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[CrunchinJelly]

BRB strapping a GoPro to my right eye.

 

[jokkir]

But who's going to wear that ugly thing on their face all day?

It doesn't look too bad on existing glasses so I'm set

 

[Achtius]

Can't wait till someone accidentally leaving the video mode on while fapping.

 

[Sean]

Didn't they see they wouldn't even call Google Glasses "alpha"? It's obvious they don't want to show everything so far.

Cause this is probably all they have working (reliably) so far I bet. If they had the augmented reality/HUD stuff I guarantee they'd show it off.

 

[clav]

No HUD demo.

 

[T.M. MacReady]

This has the potential to revolutionize POV porn.

 

[giga]

She looks ridiculous with that thing lol.

 

[dream]

But who's going to wear that ugly thing on their face all day?

The people who actually use Google+.

 

[MThanded]

Google revolutionizing porn.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

They're focusing on the camera aspect because:

1. The software isn't nearly complete yet.

2. It's a tangible, "magical" thing to "normal" people. Just like how some techies were all "iPad is a big iPod Touch, not going to be a big deal" when it was first shown. But to a normal person, this is exactly the kind of thing that gets them excited. You think most people even know about, let alone actively use, head-mounted cameras to capture all the nearly-missed moments in their life? Of course not!

 

[gamma]

She really sounds like shes about to cry.

 

[Interfectum]

that redhead is hawt

 

[LyleLanley]

The people who actually use Google+.

So pretty much just the people who've already presented today?

 

[kehs]

Only at a Google conference will the women presenter be the awkward one.

 

[Emily Chu]

Emma stone on stage feels like shes gonna break down and cry...

 

[Zaph]

Has something gone horribly wrong? The presenters sound like they're fluffing it and I swear I just heard back-stage chatter over the stream.

 

[SimleuqiR]

She's so nervous! I want to hold her.

 

[reKon]

Only at a Google conference will the women presenter be the awkward one.

Did you watch the Galaxy S III presentation?

 

[jokkir]

I want that umbrella

 

[JaggedSac]

Here we go, people, accessing information.

 

[gamma]

Do I see an iPhone there? :S

 

[CrunchinJelly]

I like that womans phone.

 

[Vyse The Legend]

I'm surprised no one posted a picture of her in here.

 

[UltraMagnanimous]

I'd be a dribbling wreck if I was presenting in front of thousands and tens of thousands online. Fair play to her.

 

[3phemeral]

I was able to comment: "Dude, it's all gonna be OK."

BUT HOW DID HE SEE YOUR COMMENT?

 

[bananas]

Yeah, but with a phone you don't look like a fucking tool.

 

[MThanded]

This has the potential to revolutionize POV porn.

Get out of my brain.

 

[def sim]

That girl is totally using an iPhone.

 

[Marty Chinn]

Google promoting iPhone!

 

[clav]

:lol iPhone

RIP Android

 

[maniac-kun]

Update your Youtube apps immediately. Its like app porn.

 

[Leonsito]

Can't wait for the amateur porn, is going to be amazing.

 

[teiresias]

Yeah, but with a phone you don't look like a fucking tool.

Well if it's an iPhone you do.

 

[massoluk]

Now you can watch porn while having dinner with your buddies at a bar.

 

[jokkir]

No quick controls for Chrome on Android. Am sad.

Also slow as ever on my Nexus S

 

[Al-ibn Kermit]

Yeah, but with a phone you don't look like a fucking tool.

You know they could just build this into normal glasses rather than having it sit in front of them.

 

[kehs]

I knew the I/O app felt different, they must have backported all the touch stuff, cause the youtube app feels just as nice.

 

[gamma]

This is getting boring. Next:

AN EXPEDITION TO THE CORE OF THE EARTH

believe

 

[ThatObviousUser]

I'd be a dribbling wreck if I was presenting in front of thousands and tens of thousands online. Fair play to her.

Exactly. Kudos to her, it seems like her first public presentation. I was barely doing much better in my 15-person public speaking class.

 

[Emily Chu]

can't wait when your GF hacks your google glass and sees you fucking another girl live and switches her FB profile to single....

 

[tirminyl]

Now you can watch porn while having dinner with your buddies at a bar.

Then you're like "Dude check this out" and you Google Beam it to theirs.

 

[MThanded]

She is so enthralled.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

Well if it's an iPhone you do.

 

[Hoo-doo]

They're focusing on the camera aspect because:

1. The software isn't nearly complete yet.

2. It's a tangible, "magical" thing to "normal" people. Just like how some techies were all "iPad is a big iPod Touch, not going to be a big deal" when it was first shown. But to a normal person, this is exactly the kind of thing that gets them excited. You think most people even know about, let alone actively use, head-mounted cameras to capture all the nearly-missed moments in their life? Of course not!

Do you really believe this?
Of course it's incomplete, but so far there is no reason to believe the thing does more than just shoot pictures right now.
I'm willing to bet they are still struggling to find any practical application for the thing.

Useless demo.

 

[Dunlop]

about to pull the trigger and noticed they pulled an apple with having no memory expansion vi microSD

fawk I hate that

 

[MThanded]

ammurica

 

[gamma]

can't wait when your GF hacks your google glass and sees you fucking another girl live and switches her FB profile to single....

And you see the status change live on the HUD while cheating on her!

 

[massoluk]

Then you're like "Dude check this out" and you Google Beam it to theirs.

This changes everything.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

I have such a man crush on Sergey. Seems like such a cool guy.

 

[tino]

Skydivers totally owned the other keynotes. MS need Shawn White to save them stat.