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[ThoseDeafMutes]

 

[akira28]

hmmm

I'd play this on the iPhone.

They each have a limited series of checkers like moves, to try to make it to the girl first, or something.

 

[3N16MA]

http://gifsoup.com/

Woo her from across the room. Always works.

 

[TheOohChild]

you should practice talking to a hooker

 

[TimeEffect]

In my microbiology class there's a really attractive girl that sits on the other side of the room that I've caught looking my way on a number of occasions. This is the lab room (M/W/F lecture, thursday is lab) so we don't sit in rows. Anyway, she doesn't smile or anything
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Lmao. I'm picturing this whole diagram, and you two just staring into each other's souls. You should really smile back.

 

[Uno Venova]

Doesn't work.

 

[FStop7]

Gyrate for her.

 

[grimshawish]

There is one test...one test to rule them all:

"Is that girl staring at me?"
Everyone turns around.

Turn to page 101 or page 153 or page 300:

Page 101:

She keeps looking...but no...she shifts her vision! Now staring right at your table, she wasn't before! She suddenly saw 4 people staring at her! She now thinks your a pervy weirdo looking for group sex - YOU LOSE

Page 153:

She turns away sharply, four people catching her makes her hide her gaze. Embarrassed. Once everyone turns away she glances back, you catch one another - mile. ITS ON PLAYA!

Page 300:

She smiles and laughs, still looking. ITS ON PLAYA!

I actually liked the multi choice goosebumps books. They were just a bit short.

 

[TheFightingFish]

Here. Diagram form.

And here I was working on my own version.

 

[bjork]

Heavy this is what you do when she rejects you and rips your heart to shreds

Is that Kelly Kelly selling a shot better than 90% of the roster? I'll be damned.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Heavy can you please explain your former avatar?

You know the one.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW

 

[Alebrije]

In my microbiology class there's a really attractive girl that sits on the other side of the room that I've caught looking my way on a number of occasions. .

 

[Yami]

i was going to go to bed, then this thread happened. thx gaf.

 

[Devolution]

And here I was working on my own version.

Haha I'm working on another version of this story.

 

[EightBitNate]

And here I was working on my own version.

clap.gif

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

I dont know about the winking, that could come off dorky if the wink isn't done well and it might be a bit creepy. But I'll take the other advice and not wait a couple weeks, probably just after the first two convos, assuming she responds well to them and isn't distant...smiles, laughs, asks me a question (that would be a really good sign, if she actually asks me something and isn't just replying to me).


Thanks all, I'll take the advice. This wasn't a troll or fake, i've never asked for girl advice on gaf before. Please lock the thread if possible.

Hold on a damn second. Instead of taking damn 2 minutes to just talk to her you are going to spend all that time trying to strategize a conversation, follow up and try to interpret those in great detail. Holy Shit.

Drop the bullshit and just say hi.

 

[commedieu]

And here I was working on my own version.

heheh Sunhi, a challenger appears....

 

[SteeloDMZ]

And here I was working on my own version.

Haha. What's funny, scary and sad at the same time is that that could potentially happen, but the OP won't even attempt to do it anyway.

 

[Sadist]

Kinda reminds me of this

"Now I tell you what; I like you and I want you"

 

[SoulPlaya]

Maybe she'll show up to class dressed up like you? Then, you'll know she wants you!

 

[MisterNugNug]

Maybe she wants to ask you what agar you plan on using to cultivate your unknown species.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Maybe she'll show up to class dressed up like you? Then, you'll know she wants you!

Is that... someone dressed as Kane?!

 

[Skiesofwonder]

Masterful troll thread. The diagram was a nice touch.

BTW, you aren't allowed to wear shorts in lab classes. No college professor is going to allow that.

 

[jmdajr]

Well, good luck!

 

[Roger Danish]

And here I was working on my own version.

Bravo.

And OP why are you tag-fishing you already have a tag come on son

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Masterful troll thread. The diagram was a nice touch.

BTW, you aren't allowed to wear shorts in lab classes. No college professor is going to allow that.

Oh yeah.

Heavy we're on to you.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Is that... someone dressed as Kane?!

Oh, yes, it was!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9BwFqPDIJ0

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

hhahaha WHAT

Maybe she'll show up to class dressed up like you? Then, you'll know she wants you!

^^ so much gold

 

[ultim8p00]

holy shit

"girlfriend"

 

[Azzurri]

"Girl looked at me today, Yea she wanted it"

 

[Czigga]

No i mean the thread itself not his reply. I'm done and thank you all for the advice, seriously. I feel like it comes to a point in life where you have to start going deep to Moss on every play and not care what people will think. Life will pass you by otherwise.

Heavy

Do not take their advice. Winking is NOT going to work out well, especially if you’re a noob. No pre-planned jokes or statements. Because then she is going to respond in some way that you are not specifically anticipating and it will mess up your game plan and the awkwardness will reach unprecedented levels while you fumble around thinking of something witty to say.

Just be yourself. Practice makes perfect. Do not expect to get a date with her. Do not go in with high hopes. HOWEVER, that should not be a deterrent. Everyone in the world has been rejected. It’s a part of life. I think guys forget that sometimes. You will learn. It's part of the process.

 

[KefkaPalazzo]

Post up by a water fountain and wait for her to stroll by, when she does, press the button to start the water, if she takes a sip, she wants your man juice.

 

[PS3GamerKyle]

just when I thought this thread was settling down, it keeps delivering!!!

 

[grimshawish]

especially if you’re a noob..

Threads not gonna stop giving.

 

[Red]

She's probably wondering why you keep staring at her.

 

[Gila]

This fucking thread made my day

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

She's probably wondering why you keep staring at her.

was wondering that too

 

[Lebron]

Dat AJ Lee


Damn

 

[Demon Lizardman]

You know, those Italian women are very beautiful, but be careful mate. Try not to screw it up.

 

[computers putin']

You drew a diagram and everything, wow. I knew the op would be good for a laugh just from the title, but op exceeded my expectations. Next time you catch her staring, just give her a warm smile back and see how she responds.Better yet, just go up and talk to her.

 

[Red]

was wondering that too

I want to know if she has always sat in that seat. Did she move partway through the course? She is as far away as possible from the OP.

 

[SoulPlaya]

I don't get it. Thus far in your life, you haven't worn a mask, and you haven't had a girlfriend yet.

Shouldn't that be a sign?

 

[totowhoa]

Masterful troll thread. The diagram was a nice touch.

BTW, you aren't allowed to wear shorts in lab classes. No college professor is going to allow that.

this is true

 

[Slayer-33]

Wait OP wears a mask? Wat

 

[Yami]

Just be yourself. Practice makes perfect. Do not expect to get a date with her. Do not go in with high hopes. HOWEVER, that should not be a deterrent. Everyone in the world has been rejected. It’s a part of life. I think guys forget that sometimes. You will learn. It's part of the process.

dunno if being himself has worked for him tho. dude needs some swagger. OP said he's late twenties and not had a gf.

OP: perhaps its your clothing. why not dress like her? get yo short-shorts and a vest on dawg.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

I don't get it. Thus far in your life, you haven't worn a mask, and you haven't had a girlfriend yet.

Shouldn't that be a sign?

for halloween im going to wear a luchador mask.. will that work??

 

[SoulPlaya]

for halloween im going to wear a luchador mask.. will that work??

Make sure it's red. That should do it.

 

[Devolution]

 

[ajf009]

what the fuck... just walk over to her after class, say "hey, my name's ___, what's yours?" "___? cool, wanna grab a coffee later?"

bu..but what if she says no?!?!?!?