You have to realize that we're just as confused about you guys liking the shitty EU/JP covers as you're confused about us liking the awesome US covers.
I dunno, I am really liking porno 'stache Solo. At least his proportions are correct given that he is more or less a trace over of the below image. The second guy has one mutant sized hand and one almost regular sized hand. If they had photoshop back then, this could've been easily fixable.