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Goodbye Volcano High announced for PS5

Grinchy said:
lmao I feel like even if you're gay, this game looks gay as fuck
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Well I'm bi and this looks gay as fuck to me.



Games that are in your face with all the pandery flamboyance, obviously gay characters, and zany coloring and style options are annoying as fuck to me.

Such a condescending designed by committee trend I'm sick of seeing in games.

Not all gays are flaming or like hot pink rainbow colors. I can see right through your shit.
 
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This was the highlight of the show...if you are a reeeeee member of course.

Reading this topic is gaving me multiple cancer :ROFLMAO:
 
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IDKFA said:
My 12 year old was watching this with me. After the trailer he just looked me and asked what the hell did we just watch?

I feel like I failed as a father because I couldn't answer.
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The opposite, the fact that you don't even know this shit is proof that your brain is still sane somehow.
 
Game included to pander to SJW crowd, I guess it is system seller for Sony California.

Sony Japanese Head honchos should hurry and move back their video-game HQ back to Japan
 
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I couldn't believe this game was shown in the PS5 reveal. The whole presentation was way too long and felt like a ho-hum Nintendo Direct at times.

I happened to get home around when the stream started so I watched it live on a whim. I should have done what I usually do and just check the news and videos later on. What a waste of time to be subjected to this kind of crap. Bugsnax was also unsettling and weird to watch.
 
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Poor dogfuckers.
 
Reminded me of this:

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but as a video game.

Inviusx said:
I thought it actually looked cool and I hate these types of games.

I might be wrong but the premise seems like a bunch of dinosaur high schoolers coming to terms with the end of the world (extinction event caused by meteor).
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Dinosaurs, even if it wasn't a game, did the same concept MUCH better just by aesthetic alone, let alone writing.
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Okay so maybe depending on how you look at it they're about even on aesthetic. But the show had some great writing. Especially the finale:

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This was one of the best and also most depressingly realistic finales for any show ever, sitcom or not. Jim kept it real.
 
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This presentation was so mediocre that now I'm worried about the Xbox game reveal since I have been told they use abstraction so their games will probably really suck.
 
Come on people be fair.You all play animal crossing since like forever it's basically the same or very similar.Animal crossing is kind of a Sims where you engage with different characters/people who are some kind of animals.Maybe this game will have a great story,maybe it's very funny.Never judge a book by its cover.Yes maybe it's about lesbians so what,they have also feelings maybe the makers of this game wanted to tell a story like that or they are lesbians or gay.You all can atleast wait till the game is finished and learned more about it,before you trash it like that.
 
Pure trash. Take this kinda crap to some flash game website...thing.

While I'm at it, this is the kinda junk that takes up space on the Online stores to where its damn near impossible to wade through it all to find QUALITY games.

Really...this kinda stuff needs to stay off consoles.
 
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It's been over a day and I'm still salty that a) this piece of shit exists and b) Sony thought it was acceptable to waste a couple of minutes of the PS5 reveal showing retarded calarts rejects rainfurrest dinosaurs. What's this, Pamperchu The Game? Who did this characters, Chris-chan? Who's the audience for this and please tell me there's a government monitored list with names and addresses.

All Phil needs to do is say we're never launching this shit ever are you kidding me lol and that's it I'm buying 3 SEXes.
 
1 thing I can say about this whole thing here is..........I'm glad they're making their own games I guess, and following their passion instead of co-opting existing franchises and perverting them. More power to em I guess.
 
This looked so fucking awful to me. I am definitely not the target audience.

Wunray said:
1 thing I can say about this whole thing here is..........I'm glad they're making their own games I guess, and following their passion instead of co-opting existing franchises and perverting them. More power to em I guess.
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There is that, I guess.
 
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I can't be the only one whose first thought seeing this besides wtf was the cheaters episode were they bust the furry couple in the back of a pickup truck. This is the kind of game to clear up your friends list real fast. I don't know who thought it be a good idea to make a teen furry or scalie game or Jack Ryan to show it.
 
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Looked quite neat, getting life is strange vibes.

Great name, I wonder if the game ends with a meteor wiping out all the dinosaurs :O
 
Wunray said:
1 thing I can say about this whole thing here is..........I'm glad they're making their own games I guess, and following their passion instead of co-opting existing franchises and perverting them. More power to em I guess.
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They've been making their own games. Only difference is that people now know this one because it was at the PS5 reveal for some reason.

Lionel Richie said:
What's this, Pamperchu The Game?
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Literally fucking laughed out loud at this.
 
Really hoping the whole SJW thing fizzles out before then, and 2021 is indeed the end of an era (read "dark time in history").
 
~Fake said:
IMO was the worst part of the presentation. Easily pass.
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It made no literal sense. You're trying to show next-gen, Ratchet & Clank, Demon's Souls, Horizon, then you get this silly ass non-sense. Whoever OK'd this needs to be pulled aside and talked to.
 
The amount of people getting triggered by this game is honestly hilarious. XD

So beautifully ironic.
 
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So here's the thing. I had the same reaction as a lot of you, and had no idea what it was, felt it was designed for furries. Where I differ is.. that's ok. There's almost no chance that I buy this, but I get so tired of games being about the same trodden IPs, the same trodden concepts over and over and over.

Just let the game exist, don't buy it, and move on; but some people are going to really want this, and that's ok.

It was nice to see something that isn't for me.
 
look, I hate furries and this weird stuff as much as the next guy but the thing that makes me say this was the worst game of the show is that this show was supposed to be a window to the next gen, things only possible on ps5, and this game looks like it was possible in the ps2 era.
 
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