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Gaming's Best One-Liners

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ZealousD

Makes world leading predictions like "The sun will rise tomorrow"
Good, Bad, Ugly, Funny, Cheesy, whatever. We all love one-liners. Post your favorites, and let us guess by spoilering the source.

"Hmmm... Don't have time to play with myself." -
Duke in Duke Nukem 3D, on playing a Duke Nukem arcade machine.

"Doesn't take a telepath to know what you're thinking." -
Sarah Kerrigan in Starcraft

"Blue?! That's not my favorite color!" -
The Prince's Alter Ego in Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones

"Gotta say, never thought you'd wind up a paid escort!" -
Fiona Taylor in Mercenaries, on the player receiving an escort mission

"You drink water?" -
Farnham the Drunk in Diablo, on a poisoned well.
 
MisterHero

MisterHero

Super Member
"It's-a me, Mario!" --
Super Mario 64

"Come back when you've finished EarthBound!" --
random Shark in EarthBound

"I like shorts! They're easy and comfy to wear!" --
some punk in Pokemon Red/Blue
 
J

jax (old)

Banned
"I am the master of unlocking" - or something like that.

so classic I won't say from where.


"its a me...mario"

so classic I won't say from where.
 
A

alistairw

Just so you know, I have the best avatars ever.
fallengorn said:
"How appropriate you fight like a cow!"
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It's not really a one-liner, given that it's a response. It is pretty much the funniest line to ever come from a game, but...yeah.
 
Z

ZealousD

Makes world leading predictions like "The sun will rise tomorrow"
"Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!" -
Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga
 
R

revolverjgw

Member
mgscremation.jpg
 
D

DrPirate

Banned
revolverjgw said:
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THIS

But for a wholly original one:

I can go on and on from Duke Nukem:

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but I'm all out of bubble gum
 
T

ThaiGrocer

Member
"Rawr!!!", "Beware, I live!", "I am
Sinistar!
", "Run! Run! Run!", "Beware, coward!", "I hunger!" and "Run, coward!" -
Sinistar from the game Sinistar

"Repent!" (repeat many times) -
Sophitia, Soul Calibur II

Anything from
TF2 is comedy gold
 
M

MightyHedgehog

Member
DrPirate said:
THIS

But for a wholly original one:

I can go on and on from Duke Nukem:

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but I'm all out of bubble gum
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That was clearly ripped from John Carpenter's They Live.

The best Duke quote is: I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!
 
Z

ZealousD

Makes world leading predictions like "The sun will rise tomorrow"
MightyHedgehog said:
That was clearly ripped from John Carpenter's They Live.

The best Duke quote is: I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!
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"Nobody steals our chicks, and lives!"
 
V

viciouskillersquirrel

Member
Just about anything that Fawful from Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga said was classic.

"I HAVE FURY!"

"I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"

"Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"

"Bah! Now is when the talking stops! I do not have time to stop and smell foul roses such as you!"

"Finally! Now is the time where my true might shines, like many angry sunbeams of rage!"

"St-standing here in the spotlight at such a great gala of spectacularity... My nerves are nervous!"

"I need no long speech before this battle, which will be mighty! Snack on my wrath, fink-rats!"

"The Super Mario Bros. that I hate are here!"

"I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil!"
 
A

Awntawn

Member
Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY!
 
D

DrPirate

Banned
MightyHedgehog said:
That was clearly ripped from John Carpenter's They Live.

The best Duke quote is: I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!
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I was thinking of that one, but I couldn't remember how it went and didn't want to embarrass myself.

But yeah, that IS the best Duke quote.
 
T

Totz

Member
viciouskillersquirrel said:
Just about anything that Fawful from Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga said was classic.

"I HAVE FURY!"

"I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"

"Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"

"Bah! Now is when the talking stops! I do not have time to stop and smell foul roses such as you!"

"Finally! Now is the time where my true might shines, like many angry sunbeams of rage!"

"St-standing here in the spotlight at such a great gala of spectacularity... My nerves are nervous!"

"I need no long speech before this battle, which will be mighty! Snack on my wrath, fink-rats!"

"The Super Mario Bros. that I hate are here!"

"I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil!"
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Fawful wins.

Awntawn said:
Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY! Hot stuff, COMING YOUR WAY!
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INNUENDO DIVE!
 
MisterHero

MisterHero

Super Member
"My father could beat you, and he's dead!"

"Ha! You're weak... just like me!"

"I'm sorry. No, you are!"

"I'm not tougher than you... just better than you!"

"It's more fun to mock you than to fight you!"

"I'm no match for you, snot!"

"You're lucky I held back, droolbag!"

"You had guts... mop them up!"

"In the name of pride, I will survive!"

"Check out my new exercise video series... Seven Minute Saikyo!"

"Little girls tie bows... real men Saikyo!"

"Dan is still the man! Yeah, baby, yeah!"

"I need to start the official Dan Hibiki fan club!"

"How about becoming my disciple? And with that marvelous offer, you receive an outfit like me!"

"Huff. Puff. Passed out, eh...? Too bad. J-just when I was getting warmed up! Gah ha ha!"

THE GODDAMN DAN HIBIKI
 
L

Lossenc

Neo Member
A few of my favorites...

"All your base are belong to us." -- Cats Zero Wing

"Mmrawr!" -- Ocelot MGS3

"Do a barrel roll!" -- Peppy StarFox
 
B

Blablurn

Member
"there is only room for one big boss and one snake"

"metal gear?!"

"We're not tools of the government or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing... the ONLY thing I was good at, but at least I always fought for what I believed in. Snake!...Farewell."

"A surveillance camera?!"

"Not yet, Snake! It's not over yet!"
 
B

Bebpo

Banned
How did you not pick the best and FIRST line from Duke3d:
"It's time to kickass and chew bubblgum and I'm all outta gum"

So awesome.
 
Battersea Power Station

Battersea Power Station

Member
Manuel Calavera: I think we should team up - be partners.
Domino Hurley: Oh, I would, but I could never be partners with someone who was so much more of a man than me.
Manuel Calavera: Oh, come on... I've seen your wife.

-----------

Hector LeMans: Oh Manny... so cynical... What happened to you, Manny, that caused you to lose your sense of hope, your love of life?
Manuel Calavera: I died.

-----------

Manuel Calavera: [referring to making balloon animals] Can you teach me to do that?
Clown: Well, uh, since you're a beginner, why don't you practice the first step?
Manuel Calavera: Which is?
Clown: Blow.
 
T

ThirstyFly

Member
Snake in Metal Gear Solid: "Besides, some people just need killing..." (not really sure if that's a one liner since it's more of a response, but I don't care!)

Some guy in Day of the Tentacle: "Woe is me."
 
D

Danne-Danger

Member
Battersea Power Station said:
Manuel Calavera: I think we should team up - be partners.
Domino Hurley: Oh, I would, but I could never be partners with someone who was so much more of a man than me.
Manuel Calavera: Oh, come on... I've seen your wife.

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Hector LeMans: Oh Manny... so cynical... What happened to you, Manny, that caused you to lose your sense of hope, your love of life?
Manuel Calavera: I died.

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Manuel Calavera: [referring to making balloon animals] Can you teach me to do that?
Clown: Well, uh, since you're a beginner, why don't you practice the first step?
Manuel Calavera: Which is?
Clown: Blow.
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They're all winners.
 
I

iapetus

Scary Euro Man
Danne-Danger said:
They're all winners.
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And they're none of them one-liners.

I really need to get out my copy of Krazy Ivan. That game's script was all kinds of win, but I can't remember any of the better one-liners off the top of my head.
 
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