run by idiots.
If Game Informer felt that Paper Mario 2 was mediocre or average, then that's their opinion and I have no problem with that. I would applaud them for sticking to it, and publishing their heartfelt reflections on the game, even if I (and many others) didn't agree. Varied opinions are wonderful.
However, they later went on to say that the review, score and opinion presented
isn't actually their real opinion, and is instead a conjured piece designed to satisfy the expected views of the nebulous collective that makes up their readership. In short, after playing the game, they ignored their own opinion and compiled a review and score built around complete guesswork as to how their readers as a whole would collectively respond to the product. They, as supposed journalists who played the game, created a fiction designed to appease those that hadn't.
They've never clarified if such utterly moronic practices still continue at their magazine, and are clearly not worth a purchase until they do.