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[Pejo]

Overall themes and takeaways:

2D > 3D, just as god intended.

I have only heard of 2-3 of these, porn is leaving me behind...

Today I learned what "JOI" is.

These are great

Maybe it's just because of the colors being too similar, but I see "Indian" in the key but not on the map.

Philippines is the surprise here, for me.

And speaking of, sounds like SOMEBODY's needs are not being met. Get the GAF plane image ready.

Anyways those were just the ones I thought were interesting. There's a TON more data on the site if you're interested:

2023 Year in Review - Pornhub Insights

 

[SJRB]

I've legit never heard of "pinay" in my life, lmao.

 

[LegendOfKage]

"The golden age" makes sense, if you consider the aging population.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

2D > 3D, just as god intended.

I have only heard of 2-3 of these, porn is leaving me behind...

1. Most searched-for terms - you guys all all filthy pixelated degenerates lol
2. Pornstars - proof you just need to be pretty ; Eva Elfie cannot act if her life depended on it + her bf is typical stick-no-muscles EE dude, sorry I cannot watch a paint dry
3. Countries by traffic - lol, literally 80/20 principle in action

 

[YCoCg]

Another win for PlayStation!

 

[Humdinger]

That's hilarious.

 

[AJUMP23]

America has a porn problem.

 

[squeakywheel]

I've legit never heard of "pinay" in my life, lmao. That's what Filipinos call their women. But if mainly filipinas view pornhub and the second top search term is Pinay, does this mean there are lots of lesbians in the Philippines??

 

[StreetsofBeige]

New Jersey. Turkish. I'm too lazy to google it to see if they mean Turkish people or there's a sex term called that.

Some weird search terms in the US map.... transformation, car sex, tickling, mormon, goth, giantesse, big ass cop, furry.

Nevada's most popular search term is.... Vegas? W. Virhina smoking means smoking hot, or smoking sex?

Who knew Phillippines would be ranked second to US. And it's about a 60/40 split in viewership from women?!?!?

 

[Nobody_Important]

Oklahoma: "SEX DICK"


What? lol

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Oklahoma: "SEX DICK"


What? lol

Maybe in Oklahoma they need to differentiate against non-sex dicks. lol

 

[newtypepilot]

mississippi into some furry shit

small dick in ohio confirmed LMAO

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

"big ass cop"

Save me gaf, dead from laughing

 

[mitch1971]

No Smurfing?!

 

[Nobody_Important]

America has a porn problem.

Did you see the charts? America is not the only one getting down with their bad selves.


Porn is a part of life. It has been for literally hundreds of years. Get over over it. Don't be a prude.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

The Top Relative Searches made me legitimately LOL, when I realized it wasn’t specifically about Alabama.

”Creamy” on Texas is particularly hilarious, don’t know why. But also “vegas” for Nevada.

The US states map is always fascinating for a foreigner. Amazing how the states get progressively bigger going westward, and just blow up at the midline.

 

[FunkMiller]

*books flight to Philippines*

 

[Wildebeest]

Seems like the USA needs to correct itself to secure its place as leader of the lesbian alliance.

 

[PrimetimeKnight]

As a Michigan resident I can't help but find Ohio's hilarious but also not too surprising.

 

[Fart Knight]

Im moving to Alaska

 

[Dice]

North Carolina like:

Washington like:

 

[Winter John]

I was real surprised by the BDSM. Then I figured it out. It’s dudes searching for chicks getting tied to train tracks. There’s a lot of guys fantasize about that here. These days I‘m so jaded I can only get off searching for real degenerate shit like, 8 hours sleep, empty house, fresh coffee in the pot.

 

[Doom85]

As a Michigan resident I can't help but find Ohio's hilarious but also not too surprising.

Me a while ago: “Man, I don’t get this meme about Ohio being the worse state…”
Me after viewing OP’s charts: “Oh…..”

Also, I don’t think anyone here will be admitting to being from Mississippi for a while…..

 

[Brian Fellows]

As a Michigan resident I can't help but find Ohio's hilarious but also not too surprising.

Very Buckeye

 

[Disco Dave]

 

[Soodanim]

I like that Hawaii keep it simple. They want locals, doesn't matter what they're up to. Nevada is probably playing the same game, just playing it safe.

I don't know what Utah's up to though. Is there a high Mormon population there?

 

[DetectiveBananas]

“Big Boobies” in Pennsylvania?!….The 3rd graders must’ve received their first smart phone last year for Christmas and just went nuts!