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I ordered a copy from the guy on eBay, just like Kibbles did, with overnight shipping via USPS. I left work early (my last day at T-Mobile, woo hoo) because I thought the mailman would have left my package in my mailbox or at the front office by having them sign for it.
So I check my mailbox, nothing. Check the front office, nothing. As I'm going back to my apartment I happen to see the postal worker exiting the complex so I flag him down. Of course, he doesn't have my package with him. He had already taken it back to the post office, which by this time is closed. I asked if there was any way that I could get it from there after he finishes his route and drops off his truck. He hesitates at the thought. I quickly suggest that I could offer him a case of Sam Adams Summer Ale for his trouble. He liked that idea and took my number to call me when he was done. Success.
Long story short, I bribed a mailman with a case of beer to get my copy of Reach from the post office today instead of having to wait until Monday.