Loe and behold, the idiocy of mankind. I called my local game store, it went something like this:
Me - Hi.
Him - How can I help you?
Me - Can I pre-order the collectors edition of Gran Turismo 5?
Him - Gran Turismo 5?
Me - Yeah, the collectors edition please.
At this point, he tells me to wait for a second. I hear him ask his boss something, I'm not quite sure what it is.
Him - Yes, Gran Turismo 5, we've got that in store right now.
Now at THIS point, I'm about to burst. I was about to scream really loud. I did keep my calm though. I joke around asking:
Me - For sale? Haha.
Him - Yes... we can put a copy aside if you want.
Me - Yes please! I'll be able to pick it up in an hour.
Him - For 360, PC or PS3?
Me - What? Haha.
I thought he was kidding.
Him - Yeah, which version do you want me to put aside?
Me - GT5 is exclusive for the PS3...
Him - No, it's not.
Me - Yes, it is... are you sure you got the right game?
He asks me to wait. One whole fucking minute later, he responds:
Him - Oh, I'm sorry. I was checking out the wrong game, we're not getting the GT5 Collectors Edition. Do you want to pre-order the regular edition?
Me - ................................ no thank you. Bye.
Fuck me. That is all.