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Just pay for a hooker.
Pay for a hooker to go in your stead.
Just pay for a hooker.
That reminds me of a Cracked article. Good stuff.I picked up a prostitute on accident once.
CL is lame. Do you have a smartphone? When I found out my phone could find me sex, naturally i wanted in. I met him on that Growlr app. It's like a gay GPS system. You set your location, set your filters like daddies, silverdaddies, leather daddies (my favorite) and then Poof! (Pun intended) there's a list of guys you can fuck in your area. This is the fucking future! I set up a profile with a tasteful portrait I took with the front camera in my phone that I ran through a dozen editing apps on my phone because you know, you want to look good for all the other guys looking fir sex in their phone in the middle of the day on a tuesday. I instantly get a message from this guy MACK. He looked like Tom sellick and bill Goldberg rolled into one. we start to chat and decide to meet. Now this app is cool but the location tracking is a little off. For instance it said MACK was 4.6 miles from me when in reality it was more 11. The door opens and I see a more that slightly aged and expanded version of MACK from online. We get to talking. He's a bear, drives an 18 wheeler (meaning one of those kias powered by 18 hamsters on wheels) and works construction in the side (set decorator for the community theater). He leads me through the house to the bedroom. The usual bachelor pad. Tammy Fay commemorative plates lining the the hallway, cat smell, Caribbean mardi gras themed bathroom. He had a, and I'm serious, a very masculine four poster bed with billowing fabric. It actually turns out that one part of his profile was true. He was a total top I laid down, he threw a condom on ME and he hopped on top. Ill tell you - I was balls deep in him so fast that growlr app probably said we were negative 8 inches away from each other.
Hey, have you ever gone to a motel that is a little fancier and they have a pool and jacuzzi setup? You know how the water isn't quite hot enough to feel good and it's kind of slimy? That's exactly how my dick felt at that moment.
So thank you technology for letting me know finding people to have sex with on the middle of a weekday is a bad idea.
CL is lame. Do you have a smartphone? When I found out my phone could find me sex, naturally i wanted in. I met him on that Growlr app. It's like a gay GPS system. You set your location, set your filters like daddies, silverdaddies, leather daddies (my favorite) and then Poof! (Pun intended) there's a list of guys you can fuck in your area. This is the fucking future! I set up a profile with a tasteful portrait I took with the front camera in my phone that I ran through a dozen editing apps on my phone because you know, you want to look good for all the other guys looking fir sex in their phone in the middle of the day on a tuesday. I instantly get a message from this guy MACK. He looked like Tom sellick and bill Goldberg rolled into one. we start to chat and decide to meet. Now this app is cool but the location tracking is a little off. For instance it said MACK was 4.6 miles from me when in reality it was more 11. The door opens and I see a more that slightly aged and expanded version of MACK from online. We get to talking. He's a bear, drives an 18 wheeler (meaning one of those kias powered by 18 hamsters on wheels) and works construction in the side (set decorator for the community theater). He leads me through the house to the bedroom. The usual bachelor pad. Tammy Fay commemorative plates lining the the hallway, cat smell, Caribbean mardi gras themed bathroom. He had a, and I'm serious, a very masculine four poster bed with billowing fabric. It actually turns out that one part of his profile was true. He was a total top I laid down, he threw a condom on ME and he hopped on top. Ill tell you - I was balls deep in him so fast that growlr app probably said we were negative 8 inches away from each other.
Hey, have you ever gone to a motel that is a little fancier and they have a pool and jacuzzi setup? You know how the water isn't quite hot enough to feel good and it's kind of slimy? That's exactly how my dick felt at that moment.
So thank you technology for letting me know finding people to have sex with on the middle of a weekday is a bad idea.
This thread made me curious and I ran into this:
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cas/3716741694.html (NSFW-ish)
wut.
Must. Resist. Urge to call.
Well it's pretty true. A lot of stupid ideas goes away once you get your release.
CL is lame. Do you have a smartphone? When I found out my phone could find me sex, naturally i wanted in. I met him on that Growlr app. It's like a gay GPS system. You set your location, set your filters like daddies, silverdaddies, leather daddies (my favorite) and then Poof! (Pun intended) there's a list of guys you can fuck in your area. This is the fucking future! I set up a profile with a tasteful portrait I took with the front camera in my phone that I ran through a dozen editing apps on my phone because you know, you want to look good for all the other guys looking fir sex in their phone in the middle of the day on a tuesday. I instantly get a message from this guy MACK. He looked like Tom sellick and bill Goldberg rolled into one. we start to chat and decide to meet. Now this app is cool but the location tracking is a little off. For instance it said MACK was 4.6 miles from me when in reality it was more 11. The door opens and I see a more that slightly aged and expanded version of MACK from online. We get to talking. He's a bear, drives an 18 wheeler (meaning one of those kias powered by 18 hamsters on wheels) and works construction in the side (set decorator for the community theater). He leads me through the house to the bedroom. The usual bachelor pad. Tammy Fay commemorative plates lining the the hallway, cat smell, Caribbean mardi gras themed bathroom. He had a, and I'm serious, a very masculine four poster bed with billowing fabric. It actually turns out that one part of his profile was true. He was a total top I laid down, he threw a condom on ME and he hopped on top. Ill tell you - I was balls deep in him so fast that growlr app probably said we were negative 8 inches away from each other.
Hey, have you ever gone to a motel that is a little fancier and they have a pool and jacuzzi setup? You know how the water isn't quite hot enough to feel good and it's kind of slimy? That's exactly how my dick felt at that moment.
So thank you technology for letting me know finding people to have sex with on the middle of a weekday is a bad idea.
How about you stop looking for anonymous sex from strangers and go out and talk to people
I picked up a prostitute on accident once.
The first time that happened I cried like a baby afterward. It was the night of the original airdate of All Good Things. That episode was great, but it brings back bad feels.
Maybe it means that you're such a nice guy they couldn't imagine taking your money for sex because it would somehow ruin you?
Step 1: Don't go to craiglist unless you're looking to buy cheap furniture.
Eh my best fiend found a girl on craigs list... They got married last year and have a baby on the way.
keep in mind I'm sure this is very rare...
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.I was friendzoned by a few prostitutes back when working the streets was still a thing.
They'd be asking all the guys before and after me if they wanted a "date", but they'd just want to chat with me about normal stuff.
The first time that happened I cried like a baby afterward. It was the night of the original airing of All Good Things. That episode was great, but it brings back bad feels.
I was friendzoned by a few prostitutes back when working the streets was still a thing.
They'd be asking all the guys before and after me if they wanted a "date", but they'd just want to chat with me about normal stuff.
The first time that happened I cried like a baby afterward. It was the night of the original airing of All Good Things. That episode was great, but it brings back bad feels.
I was friendzoned by a few prostitutes back when working the streets was still a thing.
They'd be asking all the guys before and after me if they wanted a "date", but they'd just want to chat with me about normal stuff.
The first time that happened I cried like a baby afterward. It was the night of the original airing of All Good Things. That episode was great, but it brings back bad feels.
I was friendzoned by a few prostitutes back when working the streets was still a thing.
They'd be asking all the guys before and after me if they wanted a "date", but they'd just want to chat with me about normal stuff.
The first time that happened I cried like a baby afterward. It was the night of the original airing of All Good Things. That episode was great, but it brings back bad feels.
As others have mentioned, go on OkCupid or something. Don't even explicitly ask girls for sex (bad idea), just go on a few dates and you're bound to get laid at least once.
A few dates is more expensive than a hooker.
I was friendzoned by a few prostitutes back when working the streets was still a thing.
They'd be asking all the guys before and after me if they wanted a "date", but they'd just want to chat with me about normal stuff.
The first time that happened I cried like a baby afterward. It was the night of the original airing of All Good Things. That episode was great, but it brings back bad feels.
... what. you got friendzoned by not just one, but SEVERAL prostitutes? no fucking way.
Have a wank.
I was friendzoned by a few prostitutes back when working the streets was still a thing.
They'd be asking all the guys before and after me if they wanted a "date", but they'd just want to chat with me about normal stuff.
The first time that happened I cried like a baby afterward. It was the night of the original airing of All Good Things. That episode was great, but it brings back bad feels.
That has to be rock bottom, right?
Nowhere to go but up, man.
Always just seemed to be a one night stand site to me. My cousin used it thinking she would find true love and all that happen is she got knocked up and the father is a moron. It might not be terrible I don't normally read okcupid stories so I'm just basing my opinion on like 3 or 4 cases of it based on people I know in real life.
A few dates is more expensive than a hooker.
Dude, just improve your game. You don't need c-list
OkCupid ladies tend to have pretty modern dating etiquette
You also get to keep a bit of your dignity by getting laid through dates
I can imagine that there are those who might lose dignity and those that don't need to give a fuck. In the case of the latter, I'm thinking about uncommitted folks that tend to travel (truckers, salesmen, entertainers).
Granted I have not, nor do I plan to partake of services offered by the oldest profession, however the judgment put forward assuming a loss of dignity isn't universally applicable.
Edit: More to the point, Craigslist carries a certain amount of sketchy with it. If you must proceed, do so with caution.
This can only end in murder.
Put up an ad on Craigslist, "casual encounters". Didn't give out any personal info other than my age.
Got a response from someone who claims she's interested. Doesn't provide any info except what town she lives in.
Sent an email asking for her picture.
Got a much longer response. Says she's 23, we can meet at her house or a hotel, but she wants to meet me tonight first in public somewhere (which I can't do anyway).
Says she wants to speak but is too scared to give out her phone # (WTF? Huge red flag there). Links to her profile at some casual dating website. Profile says she's 26 (hmm...) Looks pretty good in her profile pic (though I can only see her face). Try viewing the rest of her pics but it says I have to sign up first. Signed up and tried viewing her pics again, says I need a paid membership to see them (yikes).
Now I'm really worried. Researched the site she linked me to, found a bunch of reviews saying it's a scam site. Apparently most, if not all, of the accounts there are fakes trying to lure people to the site and get them to sign up. A few lines in her second email make it seem like this is the case for her. On the other hand, I'm not sure why she would tell me where she lives and specify a meeting place if this was the case.
I was going to send a response pumping her for more information/demand her phone number, but reading through all of this, it's becoming pretty apparent that I should RUN LIKE HELL and never look back. On the other hand, I really want to get laid. What should I do?
You make a good point!
People have their needs, and I'm not one to judge. But in my case, I have no interest in meeting women with the prearranged purpose of fucking.