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[The Faceless Master]

I don't like her face/teeth.

sharp teeth?

that's a new one...

 

[Tntnnbltn]

Oh my, I finally submitted to searching for Casey Jordan...

Spoiler

Thread redeemed

 

[The Faceless Master]

Fuck me running! Why do I have to be so GOTDAMN curious all the time. I actually thought to myself..."How ugly can she be?"

:lol :lol :lol

 

[seattle6418]

guys, don't you get it?

jenna HAZE

HAZE!

that explains her love for games/sony.






sorry, i just had to do that. it's totally stupid, but i'm surprised nobody thought about it before

 

[Thunder Monkey]

guys, don't you get it?

jenna HAZE

HAZE!

that explains her love for games/sony.






sorry, i just had to do that. it's totally stupid, but i'm surprised nobody thought about it before

I thought about it.

I just thought it was too stupid to mention.

 

[Kosma]

They had a lot of dick....
they had a lot of dick...
but they ain't had mine...

Jenna Haze <3

 

[The Faceless Master]

..but other porn stars here might be like Casey Jordan.

>.<

oooohhhh

i get it now!

 

[Rezbit]

:lol Thanks for the link, some of those comments are hilarious, and some of those babes are hot!

 

[The Faceless Master]

Fuck my curiosity, lazyness for not reading the thread and fucking google fucking image search.

Damn it!



Oh, and thanks.

Oh my, I finally submitted to searching for Casey Jordan...

Spoiler

Thread redeemed

smh

it's not like there wasn't ample warning either...

 

[SapientWolf]

Some of those women had to have been coached. Or maybe I'm just too cynical.

What is it about porn that ages these girls so fast? They look old and used up before they even hit their 30s. A woman with a love for games, a great body, and a sense of humor would make a great reviewer/blogger.

Spoiler

Or wife

Seriously, some of these women need to find an exit strategy.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Some of those women had to have been coached. Or maybe I'm just too cynical.

What is it about porn that ages these girls so fast? They look old used up before they even hit their 30s. A woman with a love for games, a great body, and a sense of humor would make a great reviewer/blogger.

Spoiler

Or wife

Seriously, some of these women need to find an exit strategy.

They have an exit strategy...

...don't squirm.

 

[SolidSnakex]

What is it about porn that ages these girls so fast?

Alot of them have drug addictions.

 

[SapientWolf]

They have an exit strategy...

...don't squirm.

When your butthole is bigger than your vj it's time to find another job. Just sayin.

Video game characters usually look like porn stars anyway, so maybe they could get a job at gaming studio as a body model.

 

[rollingstart]

Video game characters usually look like porn stars anyway, so maybe they could get a job at gaming studio as a body model.

Lara Croft looking like an aging porn star in the new game, so that makes sense.

 

[neverknowsbest]

Some of those women had to have been coached. Or maybe I'm just too cynical.

What is it about porn that ages these girls so fast? They look old and used up before they even hit their 30s. A woman with a love for games, a great body, and a sense of humor would make a great reviewer/blogger.

Spoiler

Or wife

Seriously, some of these women need to find an exit strategy.

These girls make way more than any reviewer/blogger does, how would that be a decent exit strategy? Anyway, smart old porn stars usually go on to producing or directing or made enough money to not have to worry about it.

 

[lastendconductor]

A pornstar who plays sRPGs. WOW!

Me) "I'm going to use my lvl 2 Dick skill on you bitch!"
JH) "No! not from the back, that'll be too much damage! shit I knew I should've end my last turn facing the other way"
Me) "Be prepared, this height advantage will give me a nice bonus"
JH) *instantly turns back and grabs dick* "hahaha I blocked your attack idiot! time to pay, I still had counterattacks left!"

AHEM... ok I'll stop already :lol

 

[navii]

if you're searching, remember it's 'Kacey' not 'Casey'.

trust me on this one.

Damn i wish I read this post before I googled

 

[Insaniac]

A pornstar who plays sRPGs. WOW!

Me) "I'm going to use my lvl 2 Dick skill on you bitch!"
JH) "No! not from the back, that'll be too much damage! shit I knew I should've end my last turn facing the other way"
Me) "Be prepared, this height advantage will give me a nice bonus"
JH) *instantly turns back and grabs dick* "hahaha I blocked your attack idiot! time to pay, I still had counterattacks left!"

AHEM... ok I'll stop already :lol

yeah... I wonder if she'd play FFT with me... ahem.

 

[SapientWolf]

These girls make way more than any reviewer/blogger does, how would that be a decent exit strategy? Anyway, smart old porn stars usually go on to producing or directing or made enough money to not have to worry about it.

But if you write for a gaming website you don't ever have to watch people get fucked in the ass.

 

[Mr.City]

Stupid.

 

[Desi]

I'm sure after banging tan, buff dudes with waxed balls all day, there's nothing kinkier to her then a gamestop employee with braces, pasty skin, terrible acne, and a penchant for correcting people when they pronounce Final Fantasy names wrong.

Hey hey! I am not pasty! Just oily.

oh and

Rachel & Layla

GD: Do you mind if your boyfriend plays video games?
Rachel: [Looks suspicious] Why are you asking me this question?
GD: No particular reason.
Layla: [To Rachel] Relax, Rachel. He's just asking a question. Me, I don't mind. I like video games. I think it's OK for a man to play them.
GD: Is it attractive to you? Seeing a man play video games?
Layla: Now, I wouldn't go that far.

 

[Fixed2BeBroken]

i kinda don't understand this thread however...i thought this was funny...

"Mayae Gates

GD: Do you like video games?
Mayae: My English not so good. So talk slow, OK? [Smiles]
GD: Do you like video game? You know, Pac-man, Mario, Master Chief?
Mayae: [Shrugs] I am not understanding.
GD: OK. Good luck to you."

also, she is hot as hell....if only i could find more pics of her....

 

[The Faceless Master]

try Maya Gates

 

[Penguin]

try Maya Gates

You are like GAF's pornographer encyclopedia.

Encyclopedia Erotica...

okay that was bad.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Try using freeones its like the google of porn

 

[Desi]

also, she is hot as hell....if only i could find more pics of her....

PICS? You mean videos right? Yeah Maya Gates works.

 

[pulga]

Thread of the Week :lol

 

[nestea]

But if you write for a gaming website you don't ever have to watch people get fucked in the ass.

Gamespot?

 

[navii]

Jenna likes them long ass grindin games. Im so in!

 

[BeEatNU]

Summer Verona

GD: Do you mind if your boyfriend plays video games all night?
Summer: I don't have a boyfriend.
GD: [Blank face.]
Summer: [Smiles.]
GD: OK, so. If you could cuddle with a video game character, who would it be and why?
Summer: Probably one of the guys from Mortal Kombat.
GD: Which one?
Summer: I can't remember their names. But I loved that game.
GD: What about the one in the straw hat? Raiden? He shoots lightning.
Summer: Oooh. I like that.


:lol

:lol :lol

 

[Aske]

Caucasian porn stars are boring and ugly.

I wonder if, someday, we'll all be permitted to share our opinions in regard to the relative ugliness of different racial groups in the porn industry. Probably not, because someone, somewhere, will find it horribly offensive and utterly unacceptable. Ah well. As long as those Caucasians are always fair game.

 

[squicken]

Casey Jordan &%$#* permaban

 

[BishopLamont]

Jenna Haze is infamous for her 18 yr old teen xxx anal blowjob.wmv videos. She looks dog now.

 

[SapientWolf]

Gamespot?

Hi5 for the assist.

 

[The Faceless Master]

Casey Jordan &%$#* permaban

^^^

this is why people should read the thread.

 

[squicken]

^^^

this is why people should read the thread.

i see "porn" and stop reading. i just cut and paste and google image search.

ban faceless master and gamedaily :lol

 

[mysticstylez]

Jenna Haze is a freak, I'm surprised she can sit down...with all the "work" that's been done on her.

 

[Choke on the Magic]

So average Janes think video games are stupid, but there are sexy pornstars who are actually nerds and love video games. Life is mysterious.

Not that mysterious. Slutty girls and video games aren't dissimilar. They're fun and most have great replay value.

 

[Firestreak]

The real question is what's Jenna Haze's PSN?

 

[mysticstylez]

The real question is what's Jenna Haze's PSN?

ndabut

 

[Choke on the Magic]

Some of those women had to have been coached. Or maybe I'm just too cynical.

What is it about porn that ages these girls so fast? They look old and used up before they even hit their 30s. A woman with a love for games, a great body, and a sense of humor would make a great reviewer/blogger.

Spoiler

Or wife

Seriously, some of these women need to find an exit strategy.

Have you ever seen a car engine that needs rebuilding?:lol

 

[The Faceless Master]

i see "porn" and stop reading. i just cut and paste and google image search.

ban faceless master and gamedaily :lol

hey, it's not my fault they incorrectly spelt the name, or that they mixed the images up in the first place.

 

[GDJustin]

I haven't been to GameDaily in a long time, but God I love that new layout. Have they gotten better or worse since AOL bought them?

Same guy did the new GD layout as the last GD layout. He also did my site (modojo.com)

 

[MutFox]

Charlie Laine

GD: If you could cuddle up with a video game character, who would it be and why?
Charlie: Mario probably.
GD: Mario? But he's fat.
Charlie: I love the overalls!
GD: So it's the denim overalls that do it for you?
Charlie: It's the whole plumber thing. I love plumbers.
___________________________________________________________

Not bad... Not bad at all...

 

[speculawyer]

I think they did it intentionally so their moms don't think they watch porn.

 

[rollingstart]

this thread actually makes me believe think the woman in this thread is actually playing a game now (Vietnamese porn stars play Xbox 360 too. (semi not work safe... you have to see this))

 

[ZealousD]

A pornstar who plays sRPGs. WOW!

"I put on my robe and wizard hat..."

 

[jenov4]

Wow at Jenna Haze's reply. I <3 her even more now.

 

[Blablurn]

GD: If you could cuddle with one video game character, who would it be and why?
Ashlynn: [Thinks for a moment] Ratchet and Clank.
GD: I said one video game character. That's two.
Ashlynn: But they go together. And I'd want them at the same time.

:lol :lol

 

[perfectchaos007]

I think Jenna should work on G4.