Off-Kilter
Banned
Lmao @ OP
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Games that made you go "Nope" in less than a minute
- Thread starter dragonzdogma
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Weltall Zero
Member
What in the actual fuck. Those are some of the best indie games ever.
Ah, you're "that" kind of gamer.
DR2K
Banned
Frame rate basically made me go nope.
Super Robot Wars games never get localized but that reaaaaally bad Super Robot Wars game starring Morrigan's tits gets a fucking sequel.
thomasmahler
Moon Studios
Guessing OP is a teenager?
Bringer Of Bacon
Member
More likely he is an adult that doesn't have time to waste figuring out cryptic indie titles that are not worth their time
What does that have to do with Guacamelee, though?
Cryptic indie titles what now?
Most recently it was Super Exploding Zoo but I gave it about 20 minutes. My problem with it was less with how the game played but the technical problems on the vita. My save got corrupted and haven't got round to playing it since.
A minute is far too little to spend on a game before quitting. If I buy a game or even get one for free I'm not going to stop playing based on the first minute.
A minute is far too little to spend on a game before quitting. If I buy a game or even get one for free I'm not going to stop playing based on the first minute.
How you quit a game within a minute? In most games, it'll take anywhere from 5-15 seconds of logo splash screens & copyright liner notes, then about 5 seconds to choose a mode from the start screen, then you have to wait anywhere from 5-30 seconds for the game to load. So, at the very least, you're gonna waste about 30 seconds before you get into the actual game.
What's wrong with you, OP?
The writing drove you insane 1 minute into the game? The writing in the tutorial mission irritated you?
... Have you actually played the game?
Where is this from?
What's wrong with you, OP?
The writing drove you insane 1 minute into the game? The writing in the tutorial mission irritated you?
... Have you actually played the game?
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Where is this from?
MrS
Banned
Really?! I played it and hated it. More power to you
Interfectum
Gold Member
DriveClub - Downloaded the PS+ version, played one race, said 'nope' and uninstalled.
Crankshaft
Member
I have this problem with demos. I download a demo. I start to play it. I'm forced to play some stupid tutorial. "Press X to Jump". Then I just quit the demo and delete it. I just want to try out the game, I don't have time for forced handholding. I can figure out what the buttons do on my own thank you.
You played them for less than 60 seconds?
viewtiful_dru
Member
Hate to be that "get off my lawn!" kind of guy, but I agree with this.
Mihos
Gold Member
I had to stop BioShock after about 5 minutes because it makes me motion sick... sucks, because I know I would really like the game otherwise.
Also, Eve online is something I really want to try and get into, but after 4 or 5 attempts, I realize it would just take up too much of my time to learn.
Also, Eve online is something I really want to try and get into, but after 4 or 5 attempts, I realize it would just take up too much of my time to learn.
I fucking hate these kinds of posts that generalise with no idea what they're really talking about.
Interfectum
Gold Member
Did you at least get to the part where Agent 47 says "I need to use the bathroom." Shit always makes me crack up.
It seems very indicative of shite tastes, doesn't it?
I messed around for about an hour and decided it just wasn't for me. I know people like it as a free FPS MMO, but it didn't grab me at all in any major way, felt sluggish all over, and the gunplay was subpar.
Interfectum
Gold Member
Oh another one... that Dust 514 Eve game on PS3. I think I played it for about 30 seconds once I finally got into a game.
dragonzdogma
Member
I think it's easy to delete games right away when you know they are still there in your PS+ account.
Sometimes the Aesthetics get you man, I honestly don't think I see myself playing those games ever again tho but who knows.
hey_it's_that_dog
benevolent sexism
You'd have to be awfully stupid for either of those games to be cryptic.
Mr. Luchador
Member
Alice: Madness Returns.
I fought one of the very first enemy, my computer was brought down to it's knees and when said enemy exploded into this strange goo i reached the magical land of sub 10 fps.
It then said to myself "Nope" and planned to play it for real when i'd finally build a new computer.
You wouldn't say that if you actually tried Scarlet Blade, i actually regret not following my instinct and stop it during the installation.
I fought one of the very first enemy, my computer was brought down to it's knees and when said enemy exploded into this strange goo i reached the magical land of sub 10 fps.
It then said to myself "Nope" and planned to play it for real when i'd finally build a new computer.
You wouldn't say that if you actually tried Scarlet Blade, i actually regret not following my instinct and stop it during the installation.
hey_it's_that_dog
benevolent sexism
There's no basis on which to lament an entire generation here. OP is an individual (with terrible taste).
They're generalized to the point that it is highly applicable to OP, not much else necessarily.
Kudo
Member
Vargavinter
Member
Snake eater, the first release with the terrible camera. Gave up after a few mind crawling to the grass not seeing anything.
dragonzdogma
Member
This HAS to be a troll.
For me, it was the controls. They were so loose and flimsy that I couldn't enjoy the game even when I wanted to. I played it for about an hour and never touched it again.
hey_it's_that_dog
benevolent sexism
I think this is true of me as well. I didn't like the way it felt, and that's basically all it has going for it.