go onI nailed a chick off of craigslist a couple years back, it was awkward.
go onI nailed a chick off of craigslist a couple years back, it was awkward.
I nailed a chick off of craigslist a couple years back, it was awkward.
Gay men are so lucky.
My sister in law used Craigslist for sex hookups for over a year after her divorce. She never had any complaints. Quite the opposite, surprisingly. She's a pretty good looking asian too.
[Clark Gable];52326537 said:I heard there is this new disease called AIDS. Rumor has it you can catch it through sexual intercourse. I think people are full of shit though.
go on
Story did not disappoint. Wow.Uh, ok. I was feeling experimental a couple years back so I put up an ad on casual encounters. At first all I got was a bunch of bots or some shit but then bang some (I shit you not!) 37 year old woman contacts me (I was 22 at the time) so I was like well...I always wanted to try an older lady. We exchanged emails and pics then she gave me her address which happened to be down the road from where I lived (Creepy) so I went to her place later in the week. I walked to her door, she let me in and we watched tv while her dogs jumped all over me and licked my face, problem with that is I hate dogs but I didn't want to be rude and say "Get your damned dogs off of me" so I played with the mongrels and she smoked some cigs (Another no-no as I don't like women that smoke but once again I didn't want to be rude). So after a couple mins of this she just grabs my face and kisses me with nasty cigarette breath! and says follow me. I proceed to follow her and she heads to the bedroom and pulls out a bunch of kittens (I kid you not) and says I have kittens look(Again I didn't want to be rude so I was like Aww yeah kittens how cute...).I sit down on the bed and she says I'm going to go pee I'll be back and I say ok as I ponder to myself should I run out the front door, however I chose to stay; she comes back and halfway strips then hit's me with this little fun nugget(We have to be quiet because my 10 year old son and 5 year old daughter are in the next room..DA FUQ!) We proceed to do the deed and I was so weirded out that I had the worst performance since Blaine Gabbert last season. After the deed was done I laid there wishing that I could leave(All the while she was smoking more cigs UGH) but she wanted to talk and continue deeding so we did then she said I have to work early and I said ok; got dressed,politely sped walked to the door and she let me out. The days after she proceeded to text me and call me but I never returned her calls or texts.
I did a quick Abe Simpson walk in walk out move and got a text message about 15 minutes later that read "I know you saw me."
Awkwaaaaaaaaard.
Uh, ok. I was feeling experimental a couple years back so I put up an ad on casual encounters. At first all I got was a bunch of bots or some shit but then bang some (I shit you not!) 37 year old woman contacts me (I was 22 at the time) so I was like well...I always wanted to try an older lady. We exchanged emails and pics then she gave me her address which happened to be down the road from where I lived (Creepy) so I went to her place later in the week. I walked to her door, she let me in and we watched tv while her dogs jumped all over me and licked my face, problem with that is I hate dogs but I didn't want to be rude and say "Get your damned dogs off of me" so I played with the mongrels and she smoked some cigs (Another no-no as I don't like women that smoke but once again I didn't want to be rude). So after a couple mins of this she just grabs my face and kisses me with nasty cigarette breath! and says follow me. I proceed to follow her and she heads to the bedroom and pulls out a bunch of kittens (I kid you not) and says I have kittens look(Again I didn't want to be rude so I was like Aww yeah kittens how cute...).I sit down on the bed and she says I'm going to go pee I'll be back and I say ok as I ponder to myself should I run out the front door, however I chose to stay; she comes back and halfway strips then hit's me with this little fun nugget(We have to be quiet because my 10 year old son and 5 year old daughter are in the next room..DA FUQ!) We proceed to do the deed and I was so weirded out that I had the worst performance since Blaine Gabbert last season. After the deed was done I laid there wishing that I could leave(All the while she was smoking more cigs UGH) but she wanted to talk and continue deeding so we did then she said I have to work early and I said ok; got dressed,politely sped walked to the door and she let me out. The days after she proceeded to text me and call me but I never returned her calls or texts.
Uh, ok. I was feeling experimental a couple years back so I put up an ad on casual encounters. At first all I got was a bunch of bots or some shit but then bang some (I shit you not!) 37 year old woman contacts me (I was 22 at the time) so I was like well...I always wanted to try an older lady. We exchanged emails and pics then she gave me her address which happened to be down the road from where I lived (Creepy) so I went to her place later in the week. I walked to her door, she let me in and we watched tv while her dogs jumped all over me and licked my face, problem with that is I hate dogs but I didn't want to be rude and say "Get your damned dogs off of me" so I played with the mongrels and she smoked some cigs (Another no-no as I don't like women that smoke but once again I didn't want to be rude). So after a couple mins of this she just grabs my face and kisses me with nasty cigarette breath! and says follow me. I proceed to follow her and she heads to the bedroom and pulls out a bunch of kittens (I kid you not) and says I have kittens look(Again I didn't want to be rude so I was like Aww yeah kittens how cute...).I sit down on the bed and she says I'm going to go pee I'll be back and I say ok as I ponder to myself should I run out the front door, however I chose to stay; she comes back and halfway strips then hit's me with this little fun nugget(We have to be quiet because my 10 year old son and 5 year old daughter are in the next room..DA FUQ!) We proceed to do the deed and I was so weirded out that I had the worst performance since Blaine Gabbert last season. After the deed was done I laid there wishing that I could leave(All the while she was smoking more cigs UGH) but she wanted to talk and continue deeding so we did then she said I have to work early and I said ok; got dressed,politely sped walked to the door and she let me out. The days after she proceeded to text me and call me but I never returned her calls or texts.
CL is lame. Do you have a smartphone? When I found out my phone could find me sex, naturally i wanted in. I met him on that Growlr app. It's like a gay GPS system. You set your location, set your filters like daddies, silverdaddies, leather daddies (my favorite) and then Poof! (Pun intended) there's a list of guys you can fuck in your area. This is the fucking future! I set up a profile with a tasteful portrait I took with the front camera in my phone that I ran through a dozen editing apps on my phone because you know, you want to look good for all the other guys looking fir sex in their phone in the middle of the day on a tuesday. I instantly get a message from this guy MACK. He looked like Tom sellick and bill Goldberg rolled into one. we start to chat and decide to meet. Now this app is cool but the location tracking is a little off. For instance it said MACK was 4.6 miles from me when in reality it was more 11. The door opens and I see a more that slightly aged and expanded version of MACK from online. We get to talking. He's a bear, drives an 18 wheeler (meaning one of those kias powered by 18 hamsters on wheels) and works construction in the side (set decorator for the community theater). He leads me through the house to the bedroom. The usual bachelor pad. Tammy Fay commemorative plates lining the the hallway, cat smell, Caribbean mardi gras themed bathroom. He had a, and I'm serious, a very masculine four poster bed with billowing fabric. It actually turns out that one part of his profile was true. He was a total top I laid down, he threw a condom on ME and he hopped on top. Ill tell you - I was balls deep in him so fast that growlr app probably said we were negative 8 inches away from each other.
Hey, have you ever gone to a motel that is a little fancier and they have a pool and jacuzzi setup? You know how the water isn't quite hot enough to feel good and it's kind of slimy? That's exactly how my dick felt at that moment.
So thank you technology for letting me know finding people to have sex with on the middle of a weekday is a bad idea.
Thread Saved?Uh, ok. I was feeling experimental a couple years back so I put up an ad on casual encounters. At first all I got was a bunch of bots or some shit but then bang some (I shit you not!) 37 year old woman contacts me (I was 22 at the time) so I was like well...I always wanted to try an older lady. We exchanged emails and pics then she gave me her address which happened to be down the road from where I lived (Creepy) so I went to her place later in the week. I walked to her door, she let me in and we watched tv while her dogs jumped all over me and licked my face, problem with that is I hate dogs but I didn't want to be rude and say "Get your damned dogs off of me" so I played with the mongrels and she smoked some cigs (Another no-no as I don't like women that smoke but once again I didn't want to be rude). So after a couple mins of this she just grabs my face and kisses me with nasty cigarette breath! and says follow me. I proceed to follow her and she heads to the bedroom and pulls out a bunch of kittens (I kid you not) and says I have kittens look(Again I didn't want to be rude so I was like Aww yeah kittens how cute...).I sit down on the bed and she says I'm going to go pee I'll be back and I say ok as I ponder to myself should I run out the front door, however I chose to stay; she comes back and halfway strips then hit's me with this little fun nugget(We have to be quiet because my 10 year old son and 5 year old daughter are in the next room..DA FUQ!) We proceed to do the deed and I was so weirded out that I had the worst performance since Blaine Gabbert last season. After the deed was done I laid there wishing that I could leave(All the while she was smoking more cigs UGH) but she wanted to talk and continue deeding so we did then she said I have to work early and I said ok; got dressed,politely sped walked to the door and she let me out. The days after she proceeded to text me and call me but I never returned her calls or texts.
Damn. I posted on CL earlier in the afternoon to meet someone and some paraplegic woman emailed me and wants to meet me. I feel so sick I can't even walk. =\
she goofedA friend of a friends dated online with a guy from overseas. She was completely head over heels for him and the guy was very suave and had decent looking pics. Things proceed she pays for his ticket to fly to her so they can meet. He gets off the flight and surprise he is on a wheelchair.. Ofcourse he never mentioned this to her, she became a horrible mess afterward.
Uh, ok. I was feeling experimental a couple years back so I put up an ad on casual encounters. At first all I got was a bunch of bots or some shit but then bang some (I shit you not!) 37 year old woman contacts me (I was 22 at the time) so I was like well...I always wanted to try an older lady. We exchanged emails and pics then she gave me her address which happened to be down the road from where I lived (Creepy) so I went to her place later in the week. I walked to her door, she let me in and we watched tv while her dogs jumped all over me and licked my face, problem with that is I hate dogs but I didn't want to be rude and say "Get your damned dogs off of me" so I played with the mongrels and she smoked some cigs (Another no-no as I don't like women that smoke but once again I didn't want to be rude). So after a couple mins of this she just grabs my face and kisses me with nasty cigarette breath! and says follow me. I proceed to follow her and she heads to the bedroom and pulls out a bunch of kittens (I kid you not) and says I have kittens look(Again I didn't want to be rude so I was like Aww yeah kittens how cute...).I sit down on the bed and she says I'm going to go pee I'll be back and I say ok as I ponder to myself should I run out the front door, however I chose to stay; she comes back and halfway strips then hit's me with this little fun nugget(We have to be quiet because my 10 year old son and 5 year old daughter are in the next room..DA FUQ!) We proceed to do the deed and I was so weirded out that I had the worst performance since Blaine Gabbert last season. After the deed was done I laid there wishing that I could leave(All the while she was smoking more cigs UGH) but she wanted to talk and continue deeding so we did then she said I have to work early and I said ok; got dressed,politely sped walked to the door and she let me out. The days after she proceeded to text me and call me but I never returned her calls or texts.
[Clark Gable];52326537 said:I heard there is this new disease called AIDS. Rumor has it you can catch it through sexual intercourse. I think people are full of shit though.
Uh, ok. I was feeling experimental a couple years back so I put up an ad on casual encounters. At first all I got was a bunch of bots or some shit but then bang some (I shit you not!) 37 year old woman contacts me (I was 22 at the time) so I was like well...I always wanted to try an older lady. We exchanged emails and pics then she gave me her address which happened to be down the road from where I lived (Creepy) so I went to her place later in the week. I walked to her door, she let me in and we watched tv while her dogs jumped all over me and licked my face, problem with that is I hate dogs but I didn't want to be rude and say "Get your damned dogs off of me" so I played with the mongrels and she smoked some cigs (Another no-no as I don't like women that smoke but once again I didn't want to be rude). So after a couple mins of this she just grabs my face and kisses me with nasty cigarette breath! and says follow me. I proceed to follow her and she heads to the bedroom and pulls out a bunch of kittens (I kid you not) and says I have kittens look(Again I didn't want to be rude so I was like Aww yeah kittens how cute...).I sit down on the bed and she says I'm going to go pee I'll be back and I say ok as I ponder to myself should I run out the front door, however I chose to stay; she comes back and halfway strips then hit's me with this little fun nugget(We have to be quiet because my 10 year old son and 5 year old daughter are in the next room..DA FUQ!) We proceed to do the deed and I was so weirded out that I had the worst performance since Blaine Gabbert last season. After the deed was done I laid there wishing that I could leave(All the while she was smoking more cigs UGH) but she wanted to talk and continue deeding so we did then she said I have to work early and I said ok; got dressed,politely sped walked to the door and she let me out. The days after she proceeded to text me and call me but I never returned her calls or texts.
Uh, ok. I was feeling experimental a couple years back so I put up an ad on casual encounters. At first all I got was a bunch of bots or some shit but then bang some (I shit you not!) 37 year old woman contacts me (I was 22 at the time) so I was like well...I always wanted to try an older lady. We exchanged emails and pics then she gave me her address which happened to be down the road from where I lived (Creepy) so I went to her place later in the week. I walked to her door, she let me in and we watched tv while her dogs jumped all over me and licked my face, problem with that is I hate dogs but I didn't want to be rude and say "Get your damned dogs off of me" so I played with the mongrels and she smoked some cigs (Another no-no as I don't like women that smoke but once again I didn't want to be rude). So after a couple mins of this she just grabs my face and kisses me with nasty cigarette breath! and says follow me. I proceed to follow her and she heads to the bedroom and pulls out a bunch of kittens (I kid you not) and says I have kittens look(Again I didn't want to be rude so I was like Aww yeah kittens how cute...).I sit down on the bed and she says I'm going to go pee I'll be back and I say ok as I ponder to myself should I run out the front door, however I chose to stay; she comes back and halfway strips then hit's me with this little fun nugget(We have to be quiet because my 10 year old son and 5 year old daughter are in the next room..DA FUQ!) We proceed to do the deed and I was so weirded out that I had the worst performance since Blaine Gabbert last season. After the deed was done I laid there wishing that I could leave(All the while she was smoking more cigs UGH) but she wanted to talk and continue deeding so we did then she said I have to work early and I said ok; got dressed,politely sped walked to the door and she let me out. The days after she proceeded to text me and call me but I never returned her calls or texts.
Put up an ad on Craigslist, "casual encounters". Didn't give out any personal info other than my age.
Got a response from someone who claims she's interested. Doesn't provide any info except what town she lives in.
Sent an email asking for her picture.
Got a much longer response. Says she's 23, we can meet at her house or a hotel, but she wants to meet me tonight first in public somewhere (which I can't do anyway).
Says she wants to speak but is too scared to give out her phone # (WTF? Huge red flag there). Links to her profile at some casual dating website. Profile says she's 26 (hmm...) Looks pretty good in her profile pic (though I can only see her face). Try viewing the rest of her pics but it says I have to sign up first. Signed up and tried viewing her pics again, says I need a paid membership to see them (yikes).
Now I'm really worried. Researched the site she linked me to, found a bunch of reviews saying it's a scam site. Apparently most, if not all, of the accounts there are fakes trying to lure people to the site and get them to sign up. A few lines in her second email make it seem like this is the case for her. On the other hand, I'm not sure why she would tell me where she lives and specify a meeting place if this was the case.
I was going to send a response pumping her for more information/demand her phone number, but reading through all of this, it's becoming pretty apparent that I should RUN LIKE HELL and never look back. On the other hand, I really want to get laid. What should I do?
I was friendzoned by a few prostitutes back when working the streets was still a thing.
They'd be asking all the guys before and after me if they wanted a "date", but they'd just want to chat with me about normal stuff.
The first time that happened I cried like a baby afterward. It was the night of the original airing of All Good Things. That episode was great, but it brings back bad feels.
Put up an ad on Craigslist, "casual encounters". Didn't give out any personal info other than my age.
Got a response from someone who claims she's interested. Doesn't provide any info except what town she lives in.
Sent an email asking for her picture.
Got a much longer response. Says she's 23, we can meet at her house or a hotel, but she wants to meet me tonight first in public somewhere (which I can't do anyway).
Says she wants to speak but is too scared to give out her phone # (WTF? Huge red flag there). Links to her profile at some casual dating website. Profile says she's 26 (hmm...) Looks pretty good in her profile pic (though I can only see her face). Try viewing the rest of her pics but it says I have to sign up first. Signed up and tried viewing her pics again, says I need a paid membership to see them (yikes).
Now I'm really worried. Researched the site she linked me to, found a bunch of reviews saying it's a scam site. Apparently most, if not all, of the accounts there are fakes trying to lure people to the site and get them to sign up. A few lines in her second email make it seem like this is the case for her. On the other hand, I'm not sure why she would tell me where she lives and specify a meeting place if this was the case.
I was going to send a response pumping her for more information/demand her phone number, but reading through all of this, it's becoming pretty apparent that I should RUN LIKE HELL and never look back. On the other hand, I really want to get laid. What should I do?
Damn. I posted on CL earlier in the afternoon to meet someone and some paraplegic woman emailed me and wants to meet me. I feel so sick I can't even walk. =\
Uh, ok. I was feeling experimental a couple years back so I put up an ad on casual encounters. At first all I got was a bunch of bots or some shit but then bang some (I shit you not!) 37 year old woman contacts me (I was 22 at the time) so I was like well...I always wanted to try an older lady. We exchanged emails and pics then she gave me her address which happened to be down the road from where I lived (Creepy) so I went to her place later in the week. I walked to her door, she let me in and we watched tv while her dogs jumped all over me and licked my face, problem with that is I hate dogs but I didn't want to be rude and say "Get your damned dogs off of me" so I played with the mongrels and she smoked some cigs (Another no-no as I don't like women that smoke but once again I didn't want to be rude). So after a couple mins of this she just grabs my face and kisses me with nasty cigarette breath! and says follow me. I proceed to follow her and she heads to the bedroom and pulls out a bunch of kittens (I kid you not) and says I have kittens look(Again I didn't want to be rude so I was like Aww yeah kittens how cute...).I sit down on the bed and she says I'm going to go pee I'll be back and I say ok as I ponder to myself should I run out the front door, however I chose to stay; she comes back and halfway strips then hit's me with this little fun nugget(We have to be quiet because my 10 year old son and 5 year old daughter are in the next room..DA FUQ!) We proceed to do the deed and I was so weirded out that I had the worst performance since Blaine Gabbert last season. After the deed was done I laid there wishing that I could leave(All the while she was smoking more cigs UGH) but she wanted to talk and continue deeding so we did then she said I have to work early and I said ok; got dressed,politely sped walked to the door and she let me out. The days after she proceeded to text me and call me but I never returned her calls or texts.
christ almighty.Uh, ok. I was feeling experimental a couple years back so I put up an ad on casual encounters. At first all I got was a bunch of bots or some shit but then bang some (I shit you not!) 37 year old woman contacts me (I was 22 at the time) so I was like well...I always wanted to try an older lady. We exchanged emails and pics then she gave me her address which happened to be down the road from where I lived (Creepy) so I went to her place later in the week. I walked to her door, she let me in and we watched tv while her dogs jumped all over me and licked my face, problem with that is I hate dogs but I didn't want to be rude and say "Get your damned dogs off of me" so I played with the mongrels and she smoked some cigs (Another no-no as I don't like women that smoke but once again I didn't want to be rude). So after a couple mins of this she just grabs my face and kisses me with nasty cigarette breath! and says follow me. I proceed to follow her and she heads to the bedroom and pulls out a bunch of kittens (I kid you not) and says I have kittens look(Again I didn't want to be rude so I was like Aww yeah kittens how cute...).I sit down on the bed and she says I'm going to go pee I'll be back and I say ok as I ponder to myself should I run out the front door, however I chose to stay; she comes back and halfway strips then hit's me with this little fun nugget(We have to be quiet because my 10 year old son and 5 year old daughter are in the next room..DA FUQ!) We proceed to do the deed and I was so weirded out that I had the worst performance since Blaine Gabbert last season. After the deed was done I laid there wishing that I could leave(All the while she was smoking more cigs UGH) but she wanted to talk and continue deeding so we did then she said I have to work early and I said ok; got dressed,politely sped walked to the door and she let me out. The days after she proceeded to text me and call me but I never returned her calls or texts.
CL is lame. Do you have a smartphone? When I found out my phone could find me sex, naturally i wanted in. I met him on that Growlr app. It's like a gay GPS system. You set your location, set your filters like daddies, silverdaddies, leather daddies (my favorite) and then Poof! (Pun intended) there's a list of guys you can fuck in your area. This is the fucking future! I set up a profile with a tasteful portrait I took with the front camera in my phone that I ran through a dozen editing apps on my phone because you know, you want to look good for all the other guys looking fir sex in their phone in the middle of the day on a tuesday. I instantly get a message from this guy MACK. He looked like Tom sellick and bill Goldberg rolled into one. we start to chat and decide to meet. Now this app is cool but the location tracking is a little off. For instance it said MACK was 4.6 miles from me when in reality it was more 11. The door opens and I see a more that slightly aged and expanded version of MACK from online. We get to talking. He's a bear, drives an 18 wheeler (meaning one of those kias powered by 18 hamsters on wheels) and works construction in the side (set decorator for the community theater). He leads me through the house to the bedroom. The usual bachelor pad. Tammy Fay commemorative plates lining the the hallway, cat smell, Caribbean mardi gras themed bathroom. He had a, and I'm serious, a very masculine four poster bed with billowing fabric. It actually turns out that one part of his profile was true. He was a total top I laid down, he threw a condom on ME and he hopped on top. Ill tell you - I was balls deep in him so fast that growlr app probably said we were negative 8 inches away from each other.
Hey, have you ever gone to a motel that is a little fancier and they have a pool and jacuzzi setup? You know how the water isn't quite hot enough to feel good and it's kind of slimy? That's exactly how my dick felt at that moment.
So thank you technology for letting me know finding people to have sex with on the middle of a weekday is a bad idea.
christ almighty.
and for the guy asking about backpages, I have a friend who utilizes that service for "pro" services and your garden variety hookup. Seems to enjoy it.
And by friend I mean friend, not code for "me".
stop looking at me!
I legitimately have no idea. But apparently $400 in vegas can get a woman of high quality.How much did this particular person have to pay, on average?
Nice. First I need to put up an ad to get a girlfriend, and then I'll ask her to put up another one for the threesome. Wish me luck guys!I knew a guy who put up and ad with his girlfriend requesting another girl for a threesome. They actually found 4 or 5 super hot chicks to choose from, and they went through with it too. So yea, Craigslist can work sometimes.
Have a wank.
I did a quick Abe Simpson walk in walk out move and got a text message about 15 minutes later that read "I know you saw me."
Awkwaaaaaaaaard.
Uh, ok. I was feeling experimental a couple years back so I put up an ad on casual encounters. At first all I got was a bunch of bots or some shit but then bang some (I shit you not!) 37 year old woman contacts me (I was 22 at the time) so I was like well...I always wanted to try an older lady. We exchanged emails and pics then she gave me her address which happened to be down the road from where I lived (Creepy) so I went to her place later in the week. I walked to her door, she let me in and we watched tv while her dogs jumped all over me and licked my face, problem with that is I hate dogs but I didn't want to be rude and say "Get your damned dogs off of me" so I played with the mongrels and she smoked some cigs (Another no-no as I don't like women that smoke but once again I didn't want to be rude). So after a couple mins of this she just grabs my face and kisses me with nasty cigarette breath! and says follow me. I proceed to follow her and she heads to the bedroom and pulls out a bunch of kittens (I kid you not) and says I have kittens look(Again I didn't want to be rude so I was like Aww yeah kittens how cute...).I sit down on the bed and she says I'm going to go pee I'll be back and I say ok as I ponder to myself should I run out the front door, however I chose to stay; she comes back and halfway strips then hit's me with this little fun nugget(We have to be quiet because my 10 year old son and 5 year old daughter are in the next room..DA FUQ!) We proceed to do the deed and I was so weirded out that I had the worst performance since Blaine Gabbert last season. After the deed was done I laid there wishing that I could leave(All the while she was smoking more cigs UGH) but she wanted to talk and continue deeding so we did then she said I have to work early and I said ok; got dressed,politely sped walked to the door and she let me out. The days after she proceeded to text me and call me but I never returned her calls or texts.
Uh, ok. I was feeling experimental a couple years back so I put up an ad on casual encounters. At first all I got was a bunch of bots or some shit but then bang some (I shit you not!) 37 year old woman contacts me (I was 22 at the time) so I was like well...I always wanted to try an older lady. We exchanged emails and pics then she gave me her address which happened to be down the road from where I lived (Creepy) so I went to her place later in the week. I walked to her door, she let me in and we watched tv while her dogs jumped all over me and licked my face, problem with that is I hate dogs but I didn't want to be rude and say "Get your damned dogs off of me" so I played with the mongrels and she smoked some cigs (Another no-no as I don't like women that smoke but once again I didn't want to be rude). So after a couple mins of this she just grabs my face and kisses me with nasty cigarette breath! and says follow me. I proceed to follow her and she heads to the bedroom and pulls out a bunch of kittens (I kid you not) and says I have kittens look(Again I didn't want to be rude so I was like Aww yeah kittens how cute...).I sit down on the bed and she says I'm going to go pee I'll be back and I say ok as I ponder to myself should I run out the front door, however I chose to stay; she comes back and halfway strips then hit's me with this little fun nugget(We have to be quiet because my 10 year old son and 5 year old daughter are in the next room..DA FUQ!) We proceed to do the deed and I was so weirded out that I had the worst performance since Blaine Gabbert last season. After the deed was done I laid there wishing that I could leave(All the while she was smoking more cigs UGH) but she wanted to talk and continue deeding so we did then she said I have to work early and I said ok; got dressed,politely sped walked to the door and she let me out. The days after she proceeded to text me and call me but I never returned her calls or texts.
I've used CL to meet a couple people; I was thinking of sending this to the anonymous thread but fuck it, it was years ago. The first time I was kind of just fucking around, didn't think it would work; the casual section is dominated by blatantly fake bots and escorts, both of whom I wasn't interested in. I randomly responded to a bunch of messages and asked for pics; I figured most would ignore me considering a chick on CL must get like a billion messages a day. Eventually a chick answered and said she was like 10 minutes away from me. We got to talking, everything seemed fine, I kind of wanted to pull the trigger immediately...but figured I'd ask for a pic. She demanded I send her one. After some haggling I sent her a pic of me and then she sent me one...she was kind of chubby and I could tell that she was hiding weight. But I figured what the hell, it was a Friday and I didn't have any money so why not.
I took a shot of whiskey, told my roommate I was heading downtown, and asked him to call me in one hour. I left my wallet at home, figuring if I got killed maybe no one could identify me long enough for them to dump my body in a neutral place, thus saving my family the shame of learning I died in some chubby chick's house. I took the bus and met her at her place, she opened the door and was actually less chubby than advertised; brunette, hipster glasses, with a joint in her hand. The joint turned me off as I'm not a smoker but I rolled with it. We went to her room, chilled a bit. Eventually she took off her pants and sucked my dick for a minute. Then she asked me if I knew what kegels were. I said no and said "let me show you." She jumped on her bed, took her panties off, put the joint down there...and started...puffing. I was catching a contact high from the kush and pussy smoke in the air, then she told - not asked - me to eat her out. I declined, saying her vagina was too smoky for me to go down on her. Then she was got annoyed and said "no offense but niggas never eat pussy." I let her vagina cool off a bit, then went in. Have you ever sat in a seat immediately after someone else left the seat, and felt that slight rush of warmth up your ass/thighs? That's how my dick felt.
I don't remember much of what happened immediately after we finished, but at one point I woke up and she was sucking me, she looked heavier than I remembered, and there was a dude on the bed too. I jumped up and he started laughing and told me to calm down. He was a petite dude who was obviously gay, and even said "don't worry, I don't date black guys." That made me feel better but I was still confused as fuck. I realized I had been there for 2 hours. I was standing there in my boxers, looking for my pants when she asked again if I wanted to eat her out. I said maybe next time but I have to go pick my brother up from school (a lie). She offered to share another joint with me but I was like nahh...shook the gay guy's hand and left.
A friend of a friends dated online with a guy from overseas. She was completely head over heels for him and the guy was very suave and had decent looking pics. Things proceed she pays for his ticket to fly to her so they can meet. He gets off the flight and surprise he is on a wheelchair.. Ofcourse he never mentioned this to her, she became a horrible mess afterward.
Seriously what are you even thinking?
Pay an escort
If not enough money, go to a whorehouse
If not enough money, use palm
Step 1: Don't go to craiglist unless you're looking to buy cheap furniture.
I've used CL to meet a couple people; I was thinking of sending this to the anonymous thread but fuck it, it was years ago. The first time I was kind of just fucking around, didn't think it would work; the casual section is dominated by blatantly fake bots and escorts, both of whom I wasn't interested in. I randomly responded to a bunch of messages and asked for pics; I figured most would ignore me considering a chick on CL must get like a billion messages a day. Eventually a chick answered and said she was like 10 minutes away from me. We got to talking, everything seemed fine, I kind of wanted to pull the trigger immediately...but figured I'd ask for a pic. She demanded I send her one. After some haggling I sent her a pic of me and then she sent me one...she was kind of chubby and I could tell that she was hiding weight. But I figured what the hell, it was a Friday and I didn't have any money so why not.
I took a shot of whiskey, told my roommate I was heading downtown, and asked him to call me in one hour. I left my wallet at home, figuring if I got killed maybe no one could identify me long enough for them to dump my body in a neutral place, thus saving my family the shame of learning I died in some chubby chick's house. I took the bus and met her at her place, she opened the door and was actually less chubby than advertised; brunette, hipster glasses, with a joint in her hand. The joint turned me off as I'm not a smoker but I rolled with it. We went to her room, chilled a bit. Eventually she took off her pants and sucked my dick for a minute. Then she asked me if I knew what kegels were. I said no and said "let me show you." She jumped on her bed, took her panties off, put the joint down there...and started...puffing. I was catching a contact high from the kush and pussy smoke in the air, then she told - not asked - me to eat her out. I declined, saying her vagina was too smoky for me to go down on her. Then she was got annoyed and said "no offense but niggas never eat pussy." I let her vagina cool off a bit, then went in. Have you ever sat in a seat immediately after someone else left the seat, and felt that slight rush of warmth up your ass/thighs? That's how my dick felt.
I don't remember much of what happened immediately after we finished, but at one point I woke up and she was sucking me, she looked heavier than I remembered, and there was a dude on the bed too. I jumped up and he started laughing and told me to calm down. He was a petite dude who was obviously gay, and even said "don't worry, I don't date black guys." That made me feel better but I was still confused as fuck. I realized I had been there for 2 hours. I was standing there in my boxers, looking for my pants when she asked again if I wanted to eat her out. I said maybe next time but I have to go pick my brother up from school (a lie). She offered to share another joint with me but I was like nahh...shook the gay guy's hand and left.
this thread is convincing me to try Craigslist.
As others have mentioned, go on OkCupid or something. Don't even explicitly ask girls for sex (bad idea), just go on a few dates and you're bound to get laid at least once.