Live posting as I'm watching this.
- Young Kurt effects are astounding. Best I've seen so far in any film.
- Opening fight / credits was terrible. Lacked any excitement, weight or direction. Felt like a video game cutscene from 2004.
- Drax is perhaps the best thing about this series.
- Pratt was funnier when he was fat, but he's a decent actor.
- Golden dudes are funny.
- CGI
- CGI
- CGI
- More bad CGI
- Some chase or whatever
- Stallone!
- Bug lady is cute.
- Green lady is boring and angry. Why is she here?
- Blue lady is cool, more of her.
- Put my TV on mute and forgot I was watching this film. Doesn't seem like anything worthwhile happened during the last 15 minutes, so will just continue watching.
- Alright, so Peter gets powers from a moon thing that contains "light" and this keeps him immortal - as long as the light exists. Someone should make a video game.. oh, right.
- Hasselhoff? They're really going for the cheap laughs here.
- "He was your father, but he wadn't yo daddy." What the fuck
- This is terrible