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[MarkMclovin]

I find it bordering on impossible that after the 2 hour point people are focusing or paying much attention on anything. People waiting for dat free shit.

This conference isn't for you.

 

[Hieberrr]

DEMO FAIL, YIKES

 

[Barbacoatl]

"I have no idea what I'm doing"

 

[zert]

Google pls

 

[KarmaCow]

How ironic.

 

[amrod]

Unlimited storage for 10 a month... Holy shit amazing!

What?

 

[Divvy]

Live coding demos lol. May be the most boring of all stage disasters.

 

[sca2511]

I could barely here him but did he say that? lol

I heard the "THEY BUILD ROBOTS THAT KILL PEOPLE" part.

 

[Kurdel]

Ouch, this is the kind of stunt that gets mainstream news attention.

 

[Talon]

Day 55 of the 2014 Google I/O opening keynote.

Bjork is on stage and will be molding herself into a Google Doodle.

 

[victreeb3l]

lol Google

Another protestor too? Howd these guys get in.

 

[outunderthestars]

Mm... that walk was so awesome bro. I really loved walking. Great walking... Come on people what the fuck. You don't need to share your walking experience!

Physical therapists, personal trainers, doctors, etc. I can see a use for it...

 

[Barbacoatl]

I always knew Google created robot soldiers.

Boston Dynamics does.

 

[yyzjohn]

lol Google

Another protestor too? Howd these guys get in.

They paid $900 to attend the conference, Google thanks them.

 

[Konosuke]

I'm loving all this developer information. I hope it goes another 45 minutes with a special announcement of some kind.

I'm loving it too but they could do a break...

*EDIT*

Google's security sucks. FIRE EVERYBODY. This damn doesn't happen at any Apple event.

Robots security announced.

EDIT: Cloud debugging is awesome.

 

[PhantomHound]

What?

Google Drive storage unlimited data tier only $10 bucks a month. I think GAF glanced over that one... that's a fucking amazing deal

 

[kiguel182]

I hate regular expressions.

Also, debug on several servers at the same time is cool as hell.

 

[amrod]

Google Drive storage unlimited data tier only $10 bucks a month. I think GAF glanced over that one... that's a fucking amazing deal

wonder when this starts

 

[Jzero]

Boston Dynamics does.

More like Massive Dynamics

 

[3phemeral]

Google Drive storage unlimited data tier only $10 bucks a month. I think GAF glanced over that one... that's a fucking amazing deal

I...I need this.

 

[Divvy]

I wonder if the first protestor is like "this second guy is not helping me legitimize my cause"

 

[Barbacoatl]

Google Drive storage unlimited data tier only $10 bucks a month. I think GAF glanced over that one... that's a fucking amazing deal

isn't that enterprise?

 

[Talon]

They'll have Boston Dynamics Big Dogs roaming the halls next year.

isn't that enterprise?

Yep. $10/seat for enterprise.

 

[PhantomHound]

Physical therapists, personal trainers, doctors, etc. I can see a use for it...

Then demo it using that... he was like "my friends can see where i walked..." Come on the application of these apps are being presented horribly.

 

[sca2511]

Google Drive storage unlimited data tier only $10 bucks a month. I think GAF glanced over that one... that's a fucking amazing deal

Is that only for businesses or everyone?

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

This conference isn't for you.

I know it's not but even a lot of people in the audience look half zoned out. There's gotta be a better way to present this info to developers. Even if you're a developer you can't enjoy sitting there for that long and what are you seeing now some overly long broken demo of something.

 

[DedValve]

If that $10 a month is for everybody then that means dropbox is dead no? As with any other cloud data storage service.

 

[brotkasten]

Google Drive storage unlimited data tier only $10 bucks a month. I think GAF glanced over that one... that's a fucking amazing deal

That's for Google Drive for Business and not the regular consumer version. Microsoft's OneDrive for Business offers the same deal similar good plans that aren't available for consumers either.

 

[kehs]

That was amazing.

 

[Talon]

I know it's not but even a lot of people in the audience look half zoned out. There's gotta be a better way to present this info to developers.

I believe Apple does a public keynote and then a private dev keynote.

 

[3phemeral]

That's for Google Drive for Business and not the regular consumer version. Microsoft's OneDrive for Business offers the same deal.

Oh boo.

 

[Goldenhen]

If that $10 a month is for everybody then that means dropbox is dead no? As with any other cloud data storage service.

I thought it was $10 per users per month.

 

[Baroquemantic]

I know it's not but even a lot of people in the audience look half zoned out. There's gotta be a better way to present this info to developers. Even if you're a developer you can't enjoy sitting there for that long and what are you seeing now some overly long broken demo of something.

They look like this every year at I/O.

 

[PhantomHound]

isn't that enterprise?

Oh you're right... My hearing is fail.

Now I am sad

 

[outunderthestars]

Then demo it using that... he was like "my friends can see where i walked..." Come on the application of these apps are being presented horribly.

Ha! I didn't even know there was a livestream until you posted that. Going back to watch the protesters now.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

I believe Apple does a public keynote and then a private dev keynote.

yeah they should separate it like that. I know they have separate presentations throughout but for the main keynote they should separate the two.

 

[littlegrasshopper]

Another zing! "No machines to worry about!" lol

 

[zbeeb]

yeah they should separate it like that. I know they have separate presentations throughout but for the main keynote they should separate the two.

There used to be two IIIRC, but they went back to a single keynote

 

[Technosteve]

I believe Apple does a public keynote and then a private dev keynote.

Platforms State of the Union keynote, which was streamed live this year.

 

[Zero-Crescent]

Woo, World cup statistics in the cloud! Woo!

 

[thenexus6]

Might stop watching, my room is like a sauna and my laptop sounds like a jet engine streaming this video doubt much else interesting will be said

 

[Divvy]

Are they actually two Eric Schmidts at Google?

 

[Cipherr]

Then demo it using that... he was like "my friends can see where i walked..." Come on the application of these apps are being presented horribly.

They cannot demo it using that. Its brand new tech that they are demoing early at a developer conference. Its not LIVE for anyone to have built any apps on it yet dude. Jesus.

 

[enzo_gt]

Are they actually two Eric Schmidts at Google?

Which one is their very own though?!

 

[kehs]

Eric Schmidt?

Nope

Errik Schmidttt


fuck you

 

[Baroquemantic]

Are they actually two Eric Schmidts at Google?

Yep, haha. Clones with genetic alterations so they don't look exactly the same. They all have terminator-like skeletons.

 

[Remark]

Google = Skynet

Skynet = Illuminati

Samsung works Google

Jay-Z works with Samsung


We gonna die 2day guys D:

 

[yyzjohn]

Dat code slide. *bites lip*

 

[mangochutney]

That's for Google Drive for Business and not the regular consumer version. Microsoft's OneDrive for Business offers the same deal similar good plans that aren't available for consumers either.

What is stopping you signing up as a business and having just one user? Doesn't seem to be any minimum user amount that you need.

 

[0wing]

my laptop sounds like a jet engine streaming this video doubt much else interesting will be said

Try using livestreamer to play the stream in vlc instead, my laptop goes from jet engine to silent using it.
http://livestreamer.tanuki.se/en/latest/