Count Dookkake
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Just received word that my sister is in one of the bonus documentaries for a split-second.
If you're not with me, you're my enemyB_Rik_Schitthaus said:Good reference, but it still leaves I as king of the shit pile.
Liquidsnake said:You know I think George finally hit his stride in Ep. III. Had he started with that kind of direction, I think the PT had a shot of being on equal ground with the OT.
Count Dookkake said:Just received word that my sister is in one of the bonus documentaries for a split-second.
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Zabka said:From my point of view, Episode III is no better than II.
Liquidsnake said:You know I think George finally hit his stride in Ep. III. Had he started with that kind of direction, I think the PT had a shot of being on equal ground with the OT.
Count Dookkake said:That's not how it works, but thumbs up for enthusiasm.
omnomis said:You got the gist.
Big One said:Ewan McGregor is a perfect cast choice for young Obi-wan but the direction behind everyone of his scenes is terrible.
Zabka said:If you're not with me, you're my enemy
I agree. The Pod Race is the only thing that actually felt like Star Wars in all three prequels
Furret said:I've heard quite a few people suggest that before but the pod race is such an abstract, meaningless event just thrown into the middle of the film because Lucas wanted a race.
And consider how it's won: some undefined thing goes wrong with Anakin's pod, then he does something technical the audience doesn't understand to make it work and suddenly he wins despite having fallen miles behind.
'He won because he was the hero of the movie' (and also some implied technobabble).
From MY point of view his WRITING is horrible.Liquidsnake said:You know I think George finally hit his stride in Ep. III. Had he started with that kind of direction, I think the PT had a shot of being on equal ground with the OT.
Big One said:I think what disappoints me with the prequels is how many great actors are in these movies yet are utilized in such shit ways (Hayden isn't one of these). Ewan McGregor is a perfect cast choice for young Obi-wan but the direction behind everyone of his scenes is terrible.
There's also the fact that there's all these badass Jedi but they don't really do anything but die.
Zabka said:I haven't watched it in a while, but I think his pod was sabotaged. The engine stalls and he re-routes power to it from the other engine to jumpstart it. Nothing too crazy.
i_am_not_jon_ames said:From MY point of view his WRITING is horrible.
Well that's what EU is for I guess. Also I was speaking of badass as "they look badass" obviously none of those are as badass as Han Solo or Darth Vader. I feel like the prequels have too many of these, even though it's cool seeing them do competent shit in the Clone Wars TV series.MC Safety said:Most of the supposedly "badass" characters in Star Wars are only badasses in the fans' minds. As they're depicted in the films, they're usually lame, incompetent, and often die badly: Admiral Ackbar, Jango and Boba Fett, General Grievous, Jabba the Hutt ...
Furret said:That might be what's going on but the film never tells you,
Zabka said:I haven't watched it in a while, but I think his pod was sabotaged. The engine stalls and he re-routes power to it from the other engine to jumpstart it. Nothing too crazy.
Furret said:That might be what's going on but the film never tells you, you just get some ambiguous looking menu screens appear and then woosh he's won.
Shin Johnpv said:What the hell are you talking about? There's a scene before the pod race begins that has Sebulba (or how ever you spell it) sneaking up and snapping almost off the piece we see fuck up later in the movie. It's blatantly obvious that it's being sabotaged, unless you wanted Sebulba to sit there and go "HAHA! And now I'll break this piece of his ship, which just as the race is about to end will fuck up his engine and I the great Sebulba will win again!"
It's pretty much as easy to understand as Obi-wan powering down the tractor beam in IV.Count Dookkake said:This.
Nothing about these procedures needs explaining if you have eyes and ears.
(._.) said:People need to realize also the emperor underestimated their attack on Endor to take down the shield generator. Luke calls him out on this too when he arrives at the new death star. People say it isn't logical that a bunch of ewoks beat AT-ST's and storm troopers but there weren't many of them. Like you said there were a TON of ewoks.
agrajag said:But there was an entire *legion* of his best toops waiting for them! Straight from the horse's mouth: http://youtu.be/0_JyoK8RVPE?t=2m57s
Shin Johnpv said:What the hell are you talking about? There's a scene before the pod race begins that has Sebulba (or how ever you spell it) sneaking up and snapping almost off the piece we see fuck up later in the movie. It's blatantly obvious that it's being sabotaged, unless you wanted Sebulba to sit there and go "HAHA! And now I'll break this piece of his ship, which just as the race is about to end will fuck up his engine and I the great Sebulba will win again!"
Furret said:Erm, I was talking about what actually happened to the pod and what Anakin did to fix it.
The climax of what is allegedly the best action sequence in all three prequels involves someone fiddling around with what looks like a video game interface, apparently fixing a sabotaged engine by pressing a few buttons in the cockpit.
Darklord said:He was transferring power and sealed the vents so the fire went out then pumped power back in and restarted the engine.
omnomis said:He wasn't upping his game writing-wise.
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Darklord said:The rebels also have commando's. And an AT-ST for them self while the Imperials lost theirs. Probably would have been better if they just distracted them until they set the charges but oh well. If there were 6000 stormtroopers there would have to be tens of thousands of Ewoks.
He passed the entire field in a 7 minute multi-lap race. I'm not sure what you're looking for.Furret said:Right, excellent... exciting!
Maybe another idea might have been that he won because he was the better pilot? Or maybe he'd done something sporting to another racer earlier and that helped him out at the end? Or Sebulba's cheating caused him to loose when he had it in the bag, or....
...no let's make him win because he pressed some buttons to do something boring and technical.
Star Wars died in 1983 and it's never coming back.
Zabka said:He passed the entire field in a 7 minute multi-lap race. I'm not sure what you're looking for.
Furret said:Right, excellent... exciting!
Maybe another idea might have been that he won because he was the better pilot? Or maybe he'd done something sporting to another racer earlier and that helped him out at the end? Or Sebulba's cheating caused him to loose when he had it in the bag, or....
...no let's make him win because he pressed some buttons to do something boring and technical.
Star Wars died in 1983 and it's never coming back.
Furret said:Excitement? Plausibility? Character progression?
A reason for the sequence to exist outside of a few of the visuals look quite cool?
I assume it's her with her Princess Leia outfit?Count Dookkake said:Just received word that my sister is in one of the bonus documentaries for a split-second.
Kung Fu Jedi said:You seem to be most alone in your issues with the podrace scene.
And don't forget that his joining the space battle in the first place was also completely by accident. Blowing up the station just compounds one implausibly ridiculous event with something even more implausibly ridiculous.MisterAnderson said:If you're going to complain about something, complain about "Hey spinning's a good trick! Let's press Z or R twice Artoo!" *accidentally destroys an impenetrable space station due to stupidity.*
Kung Fu Jedi said:Complaining about who Anakin won the podrace is just someone looking for things to hate about the movies. It didn't need an explanation at all, as I thought it was clearly spelled out what was going on, and what he was doing to fix his vehicle mid race. It was actually pretty simple and straight forward.
There was also the overarching implication that he was unconsciously already tapping into the force, which made his reaction times better and made him a good pod racer.
Ushojax said:The main issue with the race is that's it's far too long (also it's incredibly boring). Just like the Quidditch in the first two Harry Potter films which was trimmed down massively once they changed directors. The race itself goes on for 10 whole minutes. That's just too much for an action sequence in the middle of the movie. 2 or 3 minutes would have been more than enough.
Furret said:You seem to have a prequel avatar.
Kung Fu Jedi said:And your point? It's not like I haven't been critical of any of the films, but in the case of what you're bringing up, there doesn't seem to be too many people that are having the same issues with the podrace scene that you are.
Kinyou said:I assume it's her with her Princess Leia outfit?
Medalion said:No, she was Salacious Crumb